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110e9f9
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"Ooh, big day in town for our park warden," I said. "They're even making you wear the uniform. Hayley's mom will be happy. She thinks you look hot in it." Dad turned as red as his hair. Mom's laugh floated out from her studio. "Maya Delaney. Leave your father alone."
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embarrassing
funny-humor
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Kelley Armstrong |
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0a5a47c
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"I imbue this place with my essence, every stone and every drop. My visit will do wonders for the flowers." Aly propped her chin on her hand. "So does manure," she observed."
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funny-humor
kyprioth
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Tamora Pierce |
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97973b4
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Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
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funny-but-true
funny-humor
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Sherrilyn Kenyon |
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c233214
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"The look in his eyes turned a little wild. "That's the only reason I'm letting you go. If I had any choice--" "You do," she said "Wed can all sit here and let him die. Or you can let Eve go on her wild-ass rescue mission and get herself killed. Or you can let sweet, calm, reasonable Claire go do some talking." He shook his head. His long, elegant hands, which looked so at home wrapped around a guitar, closed into fists. "Guess that means there's no choice." "Not really," Claire agreed. "I was kind of lying about that choice thing."
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claire-danvers
funny-humor
michael-glass
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Rachel Caine |
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c55e994
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Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose.
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funny-humor
losing
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Jonathan Tropper |
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639288a
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"Care to explain?" Ari asked. "Didn't you see my signals?" "Yeah. But they didn't make sense. Five into one and it's an intrusion." "It's an illusion! Five of them are an illusion." "That's not the signal for illusion. This is." Ari demonstrated the proper signal. "That's what I did." "No, you didn't. You did a weird twisty thing with your pinky." "I had a scimitar at my throat. I'd like to see you try signaling under those conditions." -Janco and Ari bickering"
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bickering
funny
funny-and-random
funny-humor
funny-quotes
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Maria V. Snyder |
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9d87f65
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"The wife's gotta know. You can't hook up like that for what looks like about six or seven years without the wife figuring it out. Unless she's another idiot. "I'm not an idiot." Smiling, Roarke continued to stroke. "I'll keep that in mind when I decide to have a long-term affair." "Yeah, you do that. They'll never find your body," she murmured, then dropped into sleep. His smiled warmed, and feeling well loved, he dropped off with her."
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funny-humor
love
marriage
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J.D. Robb |
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9f9444f
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I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.
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funny-humor
god
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Jonathan Tropper |