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94179da The seals stupidly dive off rocks into swirling black water, barking mindlessly. The zookeepers feed them dead fish. A crowd gathers around the tank, mostly adults, a few accompanied by children. On the seals' tank a plaque warns: COINS CAN KILL----IF SWALLOWED, COINS CAN LODGE IN AN ANIMAL'S STOMACH AND CAUSE ULCERS, INFECTIONS AND DEATH. DO NOT THROW COINS IN THE POOL. So what do I do? Toss a handful of change into the tank when none of the zookeepers are watching. It's not the seals I hate----it's the audience's enjoyment of them that bothers me. bateman psycho seals patrick zoo Bret Easton Ellis
23471f4 "I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And-- and I want to see the big kitties." jennifer-l-armentrout zoo pure Jennifer L. Armentrout
1956874 Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can get. death life-lessons life can-get possessive grab jealous zoo tiger Yann Martel
d228558 I don't mean to defend zoos. Close them all down if you want (and let us hope that what wildlife remains can survive in what is left of the natural world). I know zoos are no longer in people's good graces. Religion faces the same problem. Certain illusion about freedom plague them both. illusion religion zoo Yann Martel
899d464 They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? funny t-shirt zoo Adam Rex
70c5bd1 They would probably search for him all over the zoo--the last place he'd been seen. He wondered if any evidence would implicate the hippo. zoo Brandon Mull