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f8da0ff "You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?" george-weasley ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
0d94558 "Don't talk to me." "Why not?" "Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." harry-potter humor ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
6e97659 "He must have known I'd want to leave you." "No, he must have known you would always want to come back." harry-potter friendship ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
ab74b3a "Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don't let it worry you," said Ron. "It's me. I'm extremely famous." harry-potter humor ron-weasley fame J.K. Rowling
4d907c1 "An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can't have.... Are you sure?" "Yes I'm sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" "Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow..." "I'd worked that much out for myself, funnily enough." humor unbreakable-vow malfoy snape ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
2b7090b From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
5523c85 "Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell. "Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily. "Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?" "Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am." harry-potter kiss love ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
72db402 "I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?" "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry." harry-potter humor marshmallow ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
b1b82e8 Just because it's taken three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one has spotted I'm a girl! harry-potter hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
f22b405 So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains. humor malfoy ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
cf31e57 "Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?" said Malfoy. "And he's supposed to be our teacher!" Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Malfoy, but Hermione got there first - SMACK! She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again. "Don't you call Hagrid pathetic you foul--you evil--" "Hermione!" said Ron weakly and he tried to grab her hand as she swung it back. "Get Ron!" Hermione pulled out her wand. Malfoy stepped backward. Crabbe and Goyle looked at him for instructions, thoroughly bewildered. "C'mon," Malfoy muttered, and in a moment, all three of them had disappeared into the passageway to the dungeons. " !" Ron said again, sounding both stunned and impressed." harry-potter malfoy hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
e7354a0 "So why in the name of Merlin's saggy left --" "Don't talk to your mother like that." -- harry-potter humor ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
72ff990 "Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection." harry-potter humor ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
c42a2bf "Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach. 'Ouch -- ow -- gerroff! What the -- ? Hermione -- OW!' "You -- complete -- arse -- Ronald -- Weasley!" She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced." humor ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
3d90f86 "I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!" Draco was on the upper landing, pleading with another masked Death Eater. Harry Stunned the Death Eater as they passed: Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from under the cloak. Malfoy fell backward on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused. "And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!" Ron yelled." harry-potter humor ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
69dc4d9 "I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. "I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon's... backside." humor detention gregory-goyle ron-weasley punishment J.K. Rowling
737d596 "Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry" said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying "oh you know what I mean - Goyle's Potion looked like bogies." humor hermione-granger polyjuice-potion ron-weasley taste J.K. Rowling
df111fd Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender? ron-weasley J. K. Rowling
a0eb025 And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face. percy-weasley ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
a08651b "Can you think what the Mirror of Erised shows us all?" Harry shook his head. "Let me explain. The happiest man on earth would be able to use the Mirror of Erised like a normal mirror, that is, he would look into it and see himself exactly as he is. Does that help." Harry thought. Then he said slowly, "It shows us what we want... whatever we want..." "Yes and no," said Dumbledore quietly. "It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts. You, who have never known your family, see them standing around you. Ronald Weasley, who has always been overshadowed by his brothers, sees himself standing alone, the best of all of them. However, this mirror will give us neither knowledge or truth. Men have wasted away before it, entranced by what they have seen, or been driven mad, not knowing if what it shows is real or even possible. "The Mirror will be moved to a new home tomorrow, Harry, and I ask you not to go looking for it again. If you ever do run across it, you will now be prepared. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that. Now, why don't you put that admirable cloak back on and get off to bed." harry-potter mirror-of-erised invisibility-cloak james lily ron-weasley mother father J.K. Rowling
