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61886d2	Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.		Charlaine Harris
4f56290	The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you		Charlaine Harris
68d4069	Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you." [Sookie:] "Like a fungus?" --	humor sookie-eric sookie-stackhouse	Charlaine Harris
6b3f0df	Though I was standing in front of a mirror, I wasn't really seeing my reflection. I was seeing, very clearly, that--at the moment--I was all in the world that Eric could think of as his own. I had better not fail him.		Charlaine Harris
0b9f084	I often cried when I got angry; I hated that. Crying just made you look weak, no matter what triggered it.		Charlaine Harris
e3bb048	Are you a prude?' He seemed genuinely curious. 'No!' But after a second, I said, 'But may be compared to you, yes! I like my privacy. I get to decide who sees me naked. Do you get my point?' 'Yes. Objectively speaking, you have beautiful points.' I thought the top of my head would pop off... (Sookie Stackhouse & Claude, Dead in the Family)	sookie-stackhouse paranormal vampires	Charlaine Harris
da2d433	You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using this as an excuse to make out with me?" "I'm not that clever, Eric." "I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile."	sookie-stackhouse	Charlaine Harris
419d11c	You take I-55 south, and you'll run into I-20. Or you could take..." I was about to be overloaded with information. "Oh that sounds just perfect. Let me do just that, or I'll lose track." Sure, glad I could help." Oh, you surely did." We beamed at each other, just two nice women. I had to fight an impulse to say "I have a tortured vampire in my trunk," out of sheer giddiness."	humor	Charlaine Harris
192fdf1	We might be on the same page, but I wasn't happy about reading it.		Charlaine Harris
4a1fa2f	I am here," Eric said. "And I am here." I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique. "Sookie, my little bullet-sucker," he said, sounding fond and warm. "Eric, my big bullshitter."		Charlaine Harris
97b950a	I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver... a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.		Charlaine Harris
a44da34	You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.		Charlaine Harris
25a632e	Better to be screwed physically than financially.		Charlaine Harris
d8b9234	Bring it on, fur-ass!	fairies werewolves	Charlaine Harris
8560df3	Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.		Charlaine Harris
7d4959e	If it's easy to be friendly she will be. If the wind blows the other way her friendship will be gone. And I'm thinking the wind is blowing the other way. She has found some other way to be an important person in her own right by hating others.	life-and-living haters	Charlaine Harris
3ab39d5	Was I just curious about what the agenda might be at a vampire summit? Did I want the attention of more undead members of society? Did I want to be known as a fangbanger, one of those humans who simply adored the walking dead? Did some corner of me long for a chance to be near Bill without seeking him out, still trying to make some emotional sense of his betrayal? Or was this about Eric? Unbeknownst to myself, was I in love with the flamboy..	bill-compton eric-northman true-blood sookie-stackhouse	Charlaine Harris
61fd03e	This letter is written on the skin of one of the water sprites who drowned your parents.' 'Ick!' I cried, and dropped the letter on the kitchen table.	revenge humor letter sookie-stackhouse faery paranormal urban-fantasy	Charlaine Harris
75aacb4	My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who's good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation.		Charlaine Harris
7bc25c2	My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.		Charlaine Harris
41c6c47	I didn't know what to think about first: me seeing Claude naked, Claude seeing me naked, or the whole fact that we were related and naked in the same room. (Sookie Stackhouse, Dead in the Family)	dead-in-the-family sookie-stackhouse paranormal	Charlaine Harris
c362b1e	This isn't what I expected when I found out you were sleeping in the house." "What did you expect?" "I expected you'd come over here because you couldn't wait an extra minute to have fabulous, mind-blowing sex with me."		Charlaine Harris
12b4357	When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel.	trowel fairies dead-and-gone sookie-stackhouse vampires	Charlaine Harris
9b4f53d	Eric appeared to be counting my eyelashes. I tried to keep my gaze on my hands, to indicate modesty. I felt power tweaks kind of flow over me and had an uneasy feeling Eric was trying to influence me. I risked a quick peek, and sure enough he was looking at me expectantly. Was I supposed to pull off my dress? Bark like a dog? Kick Bill in the shins? Shit.		Charlaine Harris
04f31f1	This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness		Charlaine Harris
013a720	Do I look like I have anything ?" I asked him, in a reasonable voice. He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, "Sorry," and backed away. I took a step after him. I screamed, "I HAVE NOTHING!" And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, "See, I never had anything to start with."	true-blood	Charlaine Harris
2c46032	It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.	beauty male-beauty lust	Charlaine Harris
400d931	If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me.		Charlaine Harris
444b4ee	Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and--oh--tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.	funny debbiepelt	Charlaine Harris
df45dcd	Snow, here?" Eric was as delighted as a child. "I love snow!"	flirting	Charlaine Harris
c42e535	One of the most wonderful, and the most appalling, things about Eric loving me was that he didn't give a shit about anyone else.		Charlaine Harris
e3b58f0	There's no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.	philosophy	Charlaine Harris
921a11d	A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn't have asked this of me.' 'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn't have hesitated to drink.' I crossed to the desk and tossed it down.	sookie-stackhouse werewolf vampire urban-fantasy	Charlaine Harris
fd7fcb4	How is Eric?' 'Very tightly wound. Plus, a lot of stuff happened that he'll tell you about.' 'Thanks for the warning. I'll go to the house now. You're my favorite breather.' 'Oh. Well ... great.' She hung up.	pam sookie-stackhouse vampires	Charlaine Harris
020a308	I love you," Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn't. "That's what you all keep saying," I answered. "But it doesn't seem to get me any happier."	sookie-stackhouse	Charlaine Harris
4bd687c	I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.		Charlaine Harris
d084c2c	My mother finally took me to a child psychologist, who knew exactly what I was, but she just couldn't accept it and kept trying to tell my folks I was reading their body language and was very observant, so I had good reason to imagine I heard people's thoughts. Of course, she couldn't admit I was literally hearing people's thoughts because that just didn't fit into her world.	personality individuality outside-comfort-zone	Charlaine Harris
3047738	As it was, I couldn't escape the feeling that I was out of my element. I found myself thinking of a book I'd left half-read at home and wishing I'd stuck it in my purse so I could pull it out now.		Charlaine Harris
89ce687	And since I'm going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?	svm true-blood sookie-stackhouse	Charlaine Harris
23c2da6	I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.	dead-and-gone sookie-stackhouse	Charlaine Harris
d234703	i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric"	eric-northman	Charlaine Harris
916b0b1	What's the nature of your emergency?' oh, shit! Just come! There are dead people out here!		Charlaine Harris
dc39bfd	Bill said, "She is mine." I wondered if my hands would move. They would. I raised both of them, making an unmistakable one-fingered gesture. Eric laughed, and Bill said "Sookie!" in shocked admonishment. "I think that Sookie is telling us she belongs to herself," Eric said softly."		Charlaine Harris
25c2a28	Eric was usually pretty Anglo-Saxon about sex.		Charlaine Harris

Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.

Charlaine Harris

4f56290

The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you

Charlaine Harris

68d4069

Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you." [Sookie:] "Like a fungus?" --

humor sookie-eric sookie-stackhouse

Charlaine Harris

6b3f0df

Though I was standing in front of a mirror, I wasn't really seeing my reflection. I was seeing, very clearly, that--at the moment--I was all in the world that Eric could think of as his own. I had better not fail him.

Charlaine Harris

0b9f084

I often cried when I got angry; I hated that. Crying just made you look weak, no matter what triggered it.

Charlaine Harris

e3bb048

Are you a prude?' He seemed genuinely curious. 'No!' But after a second, I said, 'But may be compared to you, yes! I like my privacy. I get to decide who sees me naked. Do you get my point?' 'Yes. Objectively speaking, you have beautiful points.' I thought the top of my head would pop off... (Sookie Stackhouse & Claude, Dead in the Family)

sookie-stackhouse paranormal vampires

Charlaine Harris

da2d433

You'll have to ask Bill that, Sookie. And this is the only reason we're going? You're not cleverly using this as an excuse to make out with me?" "I'm not that clever, Eric." "I think you deceive yourself, Sookie," Eric said with a brilliant smile."

sookie-stackhouse

Charlaine Harris

419d11c

You take I-55 south, and you'll run into I-20. Or you could take..." I was about to be overloaded with information. "Oh that sounds just perfect. Let me do just that, or I'll lose track." Sure, glad I could help." Oh, you surely did." We beamed at each other, just two nice women. I had to fight an impulse to say "I have a tortured vampire in my trunk," out of sheer giddiness."

humor

Charlaine Harris

192fdf1

We might be on the same page, but I wasn't happy about reading it.

Charlaine Harris

4a1fa2f

I am here," Eric said. "And I am here." I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique. "Sookie, my little bullet-sucker," he said, sounding fond and warm. "Eric, my big bullshitter."

Charlaine Harris

97b950a

I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver... a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.

Charlaine Harris

a44da34

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

Charlaine Harris

25a632e

Better to be screwed physically than financially.

Charlaine Harris

d8b9234

Bring it on, fur-ass!

fairies werewolves

Charlaine Harris

8560df3

Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.

