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"You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed." I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire."
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curran
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kate
kate-daniels
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Ilona Andrews |
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"He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps. "I win."
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kate
kate-daniels
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maps
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"Secret to what?" "Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he raised his hands--"blessed silence."
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curran
ilona-andrews
kate
kate-daniels
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silence
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I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent.
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kate
kate-daniels
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"The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed. "See?" Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. "That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them."
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bran
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kate
kate-daniels
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Nice plan. Take the gullible outsiders, walk them around for a bit, then feed them to the giant tortoise.
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kate
kate-daniels
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tortoise
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"He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. "You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?" "Nope!" "Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me."
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julie
kate
kate-daniels
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Ilona Andrews |
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"If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody." Of course, Raphael might like that..."
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curran
hyenas
ilona-andrews
kate
kate-daniels
magic-burns
raphael
soup
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In there?' She nodded. 'You want us to go into the tortoise?' Another nod. 'It's alive.' Another nod.
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kate
kate-daniels
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tortoise
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Ilona Andrews |
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"Curran strode toward me, eyes blazing. "If I let her go, I'll need a replacement. Want to volunteer for the job." He looked like he wouldn't be taking no for an anser. I swiped Slayer from its sheath and backed away from the edge of the roof. "And be girlfriend number twenty-three soon to be dumped in favor of girlfriend number twenty-four who has slightly bigger boobs? I don't think so."
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kate
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Ilona Andrews |
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Bring your army, little god! My sword is hungry!
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Ilona Andrews |