6e76d1a "Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?" "Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me--" "I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times--" "Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand--" harry-potter humor hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
d5a2d23 "Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. "Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods..." harry-potter santa muggles ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
732d929 IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY! ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
e69fc84 "I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now--" "A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year..." telephone idiom muggles ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
a8e4bd5 "Well, obviously, she's feeling very sad, because of Cedric dying. Then I expect she's feeling confused because she liked Cedric and now she likes Harry, and she can't work out who she likes best. Then she'll be feeling guilty, thinking it's an insult to Cedric's memory to be kissing Harry at all, and she'll be worrying about what everyone else might say about her if she starts going out with Harry. And she probably can't work out what her feelings towards Harry are anyway, because he was the one who was with Cedric when Cedric died, so that's all very mixed up and painful. Oh, and she's afraid she's going to be thrown off the Ravenclaw Quidditch team because she's flying so badly." A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode." -- harry-potter love order-of-the-phoenix hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
3adaae2 "Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library." harry-potter humor ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
ffda576 "Oh, are you doing magic? Let's see it, then." She sat down. Ron looked taken aback. "Er -- all right." He cleared his throat. He waved his wand, but nothing happened. Scabbers stayed gray and fast asleep. "Are you sure that's a real spell?" said the girl. "Well, it's not very good, is it? I've tried a few simple spells just for practice and it's all worked for me. I've learned all our course books by heart, of course." magic scabbers j-k-rowling hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
33a23bb "Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten)." harry-potter ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
7d96d8d Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something. harry-potter stupidity draco-malfoy neville-longbottom ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
8bc0c48 You've sort of made up for it tonight,' said Harry. 'Getting the sword. Finishing off the Horcux. Saving my life.' 'That makes me sound a lot cooler than I was,' Ron mumbled. 'Stuff like that always sounds cooler than it really was,' said Harry. 'I've been trying to tell you that for years.' Simultaneously they walked forwards and hugged, Harry gripping the still sopping back of Ron's jacket. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
630f18e "As Harry and Ron rounded the clump of trees behind which Harry had first heard the dragons roar, a witch leapt out from behind them. It was Rita Skeeter. She was wearing acid-green robes today; the Quick-Quotes Quill in her hand blended perfectly against them. "Congratulations, Harry!' she said beaming at him. "I wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you felt facing that dragon? How do you feel now about the fairness of the scoring?" "Yeah, you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Goodbye!" harry-potter rita-skeeter ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
7b0f13c "This is your copy of , is it, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry, still breathing hard. "You're quite sure of that, are you, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry, with a touch more defiance. "This is the copy of that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?" "Yes," said Harry firmly. "Then why," asked Snape, "does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?" Harry's heart missed a beat. "That's my nickname," he said." humor potions severus-snape ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
652ff41 "Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations," said Ron, to general astonishment." ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
6cf761c "Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again..." harry-potter humor ron-weasley J. K. Rowling
0d10dd4 "Yeah, we'll call you," muttered Ron as the knight disappeared, "If we ever need someone mental." ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
e7dda4e "Hermione slid out of her bunk and moved like a sleepwalker towards Ron, her eyes upon his pale face. She stopped right in front of him, her lips slightly parted, her eyes wide. Ron gave a weak, hopeful smile and half-raised his arms. Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach. 'Ouch -- ow -- gerroff! What the -- ? Hermione -- OW!' "You -- complete -- arse -- Ronald -- Weasley!" She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced. "You -- crawl -- back -- here -- after -- weeks -- and -- weeks -- oh, ?" She looked as though ready to wrestle it out of Harry's hands and he reacted instinctively. " !" hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
7765298 "Who's Kreacher?" "The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him." "He is not a nutter," said Hermione. "His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother", said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?" humour kreacher ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
874f745 "So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you." humor ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
