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16e8600
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It's called Two and a Half Men," Dermot was telling his guest. "I understand," Bellenos said. "Because the two brothers are grown, and the son isn't." "I think so," Dermot said. "Don't you think the son is useless?" "The half? Yes. At home, we'd eat him," Bellenos said."
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Charlaine Harris |
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30b14af
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I had never realized a woman could have to struggle to keep her hands off a man, but here I was, digging my nails into my palms, staring at the inside of my eyelids as though I could maybe see through them if I peered hard enough.
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sookie-stackhouse
lust
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Charlaine Harris |
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da247bb
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Darling you can nail my ass anytime - Eric Northman
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Charlaine Harris |
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8ad7f75
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I'm supposed to be a christian, but most days I don't feel like I can even presume to say that about myself any longer. I have a lot of mad left over. When I can't sleep, I think about the other people who didn't care how much pain and trouble they caused me. And I think about how good I'd feel if they died.
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sookie-stackhouse
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Charlaine Harris |
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dfe3402
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No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.
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sookie-stackhouse
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Charlaine Harris |
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4828855
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i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.
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true-blood
sookie-stackhouse
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Charlaine Harris |
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176f6af
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My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as he smiled. "Oh, wait," Bill said. "That's already happened."
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Charlaine Harris |
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1a5605c
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I looked up into Eric's eyes. Incredibly, he was excited. He smiled at me. "I knew I'd get on top of you somehow," he said. "Are you trying to make me mad so I'll forget how scared I am?" "No, I'm just opportunistic." I wiggled, trying to get out from under him, and he said, "Oh, do that again. It felt great."
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Charlaine Harris |
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5488620
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As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire."
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charlaine-harris
vampires
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Charlaine Harris |
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775a269
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I've got libraries in my blood.
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Charlaine Harris |
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5b06517
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Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly
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Charlaine Harris |
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2973015
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JB's mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.
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Charlaine Harris |
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c60e2db
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But men are less used to the idea of being raped than women are, and it strikes them with a fresh horror. With women, that horror comes right along with the female genitals.
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Charlaine Harris |
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eb8bb39
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Well, that's certainly... adequate," I told him, burying my face in his chest. I knew immediately I'd picked the wrong word. "Adequate?" He took my hand, placed it on the part in question. It immediately began to stir. He moved my hand on it, and I obligingly circled it with my fingers. "This is adequate?" "Maybe I should have said it's a gracious plenty?" "A gracious plenty. I like that," he said."
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Charlaine Harris |
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252e7a5
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Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit." Sookie: "I love bunnies!"
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bunnies
the-southern-vampire-mysteries
true-blood
sookie-stackhouse
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Charlaine Harris |
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db3bc3b
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All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.
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Charlaine Harris |
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9482b62
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A dog - a collie - went up to Eric, looked up at his face, and growled. "Shoo," Eric said, making an imperious gesture with his hand."
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sookie-stackhouse-novels
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Charlaine Harris |
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b0410e4
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I'd always enjoyed life, and I knew I would again. But I was going to have to slog through a lot of bad patches to get there
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Charlaine Harris |
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cb85c40
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I'll show up at every classroom open house and teacher conference,' she said, now in a voice that was almost frightening in its intensity. 'I'll bake brownies. My child will have new clothes. Her shoes will fit. She'll get her shots, and she'll get her braces. We'll start a college fund next week. I'll tell her I love her every damn day.' If that wasn't a great plan for being a good mother, I couldn't imagine what a better one could be.
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Charlaine Harris |
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4bc6615
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And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone
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romantic
sweet
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Charlaine Harris |
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0e9e85d
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I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife.
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Charlaine Harris |
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b143351
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Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn't even known I was in the pool
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dead-and-gone
sookie-stackhouse
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Charlaine Harris |
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476015a
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So, what, you just decided to sack out here and seduce me when I walked in the door? Home from spending the night at my boyfriend's? After having sex with him that could go in the Guinness Book of Records?
