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But that is not my scene and I'm outta here." His hand shot out and grabbed me above the elbow. "Indeed, but you'll accompany me, I think." The stone face cracked and he almost smiled. "I insist on the pleasure of your company. We have much to talk about." "My ass!"
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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I'm not playing vamp politics.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Jessica peeked into the bathroom, then hurried back to report. "They got that boy stripped mother naked and they're scrubbing him with your brand-new loofah." I winced. Thirty-seven ninety-nine at The Body Shop, kaput."
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Tina was kneeling before me, holding Donald's head by the hair and very plainly trying to hand it to me. "Majesty, I beg your forgiveness for the indignity you suffered and offer you the head of our enemy as--" "Put that thing down," I said impatiently. "I can't talk to you when you're shaking his head like a damned maraca."
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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God is dead! Only the IT department can help you now. -Edward Smegger in (p. 79)
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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You do not go near them. You do not allow them to touch you. If one does touch you, I will eat his spine." "It's good," she commented, "that we're establishing rules. For instance, being a newcomer here, I might not understand the whole 'don't touch or be devoured' guideline..." -Prince Maltese and Lt. Anne"
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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I ducked again as her Hellfire sword whistled over my head, and sidestepped so quickly I tripped over a chair. I was in such a hurry to scramble to my feet that for a few seconds I ran in place, like the Road Runner.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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A day without the Antichrist sitting in judgment on you is a day without sunshine.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Ademas --lo interrumpio nuevamente--, mis hijos jamas tendran que preocuparse por su proxima comida. Nunca tendran que pagar impuestos, nunca tendran que preocuparse acerca de como permitirse enviar a sus hijos a la escuela. Ellos siempre tendran la opcion de un solido techo sobre sus cabezas y tres comidas diarias. Siempre habra personas a su alrededor para cuidarlos y protegerlos. Ellos nunca, nunca estaran solos. Y si hicieran algo mal, ..
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Getting gratitude is becoming a thing with you, but even so, you're the worst Antichrist ever," Jessica said. "Which is actually comforting. Stay close."
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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All this to say Gallo wants to get into your Little Mermaid panties. And if you don't get that, you're dumber than I ever thought, which gives me such a headache to even contemplate. The massive amount of your dumbness. It hurts me,' he whined.
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humor
george
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Hi," the werewolf said. He was dark-haired and broad, with gold eyes, big hands, and a feral scruffiness that Cole felt and instantly responded to. He had the weird urge to kill a cow and present it to the stranger. cows."
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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I really did have my reasons. I don't blame you for being mmpphhh-phargle." She mmpphh-phargled because he tugged her into his embrace and buried his nose in her hair."
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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I looked up. Mom looked down at me with the compassion/practicality combo that was her trademark.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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I stared harder. Come on, vampire mojo. Do your thing. "Don't. Kill. Yourself." "Why. Are you. Talking. Like this?"
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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WHEN I finally slowed and looked around, I saw with amazement I'd trotted sixteen blocks in about three minutes. Summer Olympics, here I come. Assuming they held the races at night.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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I'm so dull, the fucking cat runs away about three times a month just to get a little excitement. And
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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The man had a dick on him that wouldn't quit.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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To paraphrase Stephen King, sometimes an accident can be an unhappy woman's best friend. Put
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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AT&T works in Hell. I can't think about it very long or I'll get really, really scared of AT&T.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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I hated driving, so found this impressive. It's soooo boring. And just when you get going, some asshat Statie pulls you over. Like there aren't any murders and rapes going on, so they can nap under bridges and set speed traps for unwary vampires. Weak. "Dick. Remember? He's Dick." "I"
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Oh, sure, things had "gone viral" and "blown up." But those were just words; they didn't mean change, or progress, or a revolution."
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Given his family history, it was absurd how all his prison knowledge came from Sons of Anarchy reruns. Ooh, that Gemma! What a wonderful bitch. The
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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For whatever reason, AT&T works in Hell. I can't think about it very long or I'll get really, really scared of AT&T." By"
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Andrew Vachss, the best noir-ey writer in the history of the genre, called cats the lap dancers of the animal world. Give them attention, they're there. Stop, they're outta there.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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A gold cage is still a cage. -King David I Oh, go cry in a bag of money. -Queen Christina
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gilded-cage
humorous-quotes
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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This is a great time to shut up and kiss me." To her delight, Blake obliged."
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romance
contemporary-romance
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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He turned to her and pressed a kiss to the corner of her mouth. When he spoke his deep voice vibrated all through her. 'I. Remember. Everything.
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contemporary-romance
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Too fucking busy, and vice versa. --DOROTHY PARKER,
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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The mouth of a passionate lover... or a woman who would bite when she was angry.
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passionate-woman
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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And nothing against the Dicks and Richards of the world, but I always disliked that one. Call me immature if you like--I've earned it many times over--but come on: The word. Is slang. For penis. If he was a woman named Virginia, would he insist we refer to him as Vag? I think not! (God, I hope not.)
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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First of all, skim? That's white water. That's all skim milk is: they take out all the wonderful stuff that makes milk taste like milk and replace it with white water and people actually drink that shit.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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And it feeds my anxiety, which makes work hard, which feeds my anxiety.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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I just assumed you were straight." "Because you are." - "I always assume everyone is gay."
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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I can't believe we're bribing our future queen with designer shoes.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Out of me unworthy and unknown The vibrations of deathless music. --"ANNE RUTLEDGE," BY EDGAR LEE MASTERS (1869-1950)"
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Charlize forever, Kristen Grumpypants never.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Makes me crave a WTF stamp, so I could just walk around stamping WTF on everything that freaks me or scares me or just plain puzzles me.
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MaryJanice Davidson |
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Worse, she never hesitated to play the depression card to
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MaryJanice Davidson |