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La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!
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funny
tuck
simone-elkeles
perfect-chemistry
carlos-fuentes
rules-of-attraction
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"You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up." "That last one isn't a skill." "Honey, trust me. It's a skill."
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tuck
rules-of-attraction
skills
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Simone Elkeles |
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"Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck"
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humor
tuck
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Simone Elkeles |
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"He laughs. "Put some clothes on so you don't scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on." I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I've got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for the first thing I can grab and put it in front of me to shield myself from view. It happens to be one of Kiara's stuffed animals, but I don't have much choice right now. "That's Kiara's Mojo," Tuck says, laughing. "Get it? Mojo?" --
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funny
tuck
simone-elkeles
kiara-westford
perfect-chemistry
carlos-fuentes
rules-of-attraction
kiara
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Simone Elkeles |
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"Tuck holds out his hand. "By the way, I don't think we've been formally introduced. I'm Tuck. You know, rhymes with luck." "And fuck," Carlos adds. "Yep, that, too," Tuck says unfazed."
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tuck
kiara
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