wizard

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6cedd6f	"Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry, d'yeh remember it?" "Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn't you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig's tail, and tell me I was a wizard?" "I forge' the details," Hagrid chortled."	harry-potter humor hagrid dursley pig wizard	J.K. Rowling
e473ad5	How long have you been a Wiccan?' 'A what?' 'A pagan. A witch.' 'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.' Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?' 'Wizard has a Z' He looked at me blankly. 'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.	humor wizard	Jim Butcher
21a5905	My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.	no-maj screenplay wand wizard	J.K. Rowling
a57220d	But you must not change one thing, one pebble, one grain of sand, until you know what good and evil will follow on that act. The world is in balance, in Equilibrium. A wizard's power of Changing and Summoning can shake the balance of the world. It is dangerous, that power...It must follow knowledge, and serve need.	magic mage wizard	Ursula K. Le Guin
56feb25	He'd always felt he had a right to exist as a wizard in the same way that you couldn't do proper maths without the number 0, which wasn't a number at all but, if it went away, would leave a lot of larger numbers looking bloody stupid.	humor interesting-times zero numbers number maths wizard rincewind	Terry Pratchett
c31ec27	One ravishing dark-haired beauty wearing leather pants and strategically applied electrical tape, stared hard at me and, when she saw me looking, licked her lips very, very slowly. She trailed a fingertip over her chin, down across her throat, and down over her sternum and gave me a smile so wicked that it's parents should have sent it to military school.	magic romance sidhe wizard jim-butcher	Jim Butcher
4c565d4	Unseen University was much bigger on the inside. Thousands of years as the leading establishment of practical magic in a world where dimensions were largely a matter of chance in any case had left it bulging in places where it shouldn't have places. There were rooms containing rooms which, if you entered them, turned out to contain the room you'd started with, which can be a problem if you are in a conga line.	wizard university	Terry Pratchett
8386d9f	No man, no power, can bind the action of wizardry or still the words of power. For they are the very words of Making, and one who could silence them could unmake the world.	names wizard	Ursula K. Le Guin
e29ee12	I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done. I turned around and ran like hell.	wizard	Jim Butcher
169c01f	A boy and a girl, fated to rule all. Two will rise, and One will fall.	the-fire whit wisty witch-and-wizard james-patterson patterson james witch wizard	James Patterson
6d017f1	"Are we riding far tonight, Gandalf?" asked Merry after a while. "I don't know how you feel with small rag-tag dangling behind you; but the rag-tag is tired and will be glad to stop dangling and lie down." "So you heard that?" said Gandalf. "Don't let it rankle! Be thankful no longer words were aimed at you. He had his eyes on you. If it is any comfort to your pride, I should say that, at the moment, you and Pippin are more in his thoughts than the rest of us. Who you are; how you came here, and why; what you know; whether you were captured, and if so, how you escaped when all the orcs perished--it is with those little riddles that the great mind of Saruman is troubled. A sneer from him, Meriadoc, is a compliment, if you feel honoured by his concern." "Thank you!" said Merry. "But it is a greater honour to dangle at your tail, Gandalf. For one thing, in that position one has a chance of putting a question a second time. Are we riding far tonight?" Gandalf laughed. "A most unquenchable hobbit! All wizards should have a hobbit or two in their care--to teach them the meaning of the world, and to correct them."	rag-tag tokien peregrin meriadoc meriadoc-brandybuck merry-brandybuck peregrin-took pippin-took saruman hobbit hobbits merry the-lord-of-the-rings j-r-r-tolkien lord-of-the-rings wizards wizard	J.R.R. Tolkien
1fd1690	Unicorns know naught of shame, or need, or doubt, or debt; But mortals, as you may have noticed, take what they can get.	schmendrick unicorn wizard	Peter S. Beagle
3cea057	"None of my issues have included memory loss or unconscious actions," she said. Thomas squinted back at her. "If they had, how would you know it?" Molly frowned. "Valid point."	funny wizard	Jim Butcher
8ab6b7c	The wall read: ELPHIE LIVES OZMA LIVES THE WIZARD LIVES and then EVERYONE LIVES BUT US.	ozma wizard	Gregory Maguire
cc71abd	But I needed this, Whit. I needed to pay him back. For stealing my life. For stealing our life together. - Celia	james-pattereson the-fire whit wisty witch-and-wizard witch-and-wizard-3 patterson witch wizard	James Patterson
fd11942	And he began to see the truth, that [he] had neither lost nor won but, naming the shadow of his death with his own name, had made himself whole: a man: who, knowing his whole true self, cannot be used or possessed by any power other than himself, and whose life therefore is lived for life's sake and never in the service of ruin, or pain, or hatred, or the dark.	shadow-self true-self wizard	Ursula K. Le Guin
1ec9d2d	There is no spoon.	illusion funny matrix wizard	Jim Butcher
8faed6f	"I know you haven't burned down any buildings in a while," she said, "but if you start feeling the need..."	funny fire wizard	Jim Butcher

