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ff6a27a	So that's when I came up with the most ridiculous plan since I'd decided to take a witness statement from a ghost. It was a plan so stupid that even Baldrick would have rejected it out of hand.	peter-grant	Ben Aaronovitch
93e7f76	From then on, it was even twistier B-roads through a country so photgenically rural that I half expected to meet Bilbo Baggins around the next corner - providing he'd taken to driving a Nissan Micra.	countryside foxglove-summer peter-grant	Ben Aaronovitch
795750e	Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative.	bollocks peter-grant testivuli	Ben Aaronovitch
ecd59bf	Or as my dad always says: it only becomes a social problem when the working man joins in.	hypocrisy lower-class peter-grant rivers-of-london social-criticism social-problems working-class	Ben Aaronovitch
6ece809	I was pleased to see that even back in the glory days of the Folly people left their mugs of tea on their magical textbooks.	peter-grant tea the-folly	Ben Aaronovitch
73fc083	"Abigail stared suspiciously at Lesley. "Why are you wearing a mask?" she asked. "Because my face fell off," said Lesley. Abigail considered this for a moment and then nodded. "Okay," she said."	peter-grant rivers-of-london	Ben Aaronovitch
226561d	She was spontaneously created by the midichlorians,' I said. Both women gave me blank looks. 'Never mind.	humor jokes peter-grant star-wars star-wars-reference	Ben Aaronovitch
f2f1b19	"Then Beverley Brook stepped onto the footplate and pointed a shotgun straight at the Queen's head - I recognised the Purdey from my trunk. It was nice to see it getting an airing. Beverley herself was wearing an oversized leather jerkin and jeans. Her dreads had been tied into a plait down her back and a pair of antique leather and brass goggles were pushed up onto her brow.	foxglove-summer funny peter-grant	Aaronovitch Ben
1d1fe55	Fuck me,' I said out loud, 'I'm in fairyland.	humor peter-grant	Ben Aaronovitch

ff6a27a

So that's when I came up with the most ridiculous plan since I'd decided to take a witness statement from a ghost. It was a plan so stupid that even Baldrick would have rejected it out of hand.

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Ben Aaronovitch

93e7f76

From then on, it was even twistier B-roads through a country so photgenically rural that I half expected to meet Bilbo Baggins around the next corner - providing he'd taken to driving a Nissan Micra.

countryside foxglove-summer peter-grant

Ben Aaronovitch

795750e

Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative.

bollocks peter-grant testivuli

Ben Aaronovitch

ecd59bf

Or as my dad always says: it only becomes a social problem when the working man joins in.

hypocrisy lower-class peter-grant rivers-of-london social-criticism social-problems working-class

Ben Aaronovitch

6ece809

I was pleased to see that even back in the glory days of the Folly people left their mugs of tea on their magical textbooks.

peter-grant tea the-folly

Ben Aaronovitch

73fc083

"Abigail stared suspiciously at Lesley. "Why are you wearing a mask?" she asked. "Because my face fell off," said Lesley. Abigail considered this for a moment and then nodded. "Okay," she said."

peter-grant rivers-of-london

Ben Aaronovitch

226561d

She was spontaneously created by the midichlorians,' I said. Both women gave me blank looks. 'Never mind.

humor jokes peter-grant star-wars star-wars-reference

Ben Aaronovitch

f2f1b19

"Then Beverley Brook stepped onto the footplate and pointed a shotgun straight at the Queen's head - I recognised the Purdey from my trunk. It was nice to see it getting an airing. Beverley herself was wearing an oversized leather jerkin and jeans. Her dreads had been tied into a plait down her back and a pair of antique leather and brass goggles were pushed up onto her brow.

foxglove-summer funny peter-grant

Aaronovitch Ben

1d1fe55

Fuck me,' I said out loud, 'I'm in fairyland.

humor peter-grant

Ben Aaronovitch