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sookie-stackhouse
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Charlaine Harris |
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973c2d7
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Men! Dead or alive, they could be exactly the same.
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Charlaine Harris |
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29a7bc6
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We want to climb in with you,' Dermot said. 'We'll all sleep better.' That seemed incredibly weird and creepy to me - or maybe I only thought it should have. I was simply too tired to argue. I climbed in the bed. Claude got in on one side of me, Dermot on the other. Just when I was thinking, I would never be able to sleep, that this situation was too odd and too wrong, I felt a kind of blissful relaxation roll through my body, a kind of unf..
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family
fairies
dermot
sookie-stackhouse
sleeping
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Charlaine Harris |
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5bcf1d5
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Eric was incensed, to use a good entry from my word of the day Calender. In fact his eyes were almost throwing sparks he was so angry. "This woman has been mine, and she will be mine" he said in tones so definite I thought about checking my rear end for a brand."
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Charlaine Harris |
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59193a0
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Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.
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Charlaine Harris |
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605dd05
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Oh. No wonder I'd been sick. I hadn't eaten anything since then. I'm a girl who likes her meals, so it hadn't been a weight-loss tactic. I'd just been too busy bumping from crisis to crisis. Go on the Sookie Stackhouse Narrow Avoidance of Death Diet! Run for your life, and miss meals, too! Exercise plus starvation.
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Charlaine Harris |
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eecb359
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The security light made me feel safe, though I knew that was an illusion. If there's light, you can just see what's coming for you a little more clearly.
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sookie-stackhouse
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Charlaine Harris |
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f164218
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I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome.
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Charlaine Harris |
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0506867
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Eric followed Vlad Tepes's stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn't read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?
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Charlaine Harris |
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89fa7a3
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It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.
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kissing
sookie-stackhouse
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Charlaine Harris |
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9af1970
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Life should imitate romance literature far more often.
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Charlaine Harris |
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79db796
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When you've been really beaten, you realize that you are just an envelope of skin, an easily penetrated envelope that holds together a lot of fluids and some rigid structures, which in their turn can simply be broken and invaded.
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Charlaine Harris |
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48abd65
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And that's your fantasy? That I come into your house naked and have sex with you?" "After that, you tell me that you have sent Eric on his way, that you want to be mine forever, and that to share my life you will permit me to make you a vampire like me." The silence now was thick, and the fun had drained out of the fantasy. Then Bill added, "You know what I'd say when you told me this? I'd tell you I would never do such a thing. Because I l..
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Charlaine Harris |
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d426467
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The world seemed a bad and terrible place, all its denizens suspect, and I the lamb wandering through the valley of death with a bell around my neck.
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Charlaine Harris |
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3cdf9a8
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I could tell Hugo was convinced that he would get to walk back up these stairs: after all, he was a civilized person. These were all civilized people. Hugo really couldn't imagine that anything irreparable could happen to him, because he was a middle-class white American with a college education, as were all the people on the stairs with us. I had no such conviction. I was not a wholly civilized person.
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Charlaine Harris |
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46c5cd4
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He picked some unwise words. Saying, "I'll enjoy killing you for my lord", is just not the way to make my acquaintance."
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dead-and-gone
sookie-stackhouse
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Charlaine Harris |
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e64c2c3
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People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it.
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Charlaine Harris |
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608b0ad
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Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.
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Charlaine Harris |
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7aa515c
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If Hunter hadn't been there, I would've picked up the phone to call Eric. I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right? But I couldn't leave Hunter alone in the house, and I would've felt terrible if I'd ask Eric to go out in the woods by himself, even though I knew he wouldn't think anything about it. In fact, probably he'd have sent Pam.
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Charlaine Harris |
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9949665
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Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don't Care.
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Charlaine Harris |
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e923b65
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Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.
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Charlaine Harris |
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9cfa249
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i hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me.
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sookie-stackhouse
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Charlaine Harris |