6cedd6f

"Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry, d'yeh remember it?" "Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn't you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig's tail, and tell me I was a wizard?" "I forge' the details," Hagrid chortled."

harry-potter humor hagrid dursley pig wizard

J.K. Rowling

e473ad5

How long have you been a Wiccan?' 'A what?' 'A pagan. A witch.' 'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.' Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?' 'Wizard has a Z' He looked at me blankly. 'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.

humor wizard

Jim Butcher

21a5905

My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

no-maj screenplay wand wizard

J.K. Rowling

a57220d

But you must not change one thing, one pebble, one grain of sand, until you know what good and evil will follow on that act. The world is in balance, in Equilibrium. A wizard's power of Changing and Summoning can shake the balance of the world. It is dangerous, that power...It must follow knowledge, and serve need.

magic mage wizard

Ursula K. Le Guin

56feb25

He'd always felt he had a right to exist as a wizard in the same way that you couldn't do proper maths without the number 0, which wasn't a number at all but, if it went away, would leave a lot of larger numbers looking bloody stupid.

humor interesting-times zero numbers number maths wizard rincewind

Terry Pratchett

c31ec27

One ravishing dark-haired beauty wearing leather pants and strategically applied electrical tape, stared hard at me and, when she saw me looking, licked her lips very, very slowly. She trailed a fingertip over her chin, down across her throat, and down over her sternum and gave me a smile so wicked that it's parents should have sent it to military school.

magic romance sidhe wizard jim-butcher

Jim Butcher

4c565d4

Unseen University was much bigger on the inside. Thousands of years as the leading establishment of practical magic in a world where dimensions were largely a matter of chance in any case had left it bulging in places where it shouldn't have places. There were rooms containing rooms which, if you entered them, turned out to contain the room you'd started with, which can be a problem if you are in a conga line.

wizard university

Terry Pratchett

8386d9f

No man, no power, can bind the action of wizardry or still the words of power. For they are the very words of Making, and one who could silence them could unmake the world.

names wizard

Ursula K. Le Guin

e29ee12

I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done. I turned around and ran like hell.

wizard

Jim Butcher

169c01f

A boy and a girl, fated to rule all. Two will rise, and One will fall.

the-fire whit wisty witch-and-wizard james-patterson patterson james witch wizard

James Patterson

6d017f1

"Are we riding far tonight, Gandalf?" asked Merry after a while. "I don't know how you feel with small rag-tag dangling behind you; but the rag-tag is tired and will be glad to stop dangling and lie down." "So you heard that?" said Gandalf. "Don't let it rankle! Be thankful no longer words were aimed at you. He had his eyes on you. If it is any comfort to your pride, I should say that, at the moment, you and Pippin are more in his thoughts than the rest of us. Who you are; how you came here, and why; what you know; whether you were captured, and if so, how you escaped when all the orcs perished--it is with those little riddles that the great mind of Saruman is troubled. A sneer from him, Meriadoc, is a compliment, if you feel honoured by his concern." "Thank you!" said Merry. "But it is a greater honour to dangle at your tail, Gandalf. For one thing, in that position one has a chance of putting a question a second time. Are we riding far tonight?" Gandalf laughed. "A most unquenchable hobbit! All wizards should have a hobbit or two in their care--to teach them the meaning of the world, and to correct them."

rag-tag tokien peregrin meriadoc meriadoc-brandybuck merry-brandybuck peregrin-took pippin-took saruman hobbit hobbits merry the-lord-of-the-rings j-r-r-tolkien lord-of-the-rings wizards wizard

J.R.R. Tolkien

1fd1690

Unicorns know naught of shame, or need, or doubt, or debt; But mortals, as you may have noticed, take what they can get.

schmendrick unicorn wizard

Peter S. Beagle

3cea057

"None of my issues have included memory loss or unconscious actions," she said. Thomas squinted back at her. "If they had, how would you know it?" Molly frowned. "Valid point."

funny wizard

Jim Butcher

8ab6b7c

The wall read: ELPHIE LIVES OZMA LIVES THE WIZARD LIVES and then EVERYONE LIVES BUT US.

ozma wizard

Gregory Maguire

cc71abd

But I needed this, Whit. I needed to pay him back. For stealing my life. For stealing our life together. - Celia

james-pattereson the-fire whit wisty witch-and-wizard witch-and-wizard-3 patterson witch wizard

James Patterson

fd11942

And he began to see the truth, that [he] had neither lost nor won but, naming the shadow of his death with his own name, had made himself whole: a man: who, knowing his whole true self, cannot be used or possessed by any power other than himself, and whose life therefore is lived for life's sake and never in the service of ruin, or pain, or hatred, or the dark.

shadow-self true-self wizard

Ursula K. Le Guin

1ec9d2d

There is no spoon.

illusion funny matrix wizard

Jim Butcher

8faed6f

"I know you haven't burned down any buildings in a while," she said, "but if you start feeling the need..."

funny fire wizard

Jim Butcher