magic-bleeds

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5e7668f	"It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch?"	magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
79e4100	When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't go to therapy. He just loves me and that's enough.	ilona-andrews magic-bleeds pieces raphael	Ilona Andrews
d8c480d	"I'll call you," he repeated. "If you call me, I won't pick up the phone." "You will wait by the phone for my call, and when it rings, you will pick it up and you will speak to me in a civil manner. If you don't know how, ask someone." --	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
14240d7	"I've read your summary." "And?" "It's not incompetent." Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to be written in crayon?"	kate magic-bleeds praise saiman	Ilona Andrews
00a0c61	"I'm counting to ten in my head." "Is it helping?" "No." "It doesn't help me with you either. I used to life weights to alleviate frustration, but someone blowtorched my weight bench. How did you do it, by the way?" "I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
e63a33f	Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.	kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
875a450	"Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. "You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off." Did he expect anything different? "Hey, I didn't kick or punch you in the throat. I consider this progress. And you haven't choked me again, which is some sort of record for you..."	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds mouthing-off	Ilona Andrews
ba57c55	I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnut, just to show it who was boss. Then he nudged it with his nose. Then he licked it, until finally he snagged it into his mouth and chomped it with great pleasure, dropping crumbs all over the carpet.	ilona-andrews magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
2b27ead	"I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange rocks and at any point yell, 'It's clobbering time'?"	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
724ddcf	Some people got vicious Dobermans. I got a shaved attack poodle in a black sweater. His tough, spawn-of-hell image had taken a fatal blow, but at least he would be warm.	ilona-andrews magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
33cd001	Getting a lecture on restraint from the woman who threw a hissy fit and blew up Babylon.	hissy-fit ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
136d32f	"And you expect me to commute two hours each way from the Keep to the Order." I kept my voice mild. "I suppose I won't be needing my job, my house, or my clothes anymore." "I didn't say that. Although let me get back to you on the clothes. It's still under consideration." --	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
3d0e2c5	"I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you love him, Kate. That's rare. Think about it--if he really stood you up, why would he be so pissed off about the whole thing? You both can be assholes of the first order, so don't let the two of you throw it away. If you're going to walk away from it, at least walk away knowing the whole picture." "You're right. Fuck off. I don't need him," I told her."	curran ilona-andrews kate love magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
ce40669	"You'll lose." "What makes you so sure?" "You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is a bastard, but at least he builds things. You turn cities into smoking ruins and blunder about like some hyper child, smashing anything you see. And then you sit here and wonder, 'Why did all of my children turn out to be violet idiots? It's a mystery of nature,'."	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
a0956e0	"Next to me, Saiman smiled. "We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want you, you want love, and he wants to break my neck." --	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds saiman	Ilona Andrews
af7efdf	"He glued the chair to my ass." Silence. "Is it still...attached?" "I can't get it off."	curran ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
3a1ceeb	"Any messages for me?" Usually I got one or two, but mostly people who wanted my help preferred to talk in person. "Yes. Hold on." She pulled out a handful of pink tickets and recited from memory, without checking the paper. "Seven forty-two a.m., Mr. Gasparian: I curse you. I curse your arms so they wither and die and fall off your body. I curse your eyeballs to explode. I curse your feet to swell until blue. I curse your spine to crack. I curse you. I curse you. I curse you."	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds maxine	Ilona Andrews
9e96a4a	Yeah, that would fly.	kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
4b3a6ea	I know it may come as a shock, but it's sort of considered polite to wait for the consent of the woman. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if you don't wait, you may have to deal with pesky criminal charges like kidnapping and rape.	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
8a1cfff	"Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are you coming or just breathing hard. You've got to get your one-liners straight."	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
d520ff2	He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
43018b8	Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.	kate magic-bleeds sword	Ilona Andrews
5ed3dba	"The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. "Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork?" "No, it's a pie."	ilona-andrews kate lion magic-bleeds pie	Ilona Andrews
dc7f0ec	"Torch strode over and stared at the fiver "What's this?" "Some change for you. Buy your flunkies some decent clothes." I dipped my fingers into the jar and smeared think fragrant paste on my face. Torch frowned, mirroring the expression on my aunt's face. "Change?" Oh, for crying out loud. "It's money. We don't use coins as currency now, we use paper money." He stared at me. "I'm insulting you! I'm saying your poor, like a beggar, because your undead are in rags. I'm offering to clothe your servants for you, because you can't provide for them. Come on, how thick do you have to be?" He jerked his hand up. A jet of flame erupted from his fingers, sliding against the ward. I jerked back from the windows on instinct. The fire died. I leaned forward. "Do you understand now?" More fire. "What's the matter? Was that not enough money?"	ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds poor	Ilona Andrews
cec126c	Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes its prey. They demonstrate their contraptions and everyone marvels. My children get drunk, confuse a herd of cows with an enemy regiment, and slaughter the lot, screaming like lunatics until the entire army panics.	erra ilona-andrews magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
cf69801	When you want to take over a city, you have to destroy the illusion of safety it provides. You have to hit the large well-protected establishments, find the powerful people who run them and are viewed as invincible, and kill them. You want to destroy the morale first. Once the people's resolve is gone and everyone is scared for their own skin, the city is yours.	ilona-andrews magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
101c72e	"Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way." "Whatever!"	juke kate magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
ee45333	"It's a party house." "I hope for your sake it's a very tame party." If he brought me to some sort of sex orgy, he would fly right through one of those pretty windows, headfirst."	kate magic-bleeds saiman	Ilona Andrews
bf3d480	"The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect?"	jim kate-daniels magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews
d90dc72	...they tended towards the simple pleasures in life: drinking, whoring and fighting, preferably all three at once.	ilona-andrews magic-bleeds	Ilona Andrews

