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"We've arrived," Leo announced. "Time to Split." Frank groaned. "Can we leave Valdez in Croatia?"
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leo-valdez
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Rick Riordan |
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e0b7409
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But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.
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Meg Cabot |
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2321f83
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"Would I laugh?" "Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking."
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funny
shale
puns
pun
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Margaret Atwood |
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"When we were little," the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, "we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise -" "Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?" Alice asked. "We called him Tortoise because he taught us," said the Mock Turtle angrily: "really you are very dull!"
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learning
mock-turtle
turtle
tortoise
taught
wonderland
teacher
pun
school
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Lewis Carroll |
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"Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. "And if you pass that pitcher, I will reveal a nugget of information that will please you and instantly return me to your good goddess graces." Nellie pushed the pitcher forward. "Spill. Not the fudge sauce. The info."
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nellie-gomez
pony
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Jude Watson |
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She only modelled for him once,' Max said stubbornly, leaning the canvases back against the wall and replacing the sheet. 'Once, twice or umpteen times, it's proof she knew Spataro... how shall we put it?... on terms a man who loved her might resent.' 'There are lots of artists in Montparnasse, Appelby, and lots of artists' models.' 'I wouldn't like it. And I bet Sir Henry didn't like it either.' 'There was nothing between Corinne and Spataro.' 'That's the problem, isn't it?' Appelby pointed with the stem of his pipe at the shrouded paintings. 'There may have been *literally* nothing between them.
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modeling
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Robert Goddard |