ffab154 Ron gave a tiny jerk of the head that Harry understood to mean, Well - if you must. harry-potter stare-down ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
d4e379d "Doctors?" said Ron, looking startled. "Those Muggle nutters that cut people up?" muggles ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
d9327cb Enjoying it? I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him on the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch... Mr. Crouch is of the opinion... Mr. Crouch was telling me... They'll be announcing their engagement any day now. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
f3226eb "Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross..." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be the sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy..." "You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me," said Ron, and they both had to stifle their laughs as Professor Trelawney gazed in their direction." suffering happy humor ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
912b6ff "There you go, Harry!" Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all -- you were showing moral fiber!" humor ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
3c657ca "Hedwig didn't return until the end of the Easter holidays. Percy's letter was enclosed in a package of Easter eggs that Mrs. Weasley had sent. Both Harry's and Ron's were the size of dragon eggs, and full of home-made toffee. Hermione's, however, was smaller than a chicken's egg. Her face fell when she saw it. "Your mum doesn't read Witch's Weekly, by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly. "Yeah," said Ron, whose mouth was full of toffee. "Gets it for the recipes." Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg." hermione-granger ron-weasley sad J.K. Rowling
34459a7 Didn't you hear what they said about my sister? But you don't give a rat's fart, do you, it's only the Forbidden Forest, Harry Potter doesn't care what happens to her in here -- well, I do, all right, giant spiders and mental stuff -- ginny ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
c1bc9ca "Is it true?" he said. "They're saying all down the train that Harry Potter's in this compartment. So it's you, is it?" "Yes," said Harry. He was looking at the other boys. Both of were thickset and looked like bodyguards. "Oh, this is Crabbe and this is Goyle," said the pale boy carelssly, noticing where Harry was looking. "And my name's Malfoy, Draco Malfoy." Ron gave a slight cough, which might have been hiding a snigger. Draco Malfoy looked at him. "Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford." He turned back to Harry. "You'll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there." harry-potter crabbe goyle draco-malfoy train ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
5f8898a "No," said Hermione shortly. "Have either of you seen my copy of ?" "Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading," said Ron, but very quietly." humor out-of-character quips hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
8265bc3 Always the tone of surprise. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
a15b6c9 "Ron seems to be enjoying the celebrations." said Hermione. "Don't pretend you didn't see him. He wasn't exactly hiding it, was -- ?" The door behind them burst open. To Harry's horror, Ron came in, laughing, pulling Lavender by the hand. "Oh," he said, drawing up short at the sight of Harry and Hermione. "Oops!" said Lavender, and she backed out of the room, giggling. There was a horrible, swelling, billowing silence. Hermione was staring at Ron, who refused to look at her. She walked very slowly and erectly toward the door. Harry glanced at Ron, who was looking relieved that nothing worse had happened. " " came a shriek from the doorway. Harry spun around [...] The little flock of birds was speeding like a hail of fat golden bullets toward Ron, pecking and clawing at every bit of flesh they could reach. "Gerremoffme!" he yelled, but with one last look of vindictive fury, Hermione wrenched open the door and disappeared through it. Harry thought he heard a sob before it slammed." hermione birds ron-weasley tension J.K. Rowling
28ccf10 "I knew it! " "Are we allowed to speak yet?" said Ron grumpily. Hermione ignored him. "Nicolas Flamel," she whispered dramatically, "is the !" This didn't have quite the effect she'd expected. "The what?" said Harry and Ron. "Oh, , don't you two read? Look -- read that, there." humor philosopher-s-stone hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
b763ef6 I knew Ginny was lying about that tattoo. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
1a00498 Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would've done everyone a favor. . . . harry-potter moaning-myrtle horcrux tom-riddle ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
f73395c Who was this women?' asked Harry. 'I dunno, some Ministry hag.' Mundungus considered for a moment, brow wrinkled. 'Little women. Bow on top of er' head.' He frowned and then added, 'Looked like a toad.' Harry dropped his wand. Harry looked up and saw his own shock reflected in Ron and Hermione's faces. The scars on the back of right hand seemed to be tingling again. mundungus hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
b90f929 And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!' Ron yelled. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
fc31f43 "Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help," snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant from curling around his neck." plant ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
