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There was no way of knowing anything, he knew, not even that there was no way of knowing anything.
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The years are too short, the days are too long.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Joseph Heller |
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In my middle years, I have exchanged the position of the fetus for the position of a corpse.
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Joseph Heller |
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Women don't suffer from penis envy. Men do.
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Joseph Heller |
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Whether God is dead or not hardly matters, for we would use him no differently anyway.
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Joseph Heller |
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The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
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Joseph Heller |
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I hate God and I hate life. And the closer I come to death, the more I hate life.
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Joseph Heller |
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Didn't I once observe that there is nothing new under the sun?
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Joseph Heller |
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Love is potent stuff, isn't it?
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Joseph Heller |
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The wise man dies no better or more wisely than the fool. In what way, then, is the wise man wise?
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Joseph Heller |
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When one is infatuated, faults are endearing that in others would be heinous.
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Joseph Heller |
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I am arrogant enough to wish I were modest as he and modest enough to know that this is arrogance.
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Joseph Heller |
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If character is destiny, the good are damned.
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Joseph Heller |
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The problem with the loneliness I suffer is that the company of others has never been a cure for it.
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Joseph Heller |
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Everybody is as unstable as water.
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Joseph Heller |
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All is vanity, you know, ALL in the long run is but vanity and vexation of spirit.
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Joseph Heller |
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If God was dead, how could I feel this bad?"
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Joseph Heller |
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Vanity. What's wrong with vanity? It doesn't satisfy.
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Joseph Heller |
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The truth is whatever people will believe is the truth. Don't you know history?"
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Joseph Heller |
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I imagine that God Himself frequently wants to feel like a king. Why else would He create the world?
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Joseph Heller |
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Fools hate knowledge
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Joseph Heller |
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God had no need for Ecclesiastes to acquaint Him with vanity.
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Joseph Heller |
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Anyone seeking public office was not worthy to hold it.
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