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78511ea
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"My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." -Ranger and Stephanie"
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ranger
janet-evanovich
stephanie-plum
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"I hate shopping for clothes," Kate said. "I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear." "Shopping can be fun. Especially when it's for a con. It's the first step in creating a character. Isn't there anything you enjoy buying? Lingerie? Shoes? Jewelry?" "Shoes are okay. I don't have to take my clothes off to try them on." "You don't like to take your clothes off?" "It's the lighting in the dressing rooms. It makes you look fat and anemic. And pulling clothes on and off wrecks my hair." Nick put his hand on her head and ruffled her hair. "Like this?" Kate jumped away. "Stop it! I have enough hair problems without you making it worse." "Maybe if you ran a brush through it once in a while." "Maybe if you'd keep your hands off it!" Nick grinned and hugged her into him. "Are we a team, or what? Stick with me and I'll get you to enjoy taking your clothes off." "You're flirting with me." "Stating a fact," Nick said."
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stating-fact
kate-o-hare
lee-goldberg
nick-fox
janet-evanovich
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Janet Evanovich |
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f477352
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Her brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail, and her flawless skin had a slight sheen from her dash across the parking lot and up the stairs. Sexy, but he suspected the fantasy the sheen inspired was better than the reality. She was the job. Probably wore Kevlar to bed. End of story. Still, he did enjoy playing with her. He liked her big blue eyes, cute little nose, slim athletic body, and her earnest dedication to making the world a more law-abiding place. It made his dedication to crime much more interesting.
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kate-o-hare
lee-goldberg
nick-fox
janet-evanovich
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Janet Evanovich |
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d6d853c
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It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.
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woman
humor
dismemberment
disrespectful
genitalia
janet-evanovich
stephanie-plum
penis
nice
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c90a551
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They were actually sitting at a table, like two old friends, not like the hunter and the hunted. And it wasn't especially awkward. They were comfortable together, despite the fact that she'd hit him with a bus. Maybe his scheme would work.
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friends
comfortable
table
kate-o-hare
lee-goldberg
nick-fox
janet-evanovich
bus
scheme
hunter
hunted
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Janet Evanovich |
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f21a7e9
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As much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie.
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humor
stiffy
janet-evanovich
stephanie-plum
pie
erection
identify
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Janet Evanovich |
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c329f2b
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Sure, he was attracted to her, but women always had to go beyond that. Women [had] nesting fantasies. It wasn't long before they were redecorating your apartment and criticizing your choice of mustard.
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women
kate-o-hare
lee-goldberg
mustard
nick-fox
janet-evanovich
fantasies
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Janet Evanovich |
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c9e316f
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"One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn't have no head" Lula Finger Lickin 15"
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luka
janet-evanovich
stephanie-plum
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Janet Evanovich |
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"What time is it?" Lula asked. "I might need a doughnut. Is it doughnut time?" "I'm thinking about eating healthier," I said. "More vegetables and fewer doughnuts." "What's that about?" "I don't know. It just came over me." "It's a bad idea. What do I look like, Mr. Green Jeans? How would it sound if I said it's vegetable time? People would think I was a nut. Nobody gets a craving for a vegetable. And I'm the one on the diet. What am I gonna do with one carrot or one asparagus? They are not mood enhancers, if you see what I'm saying." "I see what you're saying, but there aren't any doughnuts between here and Ernie's house." "I guess I could wait. And maybe you're right about the healthy eating. I'm gonna get a carrot cake doughnut."
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janet-evanovich
lula-stephine-plum
sizzling-sixteen
stephanie-plum
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Janet Evanovich |