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They might have occurred if either General Dreedle or General Peckem had once evinced an interest in taking part in orgies with him, but neither ever did, and the colonel was certainly not going to waste time and energy making love to beautiful women unless there was something in it for him.
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Joseph Heller |
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Racial prejudice is a terrible thing, Yossarian. It really is. It's a terrible thing to treat a decent, loyal Indian like a nigger, kike, wop or spic.
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Joseph Heller |
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You make the bribe big enough and they'll find you. Just make sure you do everything right out in the open. Let everyone know exactly what you want and how much you're willing to pay for it. The first time you act guilty or ashamed, you might get into trouble." "I wish you'd come with me," Milo remarked. "I won't feel safe among people who take bribes. They're no better than a bunch of crooks." "You'll be all right," Yossarian assured him w..
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Joseph Heller |
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Group Headquarters was alarmed, for there was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to. Colonel
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Joseph Heller |
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Everywhere he looked was a nut, and it was all a sensible young gentleman like himself could do to maintain his perspective amid so much madness. And it was urgent that he did, for he knew his life was in peril.
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Joseph Heller |
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1a246ad
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Yossarian left money in the old woman's lap--it was odd how many wrongs leaving money seemed to right--and
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Joseph Heller |
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8010692
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Everyone agreed that Clevinger was certain to go far in the academic world. In short, Clevinger was one of those people with lots of intelligence and no brains,
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Joseph Heller |
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Oh, don't you worry about that," Yossarian comforted him with a toneless snicker as the engines of the jeeps and ambulance fractured the drowsy silence and the vehicles in the rear began driving away backward."
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Joseph Heller |
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It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean.
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Joseph Heller |
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He felt imprisoned in an airplane. In an airplane there was absolutely no place in the world to go except to another part of the airplane.
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Joseph Heller |
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Colonel Korn's rule was a stroke of genius, Colonel Korn explained in his report to Colonel Cathcart. Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did. Soon the only people attending were those who never asked questions, and the sessions were discontinued altogether, since Clevinger, the corporal and Colonel Korn agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never quest..
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Joseph Heller |
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In the morning he stepped from his tent looking haggard, fearful and guilt-ridden, an eaten shell of a human building rocking perilously on the brink of collapse.
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Joseph Heller |
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Major de Coverley is a noble and wonderful person, and everyone admires him.' 'He's a silly old fool who really has no right acting like a silly young fool. Where is he today? Dead?
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Joseph Heller |
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The knife came down, missing him by inches, and he took off." The spirit of Bugs Bunny inspires the finale of Yossarian's adventures with 256th Squadron. It's the moment in which Yossarian, who has been in thrall to Catch-22 throughout, finally breaks away. Yossarian has come to realise that Catch-22 does not actually exist, but because the powers that be claim it does, and the world believes it does, it nevertheless has potent effects. Ind..
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Joseph Heller |
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Hogyha beszelsz azzal az emberrel ott font - mondta -, az a kivansagom, hogy mondj el Neki valamit helyettem. Mondd meg Neki, nem igazsag, hogy az emberek fiatalon halnak meg. De tenyleg igy gondolom. Mondd meg Neki, hogy ha egyaltalan meg kell halniok, haljanak meg akkor , amikor megoregszenek. Az a kivansagom, hogy mond meg ezt Neki. Nem hiszem, hogy o tud errol az igazsagtalansagrol, mert allitolag jo ember, es ez az egesz mar nagyon-nag..
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Joseph Heller |
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Mindenki nagyon baratsagosan viselkedett vele szemben, es senki sem volt hozza igazan kedves; mindenki szoba allt vele, es mindenki csak semmisegeket mondott neki.
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Joseph Heller |
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ab2113f
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E piciorul meu. - Ba nu e deloc piciorul tau! replica sora Cramer. Acest picior apartine guvernului SUA.
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Joseph Heller |
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Yossarian was moved by such intense pity for his poverty that he wanted to smash his pale. sad, sickly face with his fist and knock him out of existence
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humour
humor
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Joseph Heller |
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b7f1e6b
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Cladiri si forme fara contur zburau pe linga el fara zgomot, purtate parca implacabil pe suprafata unui val puternic, atemporal.
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Joseph Heller |
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8d72033
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Yossarian estaba comprometiendo sus tradicionales derechos de libertad e independencia con la osadia de ejercerlos.
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Joseph Heller |
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dbcfc4e
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Unii se nasc mediocri, altii devin mediocri, iar altora li se impune mediocritatea.
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Joseph Heller |
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795eb55
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Ochelarii negri aveau rame mari, rosii. Mustata neagra falsa apartinea unui flasnetar multicolor si maiorul Major le-a purtat pe amandoua la un meci de baschet intr-o zi, cand a simtit ca nu-si mai suporta singuratatea.
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Joseph Heller |
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3f00a40
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Csak egyetlenegyszer szeretnem latni, hogy ezek a dolgok valahogyan egyenesbe jonnek, ugyhogy mindenki pontosan azt kapja meg, amire raszolgalt. Visszaadna a hitemet ebben a vilagegyetemben.
