5b5fa05
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
edison
failure
inspirational
paraphrased
Thomas A. Edison
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"Do you hate people?" "I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around." --
misanthropy
paraphrased
Charles Bukowski
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To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
humor
paraphrased
parents
Oscar Wilde
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You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
paraphrased
people
play
Richard Lingard
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There's none so blind as those who will not listen.
paraphrased
stubbornness
Neil Gaiman
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There is no God and we are his prophets.
paraphrased
religion
Cormac McCarthy
cccd81e
"I'm trying to undermine the basis of Christian belief... I'm not in the business of offending people. I find the books upholding certain values that I think are important, such as life is immensely valuable and this world is an extraordinarily beautiful place. We should do what we can to increase the amount of wisdom in the world.
beauty
belief
book
books
children-s-books
offense
paraphrased
philip-pullman
plot
value
wisdom
young-adult
philip pullman
aaabaa9
Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.
paraphrased
Terry Pratchett
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Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.
paraphrased
weirdness
Dick Francis
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So many things to see, people to do.
paraphrased
Neil Gaiman
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All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.
paraphrased
Kurt Vonnegut
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What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
paraphrased
stories
Marian Keyes
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Charity . . . is the opium of the privileged.
paraphrased
Chinua Achebe
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Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
paraphrased
Amy Sedaris
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You could know a man not by what his friends said about him, but by how he treated his servants.
paranormal
paraphrased
young-teen
Cassandra Clare
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It sounded like a piece of blackboard being dragged over the nails of a wall of severed fingers.
paraphrased
simile
Neil Gaiman
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"And then what?" "I'll burn that bridge when I cross it."
paraphrased
Ilona Andrews
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Life is like a box of Hand grenades,You never know what will blow you to kingdom come
paraphrased
simile
Mario Puzo
81b03f0
Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.
harry-dresden
paraphrased
valor
Jim Butcher
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See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you'll have a pin.
paraphrased
Terry Pratchett
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an heir.
paraphrased
Julia Quinn
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.
paraphrased
tribute
Charles Stross
10c4fd9
"I gave you all!" screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan. "And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck," said Regan."
humor
king-lear
paraphrased
shakespeare
Christopher Moore