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| f354d7b | pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower! | complaining funny graduation humor john-green laugh laughable minivan new new-car-reaction new-car-smell paper-towns reaction | John Green | |
| c0e3c77 | (About sweeping).... What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends. | humorous ironic irony laughable | Terry Pratchett |