| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 58cd70e | What is it about people casually eating apples that's so infuriating? There's nothing inherently aggravating about someone eating grapes or an orange, but an apple? | Jen Lancaster | ||
| 0368b94 | This toffee tastes like war or Lucifer's tears. This toffee is a molten pool of broken Christmas promises. If sadness had a flavor, it would be the contents of the Pyrex. | Jen Lancaster |