insults

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b4aaa7e	You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.' 'No I mean it. You don't look good.' 'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-' 'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.	humor jace-lightwood simon-lewis insults	Cassandra Clare
9565d0a	You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.	edward insults	Stephenie Meyer
bd21fdc	"Hey, look--your	humor puberty insults	Eoin Colfer
c1db77f	"Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, Seaweed Brain." "Will you stop calling me that?" She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She's the daughter of Athena, which doesn't give me a lot of ammunition. I mean, "Owl-head" and "Wise Girl" are kind of lame insults."	demigod demigod-files put-downs percy-jackson rick-riordan insults	Rick Riordan
40b46eb	As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn't understand all of it, but he got , , and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife.	humor octavian the-son-of-neptune percy-jackson percy-jackson-and-the-olympians hazel-levesque insults	Rick Riordan
6300eef	"Oh, this beast? It's...perspicacious loris. 'Perspicacious' meaning 'wise or canny'." "Get stuffed," Bovril said, then giggled. "And it insults people," Telsa said. "How peculiar."	borvil telsa goliath leviathan scott-westerfeld insults	Scott Westerfeld
f88de77	If her rump were any stiffer, she'd break it every time she rides', I thought to Pounce. 'If she fell on the steps, they would never be able to put her together again', he replied.	humor tamora-pierce insults	Tamora Pierce
1690c18	Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least, not if he wanted to wake up in the morning the same shape as he went to bed.	witch insults	Terry Pratchett
998c9d8	Be quiet! Anyone can spit in my face, and call me a criminal and a prostitute. But no one has the right to judge my remorse.	feelings slander remorse privacy judgement insults	Jean-Paul Sartre
67f4f5e	"He gave me a severe look over his spectacles and said, as if he thought the words were deadly venom and might kill me, "You are an untidy person."	insults dresden-files	Jim Butcher
f79ff29	"Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas--over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set." Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him. "I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man." "Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?"	humor tom-jones pet-names underwear vegas nicknames insults	Erin McCarthy
ceddf1a	Good for you Woods. You're not as dumb as you look. Come to think of it, no one's as dumb as you look.	insults-and-slander insults	Randy Alcorn
d7de539	Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!	insults	Dan Simmons
de37a20	All right, all right for you, you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?	kneecaps pretentious-kneecaps schmendrick last-unicorn peter-s-beagle pretentiousness insults	Peter S. Beagle
ae7c319	Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak.' -Thaddeus	jelindel-chronicles paul-collins thaddeus frog insults	Paul Collins
f2e354a	"Christ, I walk through an inferno unscatched, then singe my ass on the flight back." [...] "You guys are the ... the heart and brain of the Great Machine." "Yeah? Then you're the inflamed anus." "You're not the brain, by the way."	insults	Brian K. Vaughan
9986e5f	"Natalya: "It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments."	humorous-insults insults	Brian K. Vaughan
e2d21e9	"That's what you think of me, is it, girl?" said his lordship, a glint in his eyes. "Oh, no!" she responded, dropping him a curtsy. "It's what I , sir! You must know that my featherheaded Mama has taught me to behave with all the propriety in the world! To tell you what I of you would be to sink myself quite below reproach!"	humor personal-opinions bantering opinion banter insults wit	Georgette Heyer

b4aaa7e

You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.' 'No I mean it. You don't look good.' 'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-' 'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.

humor jace-lightwood simon-lewis insults

Cassandra Clare

9565d0a

You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

edward insults

Stephenie Meyer

bd21fdc

"Hey, look--your

humor puberty insults

Eoin Colfer

c1db77f

"Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, Seaweed Brain." "Will you stop calling me that?" She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She's the daughter of Athena, which doesn't give me a lot of ammunition. I mean, "Owl-head" and "Wise Girl" are kind of lame insults."

demigod demigod-files put-downs percy-jackson rick-riordan insults

Rick Riordan

40b46eb

As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn't understand all of it, but he got , , and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife.

humor octavian the-son-of-neptune percy-jackson percy-jackson-and-the-olympians hazel-levesque insults

Rick Riordan

6300eef

"Oh, this beast? It's...perspicacious loris. 'Perspicacious' meaning 'wise or canny'." "Get stuffed," Bovril said, then giggled. "And it insults people," Telsa said. "How peculiar."

borvil telsa goliath leviathan scott-westerfeld insults

Scott Westerfeld

f88de77

If her rump were any stiffer, she'd break it every time she rides', I thought to Pounce. 'If she fell on the steps, they would never be able to put her together again', he replied.

humor tamora-pierce insults

Tamora Pierce

1690c18

Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least, not if he wanted to wake up in the morning the same shape as he went to bed.

witch insults

Terry Pratchett

998c9d8

Be quiet! Anyone can spit in my face, and call me a criminal and a prostitute. But no one has the right to judge my remorse.

feelings slander remorse privacy judgement insults

Jean-Paul Sartre

67f4f5e

"He gave me a severe look over his spectacles and said, as if he thought the words were deadly venom and might kill me, "You are an untidy person."

insults dresden-files

Jim Butcher

f79ff29

"Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas--over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set." Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him. "I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man." "Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?"

humor tom-jones pet-names underwear vegas nicknames insults

Erin McCarthy

ceddf1a

Good for you Woods. You're not as dumb as you look. Come to think of it, no one's as dumb as you look.

insults-and-slander insults

Randy Alcorn

d7de539

Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!

insults

Dan Simmons

de37a20

All right, all right for you, you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?

kneecaps pretentious-kneecaps schmendrick last-unicorn peter-s-beagle pretentiousness insults

Peter S. Beagle

ae7c319

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak.' -Thaddeus

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Paul Collins

f2e354a

"Christ, I walk through an inferno unscatched, then singe my ass on the flight back." [...] "You guys are the ... the heart and brain of the Great Machine." "Yeah? Then you're the inflamed anus." "You're not the brain, by the way."

insults

Brian K. Vaughan

9986e5f

"Natalya: "It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments."

humorous-insults insults

Brian K. Vaughan

e2d21e9

"That's what you think of me, is it, girl?" said his lordship, a glint in his eyes. "Oh, no!" she responded, dropping him a curtsy. "It's what I , sir! You must know that my featherheaded Mama has taught me to behave with all the propriety in the world! To tell you what I of you would be to sink myself quite below reproach!"

humor personal-opinions bantering opinion banter insults wit

Georgette Heyer