fate-s-edge

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b0ebe80	"You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry." "How do you make girls cry, exactly?" George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, "My past is tragic. I wouldn't want to burden you with it. It's a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence." --	funny fate-s-edge ilona-andrews the-edge george	Ilona Andrews
bc425d5	"Doode," George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, more , less . Duuude." "Dude." "Dude." "Okay, dude." George nodded. "How's it hanging?" Jack asked. "How am I supposed to answer that?" George looked at him. "I don't think Kaldar said anything about that. I guess 'good'? I don't get it. What's hanging anyway?" George shook his head. "Your stuff, you nimwit." His stuff... "In that case, it's hanging long!" Jack dissolved in giggles. "Long, get it?"	funny perverted fate-s-edge ilona-andrews the-edge hanging george jack	Ilona Andrews
a4ccdb0	Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.	fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge	Ilona Andrews
8a1e082	"At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?" "No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, "Oh, my God!"	funny fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge	Ilona Andrews
5ecc045	Stealers, keepers.	fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge stealing	Ilona Andrews
6aac37e	"Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great."	funny fate-s-edge ilona-andrews the-edge george	Ilona Andrews
1195f07	Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.	funny fate-s-edge cerise ilona-andrews the-edge violent	Ilona Andrews
87ccb7c	"The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it, but I didn't. I just gave him some drugs." "You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you want credit for it?" "Of course it sounds bad when you put it that way."	funny audrey fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge	Ilona Andrews
1e15d58	"This doesn't mean you're getting a discount." Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then." Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!" Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not."	funny fate-s-edge ilona-andrews the-edge gnome	Ilona Andrews
a5fa322	"Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you." She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. "Like a cancer?" "Like a favorite vice."	fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge	Ilona Andrews
e4cbbe1	"Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun night. "Guess what?" She leaned closer. "You will never be that man."	fun funny fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge	Ilona Andrews
b69f07b	"And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot." She raised her hand. "Don't." "It was awesome," George confirmed. "It really was," Jack said. "His head exploded."	funny ilona-andrew fate-s-edge kaldar the-edge shot george jack	Ilona Andrews
855cc19	When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high [...]	fate-s-edge ilona-andrews the-edge pride dragon	Ilona Andrews
fa8a32d	"That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine." Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism."	funny gaston male-skepticism fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge george jack	Ilona Andrews
571ba16	"Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they met at a party, that smile would've guaranteed him a date. The man was hot. There was no doubt. But right now, all it would get him was a solid punch in those even teeth. Audrey laughed. "Aren't you sweet? Tell me, do girls usually throw their panties at you when you do that?" He grinned wider, and she glimpsed the funny evil spark in his eyes. "Do men throw money when you do your little Southern belle?"	fate-s-edge southern-belle kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge	Ilona Andrews

b0ebe80

"You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry." "How do you make girls cry, exactly?" George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, "My past is tragic. I wouldn't want to burden you with it. It's a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence." --

funny fate-s-edge ilona-andrews the-edge george

Ilona Andrews

bc425d5

"Doode," George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, more , less . Duuude." "Dude." "Dude." "Okay, dude." George nodded. "How's it hanging?" Jack asked. "How am I supposed to answer that?" George looked at him. "I don't think Kaldar said anything about that. I guess 'good'? I don't get it. What's hanging anyway?" George shook his head. "Your stuff, you nimwit." His stuff... "In that case, it's hanging long!" Jack dissolved in giggles. "Long, get it?"

funny perverted fate-s-edge ilona-andrews the-edge hanging george jack

Ilona Andrews

a4ccdb0

Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.

fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge

Ilona Andrews

8a1e082

"At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?" "No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, "Oh, my God!"

funny fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge

Ilona Andrews

5ecc045

Stealers, keepers.

fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge stealing

Ilona Andrews

6aac37e

"Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great."

funny fate-s-edge ilona-andrews the-edge george

Ilona Andrews

1195f07

Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.

funny fate-s-edge cerise ilona-andrews the-edge violent

Ilona Andrews

87ccb7c

"The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it, but I didn't. I just gave him some drugs." "You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you want credit for it?" "Of course it sounds bad when you put it that way."

funny audrey fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge

Ilona Andrews

1e15d58

"This doesn't mean you're getting a discount." Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then." Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!" Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not."

funny fate-s-edge ilona-andrews the-edge gnome

Ilona Andrews

a5fa322

"Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you." She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. "Like a cancer?" "Like a favorite vice."

fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge

Ilona Andrews

e4cbbe1

"Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun night. "Guess what?" She leaned closer. "You will never be that man."

fun funny fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge

Ilona Andrews

b69f07b

"And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot." She raised her hand. "Don't." "It was awesome," George confirmed. "It really was," Jack said. "His head exploded."

funny ilona-andrew fate-s-edge kaldar the-edge shot george jack

Ilona Andrews

855cc19

When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high [...]

fate-s-edge ilona-andrews the-edge pride dragon

Ilona Andrews

fa8a32d

"That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine." Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism."

funny gaston male-skepticism fate-s-edge kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge george jack

Ilona Andrews

571ba16

"Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they met at a party, that smile would've guaranteed him a date. The man was hot. There was no doubt. But right now, all it would get him was a solid punch in those even teeth. Audrey laughed. "Aren't you sweet? Tell me, do girls usually throw their panties at you when you do that?" He grinned wider, and she glimpsed the funny evil spark in his eyes. "Do men throw money when you do your little Southern belle?"

fate-s-edge southern-belle kaldar ilona-andrews the-edge

Ilona Andrews