9d02478 Ron's ears turned bright red and he become engrossed in a tuft of grass at his feet, which he prodded with his toe 'he must've known I'd run out on you'. 'No', Harry corrected him, 'He must've known you'd always want to come back harry-potter ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
497c281 "Yeah," said Harry. "No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly . . ." "And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell -- I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong." harry-potter funny o-w-l-s ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
89f9961 Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they have noticed we broke into Gringotts. gringotts ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
db0e48c He's gone, Harry told himself. He's gone. He had to keep thinking it as he washed and dressed, as though repetition would dull the shock of it. He's gone and he's not coming back. And that was the simple truth of it, Harry knew, because their protective enchantments meant that it would be impossible, once they vacated this spot, for Ron to find them again. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
c7ead5f "We get a move on you know... ask someone. He's right. We don't want to end up with a pair of trolls." Hermione let out a sputter of indignation. "A pair of... excuse me?" "Well - you know," said Ron shrugging. "I'd rather go alone than with - with Eloise Midgen, say." "Her acne's loads better lately - and she's really nice." "Her nose's off-centre," said Ron. "Oh I see," Hermione said bristling. "So basically you're going to take the best-looking girl who'll have you even if she's completely horrible?" "Er - yeah that sounds about right." said Ron. "I'm going to bed," Hermione snapped and she swept off toward the girls' staircase without another word." ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
7355c27 "I'm serious, Harry, don't go." But Harry only had one thought in his head, which was to get back in front of the mirror, and Ron wasn't going to stop him. That third night he found his way more quickly than before. He was walking so fast he knew he was making more noise than was wise, but he didn't meet anyone. And there were his mother and father smiling at him again, and one of his grandfathers nodding happily. Harry sank down to sit on the floor in front of the mirror. There was nothing to stop him from staying here all night with his family. Nothing at all." harry-potter nothing-but-the-truth mirror-of-erised ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
36e0c39 "Did you kiss?" asked Hermione briskly. Ron sat up so fast that he sent his ink bottle flying all over the rug. Disregarding this completely he stared avidly at Harry. "Well?" he demanded. Harry looked from Ron's expression of mingled curiosity and hilarity to Hermione's slight frown, and nodded. "HA!" Ron made a triumphant gesture with his fist an went into a raucous peal of laughter that made several timid-looking second years over beside the window jump. A reluctant grin spread over Harry's face as he watched Ron rolling around on the hearthrug. Hermione gave Ron a look of deep disgust and returned to her letter." kiss hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
ca035e2 I hate being poor. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
2f112ca I've decided to call him Norbert,' said Hagrid, looking at the dragon with misty eyes. 'He really knows me now, watch. Norbert! Norbert! Where's Mummy?' 'He's lost his marbles,' Ron muttered in Harry's ear. 'Hagrid,' said Harry loudly, 'give it a fortnight and Norbert's going to be as big as your house. Malfoy could go to Dumbledore at any moment. Hagrid bit his lip. 'I- I know I can't jus' dump him, I can't.' Harry suddenly turned to Ron. 'Charlie,' he said. 'You're losing it too,' said Ron. 'I'm Ron, remember? humour ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
9ffbc3c "As they climbed it, the various Healers called out to them, diagnosing odd complaints and suggesting horrible remedies. Ron was seriously affronted when a medieval wizard called out that he clearly had a bad case of spattergroit. "And what's that supposed to be?" he asked angrily, as the Healer pursued him through six more portraits, shoving the occupants out of the way. " 'Tis a most grievous affliction of the skin, young master, that will leave you pockmarked and more gruesome even than you are now --" "Watch who you're calling gruesome!" said Ron, his ears turning red. "The only remedy is to take the liver of a toad, bind it tight about your throat, stand naked by the full moon in a barrel of eels' eyes --" "I have not got spattergroit!" "But the unsightly blemishes upon your visage, young master --" "They're freckles!" said Ron furiously." ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
0244779 "Dear Ron, and Harry if you're there, "I hope everything went all right and that Harry is okay and that you didn't do anything illegal to get him out, Ron, because that would get Harry into trouble, too. I've been really worried and if Harry is all right, will you please let me know at once, but perhaps it would be better if you used a different owl, because I think another delivery might finish your one off. I'm very busy with my schoolwork, of course' ---'and we're going to London next Wednesday to buy my new books. Why don't we meet in Diagon Alley? Let me know what's happening as soon as you can. Love from Hermione." ocinej potter harrypotter hermione-granger ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
ff80160 There's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
68fc399 Your hair is much too long, Ronald, for a moment I thought you were Ginevra. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
2d29e7a You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