Charlaine Harris

7d4959e

If it's easy to be friendly she will be. If the wind blows the other way her friendship will be gone. And I'm thinking the wind is blowing the other way. She has found some other way to be an important person in her own right by hating others.

life-and-living haters

Charlaine Harris

3ab39d5

Was I just curious about what the agenda might be at a vampire summit? Did I want the attention of more undead members of society? Did I want to be known as a fangbanger, one of those humans who simply adored the walking dead? Did some corner of me long for a chance to be near Bill without seeking him out, still trying to make some emotional sense of his betrayal? Or was this about Eric? Unbeknownst to myself, was I in love with the flamboy..

bill-compton eric-northman true-blood sookie-stackhouse

Charlaine Harris

61fd03e

This letter is written on the skin of one of the water sprites who drowned your parents.' 'Ick!' I cried, and dropped the letter on the kitchen table.

revenge humor letter sookie-stackhouse faery paranormal urban-fantasy

Charlaine Harris

75aacb4

My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who's good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation.

Charlaine Harris

7bc25c2

My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.

Charlaine Harris

41c6c47

I didn't know what to think about first: me seeing Claude naked, Claude seeing me naked, or the whole fact that we were related and naked in the same room. (Sookie Stackhouse, Dead in the Family)

dead-in-the-family sookie-stackhouse paranormal

Charlaine Harris

c362b1e

This isn't what I expected when I found out you were sleeping in the house." "What did you expect?" "I expected you'd come over here because you couldn't wait an extra minute to have fabulous, mind-blowing sex with me."

Charlaine Harris

12b4357

When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel.

trowel fairies dead-and-gone sookie-stackhouse vampires

Charlaine Harris

9b4f53d

Eric appeared to be counting my eyelashes. I tried to keep my gaze on my hands, to indicate modesty. I felt power tweaks kind of flow over me and had an uneasy feeling Eric was trying to influence me. I risked a quick peek, and sure enough he was looking at me expectantly. Was I supposed to pull off my dress? Bark like a dog? Kick Bill in the shins? Shit.

Charlaine Harris

04f31f1

This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness

Charlaine Harris

013a720

Do I look like I have anything ?" I asked him, in a reasonable voice. He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, "Sorry," and backed away. I took a step after him. I screamed, "I HAVE NOTHING!" And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, "See, I never had anything to start with."

true-blood

Charlaine Harris

2c46032

It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.

beauty male-beauty lust

Charlaine Harris

400d931

If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me.

Charlaine Harris

444b4ee

Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and--oh--tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.

funny debbiepelt

Charlaine Harris

df45dcd

Snow, here?" Eric was as delighted as a child. "I love snow!"

flirting

Charlaine Harris

c42e535

One of the most wonderful, and the most appalling, things about Eric loving me was that he didn't give a shit about anyone else.

Charlaine Harris

e3b58f0

There's no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.

philosophy

Charlaine Harris

921a11d

A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn't have asked this of me.' 'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn't have hesitated to drink.' I crossed to the desk and tossed it down.

sookie-stackhouse werewolf vampire urban-fantasy

Charlaine Harris

fd7fcb4

How is Eric?' 'Very tightly wound. Plus, a lot of stuff happened that he'll tell you about.' 'Thanks for the warning. I'll go to the house now. You're my favorite breather.' 'Oh. Well ... great.' She hung up.

pam sookie-stackhouse vampires

Charlaine Harris

020a308

I love you," Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn't. "That's what you all keep saying," I answered. "But it doesn't seem to get me any happier."

sookie-stackhouse

Charlaine Harris

4bd687c

I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.

Charlaine Harris

d084c2c

My mother finally took me to a child psychologist, who knew exactly what I was, but she just couldn't accept it and kept trying to tell my folks I was reading their body language and was very observant, so I had good reason to imagine I heard people's thoughts. Of course, she couldn't admit I was literally hearing people's thoughts because that just didn't fit into her world.

personality individuality outside-comfort-zone

Charlaine Harris

3047738

As it was, I couldn't escape the feeling that I was out of my element. I found myself thinking of a book I'd left half-read at home and wishing I'd stuck it in my purse so I could pull it out now.

Charlaine Harris

89ce687

And since I'm going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

svm true-blood sookie-stackhouse

Charlaine Harris

23c2da6

I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.

dead-and-gone sookie-stackhouse

Charlaine Harris

d234703

i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric"

eric-northman

Charlaine Harris

916b0b1

What's the nature of your emergency?' oh, shit! Just come! There are dead people out here!

Charlaine Harris

dc39bfd

Bill said, "She is mine." I wondered if my hands would move. They would. I raised both of them, making an unmistakable one-fingered gesture. Eric laughed, and Bill said "Sookie!" in shocked admonishment. "I think that Sookie is telling us she belongs to herself," Eric said softly."

Charlaine Harris

25c2a28

Eric was usually pretty Anglo-Saxon about sex.

Charlaine Harris