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| 8672633 | -Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. | humorous humor witty-quotes satire funny-and-random wit | Terry Pratchett | |
| 6b2d2cf | You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. | irony humorous funny humor witty-quotes satire wit | Terry Pratchett | |
| 1eb3815 | The only sharks I'm afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos. | inspirational-quotes dan-rather laurie-nadel laurie-nadel-quotes quote-about-life quote-of-the-day quote-of-the-week quotes-twitter wayne-dyer witty-quotes | Laurie Nadel |