5e6cc60 "Don't let Ron see what's on those Slytherin's badges," she whispered urgently. Harry looked questioningly at her, but she shook her head warningly; Ron had just ambled over to them, looking lost and desparate. "Good luck, Ron," said Hermione, standing on tiptoe and kissing him on the cheek. "And you, Harry --" Ron seemed to come to himself slightly as they walked back across the Great Hall. He touched the spot on his face where Hermione had kissed him, looking puzzled, as though he was not quite sure what had just happened." kiss ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
769e419 "Okay, write that down," Hermoine said to Ron, pushing his essay and a sheet covered in her own writing back to Ron, "and then copy out this conclusion that I've written for you." "Hermoine, you are honestly the most wonderful person I've ever met," said Ron weakly, "and if I'm ever rude to you again --" "-- I'll know you're back to normal," said Hermoine." hermoine-granger homework ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
5f2677a Bize aslinda kim oldugumuzu gosteren sey, yeteneklerimizden cok secimlerimizdir... harry-potter hermione-granger ron-weasley dumbledore J.K. Rowling
88fbf67 "well," he said, trying to sound as though he found the whole thing a joke, "if you want to -- er -- what is it?" (He checked Percy's letter.) "Oh yeah -- 'sever ties' with me, I swear I won't get violent." "Give it back," said Ron, holding out his hand. He is --" Ron said jerkily, tearing Percy's letter in half, "the world's" -- he tore it into quarters -- "biggest" -- he tore it into eighths -- "git." He threw the pieces into the fire." parchment percy-weasley ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
d987709 "I've got two neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?" "Aaaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..." Seamus and Dean, who were working nearby, sniggered loudly, though not loud enough to mask the excited squeals from Lavender Brown- "Oh Professor, look! I think I might've gotten an unexpected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?" harry-potter humor ron-weasley J.K Rowling Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
c3502d7 "Who're you writing the novel to anyway?" Ron asked Hermione, trying to read the bit of parchment now trailing on the floor. Hermione hitched it up out of sight. "Viktor." "Krum?" "How many other Viktors do we know?" Ron said nothing, but looked disgruntled. They sat in silence for another twenty minutes, Ron finishing his Transfiguration essay with many snorts of impatience, rolling in up carefully and sealing it, and Harry staring into the fire, wishing more than anything that Sirius's head would appear there and give him some advice about girls. But the fire merely crackled lower and lower, until the red-hot embers crumbled into ash and, looking around, Harry saw that they were, yet again, the last in the common room. "Well, 'night," said Hermione, yawning widely, and she set off up the girls' staircase. "What does she see in Krum?" Ron demanded as he and Harry climbed the boys' stairs. "Well," said Harry, considering the matter, "I s'pose he's older, isn't he...and he's an international Quidditch player...." "Yeah, but apart from that," said Ron, sounding aggravated. "I mean he's a grouchy git, isn't he?" viktor-krum ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
b2607f9 Blimey! There are two of them! ronald-weasley ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
e093227 Professor Mcgonagall: Why is it when something bad happens, it's always you three? Ron: Believe me, professor, I've been asking myself the exact same thing for the past six years. ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
0abac85 "you can do all sorts of stuff that full-grown wizards can't, Viktor always said --" Ron looked around at her so fast he appeared to crick his neck; rubbing it, he said, "Yeah? What did Vicky say?" "Ho ho," said Hermione in a bored voice. "He said Harry knew how to do stuff even he didn't, and he was in the final year at Durmstrang." Ron was looking at Hermione suspiciously. "You're not still in contact with him are you?" "So what if I am?" said Hermione coolly, though her face was a little pink. "I can have a pen pal if I --" "He didn't only want to be your pen pal," said Ron accusingly. Hermione shook her head exasperatedly and ignored Ron, who was continuing to watch her." viktor-krum ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
950ad5c "How would it be," she asked them coldly as they left the classroom [Prof Binns, History subject], "if I refused to lend you my notes this year?" "We'd fail our O.W.L.s," said Ron. "If you want that on your conscience, Hermoine..." "Well, you'd deserve it," she snapped. "You don't even try to listen to him, do you?" "We do try," said Ron. "We just haven't got your brains or your concentration -- you're just cleverer than we are -- is it nice to rub it in?" history-class school-notes ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
b0b823a They moved from the drawing room to a dining room on the ground floor where they found spiders large as saucers lurking in the dresser (Ron left the room hurriedly to make a cup of tea and did not return for an hour and a half) spiders ron-weasley J.K. Rowling
7f09960 "I feel like a house-elf," grumbled Ron [general cleaning of Black's house] "Well, now that you understand what dreadful lives they lead, perhaps you'll be a bit more active in S.P.E.W!" ... "You know, maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to show people exactly how horrible it is to clean all the time -- we could do a sponsored scrub of Gryffindor common room, all proceeds to S.P.E.W, it would raise awareness as well as funds --" "I'll sponsor you to shut up about spew," Ron muttered irritably." spew ron-weasley J.K. Rowling