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Joseph Heller |
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ad99724
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Legy halas, amiert egeszseges vagy. - Keseredj el, amiert nem leszel mindig az. - Orulj, hogy elsz. - Duhongj, hogy meg kell halnod. - Rosszabbul is allhatnanak a dolgok - kialtotta Scheisskopf hadnagy felesege. - Atkozottul jobban is allhatnanak - felelte szenvedelyesen Yossarian.
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Joseph Heller |
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There is no light. I don't feel like starting my generator. I used to get a big kick out saving people's lives. Now I wonder what the hell's the point, since they all have to die anyway.Dr. Stubbs Catch -22
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favorte
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Joseph Heller |
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She reminded him of (...) all the shivering, stupefying misery in a world that never yet had provided enough heat and food and justice for all but an ingenious and unscrupulous handful. What a lousy earth!
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suffering
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Joseph Heller |
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You have a morbid aversion to dying.
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Joseph Heller |
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A kak vy schitaete, -- ostorozhno, s miagkoi, vkradchivoi ulybkoi sprosil maior Senderson, shtatnyi psikhiatr, prislannyi polkovnikom k Iossarianu, -- pochemu polkovnik Ferridzh nashel vashi sny otvratitel'nymi? -- Navernoe, chto-to otvratitel'noe deistvitel'no est' ili v samom etom sne, ili, mozhet byt', v polkovnike Ferridzhe, -- pochtitel'no otvetil Iossarian. -- Neplokho skazano, -- odobril maior Senderson. On nosil poskripyvaiushchie s..
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psychiatry
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Joseph Heller |
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No such private nights of ecstasy or hushed-up drinking and sex orgies ever occurred. They might have occurred if either General Dreedle or General Peckem had once evinced an interest in taking part in orgies with him, but neither ever did, and the colonel was certainly not going to waste his time and energy making love to beautiful women unless there was something in it for him.
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sex
military
self-promotion
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Joseph Heller |
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86099ef
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Meglatni es megszeretni egy pillanat muve volt.
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Joseph Heller |
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The soldier who saw everything twice nodded weakly and sank back on his bed. Yossarian nodded weakly too, eyeing his talented roommate with great humility and admiration. He knew he was in the presence of a master. His talented roommate was obviously a person to be studied and emulated. During the night, his talented roommate died, and Yossarian decided that he had followed him far enough.
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Joseph Heller |
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69f30cc
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Dehogynem haldoklik. Mindahanyan haldoklunk.
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Joseph Heller |
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c0f016b
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I have a weakness for fresh eggs.
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Joseph Heller |
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26ba7d0
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Aki mar meghalt, annak edes mindegy, hogy ki nyeri meg a haborut.
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Joseph Heller |
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Yossarian sorba vette az osszes ferfit, not es gyermeket, akiket eleteben megismert, es akik azota meghaltak. Megprobalt visszaemlekezni az osszes katonara, es folidezte az osszes oregember kepmasat, foltamasztotta mindazokat, akiket gyerekkoraban ismert: az osszes nagynenit, nagybacsit, szomszedot, szulot, nagyszulot, sajatjait es mindenki maset, es az osszes szanalmas, becsapott kisiparost, akik mar hajnalban kinyitottak szuk, poros muhel..
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Joseph Heller |
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Nem is lenne normalis, ha sohasem felne. Meg a legbatrabb emberek is tapasztaljak a felelmet. A harcban a legnagyobb feladattal akkor kerulunk szembe, amikor sajat felelmunket kell legyoznunk.
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Joseph Heller |
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Leitenantu Sheiskopfu otchaianno khotelos' zavoevat' pervoe mesto na parade, i, obdumyvaia, kak eto sdelat', on prosizhival za stolom chut' ne do rassveta, v to vremia kak ego zhena, okhvachennaia liubovnym trepetom, dozhidalas' ego v posteli, perelistyvaia zavetnye stranitsy Krafta-Ebbinga. Muzh v eto vremia chital knigi po stroevoi podgotovke. On zakupal korobkami shokoladnykh soldatikov i perestavlial ikh na stole, poka oni ne nachinali ..
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war
sex
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Joseph Heller |
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ca0e2f4
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Csak ugy tanulhat az ember, ha probalja.
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Joseph Heller |
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2db850b
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Vannak, akik kozepszerunek szuletnek, vannak, akik elerik a kozepszeruseget, es vannak, akik nyognek a kozepszeruseg larmajaban.
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Joseph Heller |
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81f5eb7
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Valakinek egyszer valamit csinalnia kellett. Minden aldozat bunos, es minden bunos aldozat is, de egyszer valakinek meg kellene mar torni az oroklott szokasoknak ezt a tetves lancolatat, ami elobb-utobb vegveszelybe sodorja oket.
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Joseph Heller |
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7ef004d
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Oly sok boldogtalansag van a vilagban, tunodott, komoran meghajtva fejet a tragikus gondolat elott, es o mit sem tehet senki boldogtalansaga ellen, legkevesbe a sajat boldogtalansaga ellen.
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Joseph Heller |
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baf3cb3
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A 22-es kimondja, hogy mindazt joguk van megtenni, amiben nem tudjak oket megakadalyozni.
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Joseph Heller |
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7b814d9
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Stia totul despre literatura, in afara de modul in care se putea bucura de ea.
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Joseph Heller |
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9280363
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Mindenki arra tanitott bennunket, hogy magasrendu dolgok utan vagyakozzunk.
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Joseph Heller |