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| 483a395 | I decided to deflect her attitude by giving a long, Southern answer. I come from people who know how to draw things out. Annoy a Southerner, and we will drain away the moments of your life with our slow, detailed replies until you are nothing but a husk of your former self and that much closer to death. | shades-of-london southerners the-name-of-the-star ya young-adult | Maureen Johnson | |
| 4fb1d8d | Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. | awkward funny maureen-johnson shades-of-london | Maureen Johnson |