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When I saw myself through my parents' eyes, I saw a worm crawling through mud and shit toward a psychedelic mushroom, but when I saw myself through hers, I felt that things were possibly not as bad as they seemed.
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Buy it." This is my sister Amy's advice in regard to everything, from a taxidermied horse head to a camouflage thong. "Just get it," she says. "You'll feel better." Eye something closely or pick it up for further inspection, and she'll move in to justify the cost. "It's not really that expensive, and, besides, won't you be getting a tax refund? Go on. Treat yourself."
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You're trying to convince me?" Amy asked. "The one who has a second apartment two blocks from her first apartment just so she can get away from her rabbit for a couple of hours a day?"
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Shit is the tofu of cursing.
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Because I was lazy, I'd adopted the philosophy that things just happen.
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'It is ironic that nudists are just about the last people you'd ever want to see naked.
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If cooking is an art, I think we're in our Dada phase.
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Cut corners and it'll always come back to bite you in the ass." That was one of her sayings.
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Her face was like the weather in one of those places with no discernible seasons.
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If you talk to people, you can have whatever you want.
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It's fun to see where people live.
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The inevitable finally happened, just as I knew it would.
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