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e91b59f Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card. humour cult-of-jobs d-d d20 roleplaying-games saving-throw shiny rpg saving geek consumerism Charles Stross
66113e8 Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it's a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns you, so it's a weapon. Learn to open and close the door, it's a place to hide things. Never grasping what it actually did, and maybe not even having the framework necessary to figure it out. No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. So here the monkeys were, poking the shiny box and making guesses about what it did. humanity shiny microwave human-nature monkeys James S.A. Corey