5e7668f

"It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch?"

magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

79e4100

When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't go to therapy. He just loves me and that's enough.

ilona-andrews magic-bleeds pieces raphael

Ilona Andrews

d8c480d

"I'll call you," he repeated. "If you call me, I won't pick up the phone." "You will wait by the phone for my call, and when it rings, you will pick it up and you will speak to me in a civil manner. If you don't know how, ask someone." --

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

14240d7

"I've read your summary." "And?" "It's not incompetent." Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to be written in crayon?"

kate magic-bleeds praise saiman

Ilona Andrews

00a0c61

"I'm counting to ten in my head." "Is it helping?" "No." "It doesn't help me with you either. I used to life weights to alleviate frustration, but someone blowtorched my weight bench. How did you do it, by the way?" "I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

e63a33f

Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.

kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

875a450

"Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. "You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off." Did he expect anything different? "Hey, I didn't kick or punch you in the throat. I consider this progress. And you haven't choked me again, which is some sort of record for you..."

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds mouthing-off

Ilona Andrews

ba57c55

I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnut, just to show it who was boss. Then he nudged it with his nose. Then he licked it, until finally he snagged it into his mouth and chomped it with great pleasure, dropping crumbs all over the carpet.

ilona-andrews magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

2b27ead

"I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange rocks and at any point yell, 'It's clobbering time'?"

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

724ddcf

Some people got vicious Dobermans. I got a shaved attack poodle in a black sweater. His tough, spawn-of-hell image had taken a fatal blow, but at least he would be warm.

ilona-andrews magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

33cd001

Getting a lecture on restraint from the woman who threw a hissy fit and blew up Babylon.

hissy-fit ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

136d32f

"And you expect me to commute two hours each way from the Keep to the Order." I kept my voice mild. "I suppose I won't be needing my job, my house, or my clothes anymore." "I didn't say that. Although let me get back to you on the clothes. It's still under consideration." --

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

3d0e2c5

"I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you love him, Kate. That's rare. Think about it--if he really stood you up, why would he be so pissed off about the whole thing? You both can be assholes of the first order, so don't let the two of you throw it away. If you're going to walk away from it, at least walk away knowing the whole picture." "You're right. Fuck off. I don't need him," I told her."

curran ilona-andrews kate love magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

ce40669

"You'll lose." "What makes you so sure?" "You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is a bastard, but at least he builds things. You turn cities into smoking ruins and blunder about like some hyper child, smashing anything you see. And then you sit here and wonder, 'Why did all of my children turn out to be violet idiots? It's a mystery of nature,'."

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

a0956e0

"Next to me, Saiman smiled. "We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want you, you want love, and he wants to break my neck." --

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds saiman

Ilona Andrews

af7efdf

"He glued the chair to my ass." Silence. "Is it still...attached?" "I can't get it off."

curran ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

3a1ceeb

"Any messages for me?" Usually I got one or two, but mostly people who wanted my help preferred to talk in person. "Yes. Hold on." She pulled out a handful of pink tickets and recited from memory, without checking the paper. "Seven forty-two a.m., Mr. Gasparian: I curse you. I curse your arms so they wither and die and fall off your body. I curse your eyeballs to explode. I curse your feet to swell until blue. I curse your spine to crack. I curse you. I curse you. I curse you."

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds maxine

Ilona Andrews

9e96a4a

Yeah, that would fly.

kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

4b3a6ea

I know it may come as a shock, but it's sort of considered polite to wait for the consent of the woman. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if you don't wait, you may have to deal with pesky criminal charges like kidnapping and rape.

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

8a1cfff

"Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are you coming or just breathing hard. You've got to get your one-liners straight."

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

d520ff2

He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

43018b8

Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.

kate magic-bleeds sword

Ilona Andrews

5ed3dba

"The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. "Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork?" "No, it's a pie."

ilona-andrews kate lion magic-bleeds pie

Ilona Andrews

dc7f0ec

"Torch strode over and stared at the fiver "What's this?" "Some change for you. Buy your flunkies some decent clothes." I dipped my fingers into the jar and smeared think fragrant paste on my face. Torch frowned, mirroring the expression on my aunt's face. "Change?" Oh, for crying out loud. "It's money. We don't use coins as currency now, we use paper money." He stared at me. "I'm insulting you! I'm saying your poor, like a beggar, because your undead are in rags. I'm offering to clothe your servants for you, because you can't provide for them. Come on, how thick do you have to be?" He jerked his hand up. A jet of flame erupted from his fingers, sliding against the ward. I jerked back from the windows on instinct. The fire died. I leaned forward. "Do you understand now?" More fire. "What's the matter? Was that not enough money?"

ilona-andrews kate magic-bleeds poor

Ilona Andrews

cec126c

Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes its prey. They demonstrate their contraptions and everyone marvels. My children get drunk, confuse a herd of cows with an enemy regiment, and slaughter the lot, screaming like lunatics until the entire army panics.

erra ilona-andrews magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

cf69801

When you want to take over a city, you have to destroy the illusion of safety it provides. You have to hit the large well-protected establishments, find the powerful people who run them and are viewed as invincible, and kill them. You want to destroy the morale first. Once the people's resolve is gone and everyone is scared for their own skin, the city is yours.

ilona-andrews magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

101c72e

"Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way." "Whatever!"

juke kate magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

ee45333

"It's a party house." "I hope for your sake it's a very tame party." If he brought me to some sort of sex orgy, he would fly right through one of those pretty windows, headfirst."

kate magic-bleeds saiman

Ilona Andrews

bf3d480

"The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect?"

jim kate-daniels magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews

d90dc72

...they tended towards the simple pleasures in life: drinking, whoring and fighting, preferably all three at once.

ilona-andrews magic-bleeds

Ilona Andrews