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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 267b43a | Conservatism is the policy of making no changes and consulting your grandmother when in doubt. | Woodrow Wilson | ||
| 8df02e5 | The seed of revolution is repression. | Woodrow Wilson | ||
| e1569ec | The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. | Woodrow Wilson | ||
| c224a17 | Armed neutrality, it now appears, is impracticable. | Woodrow Wilson | ||
| 632a512 | 1. Open covenants of peace must be arrived at. | Woodrow Wilson | ||
| 3e12ae9 | 5. A free, open-minded, and absolutely impartial adjustment of all colonial claims. | Woodrow Wilson | ||
| b5bee67 | The highest and best form of efficiency is the spontaneous cooperation of a free people. | Woodrow Wilson | ||
| 3a9979c | Gossips are only sociologists upon a mean and petty scale. | Woodrow Wilson | ||
| 6b73cc3 | I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot. | Woody Allen | ||
| 002a0b0 | On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. | Woody Allen | ||
| 38d4bad | Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. | Woody Allen | ||
| 5a22248 | To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. | Woody Allen | ||
| 8f63b68 | Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. | Woody Allen | ||
| b83e657 | It figures you've got to hate yourself if you've got any integrity at all. | Woody Allen | ||
| ca912cd | Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer. | Woody Allen | ||
| 758e75e | What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people. | Woody Allen | ||
| 4594f13 | The universe is] haphazard, morally neutral, and unimaginably violent. | Woody Allen | ||
| de4bdd3 | Change is death. | Woody Allen | ||
| 717a837 | Death is like a colonoscopy, the problem is that life is like the prep day. | Woody Allen | ||
| 9bedf50 | I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. | Woody Allen | ||
| bc91378 | Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. | Woody Allen | ||
| 5f36648 | It is impossible to experience one's own death objectively and still carry a tune. | Woody Allen | ||
| 06477bc | Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it. | Woody Allen | ||
| f2aab73 | Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. | Woody Allen | ||
| 1790385 | Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. | Woody Allen | ||
| d647c94 | My brain: it's my second favorite organ. | Woody Allen | ||
| 3b230cb | I'm not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers. | Woody Allen | ||
| 408e08b | Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. | Woody Allen | ||
| f6bb4bc | Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. | Woody Allen | ||
| fcafe6e | What a wonderful thing, to be conscious! I wonder what the people in New Jersey do. | Woody Allen | ||
| e1d5dbf | If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. | Woody Allen | ||
| d74a4d5 | The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. | Woody Allen | ||
| cfadfa8 | It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. | Woody Allen | ||
| 71f7e48 | I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysentery. | Woody Allen | ||
| 30dd657 | I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics. | Woody Allen | ||
| b2f9c7f | Taste my tuna casserole -- tell me if I put in too much hot fudge. | Woody Allen | ||
| 7717549 | What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! | Woody Allen | ||
| 71be146 | I bought her this handkerchief... and I didn't even know her size. | Woody Allen | ||
| 1a0dd96 | I can't listen to that much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland. | Woody Allen | ||
| 3f7dcc8 | years of insanity have made this guy crazy! | Woody Allen | ||
| f50fe66 | Harry: Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning. | Woody Allen | ||
| 974899c | Harry: Tradition is the illusion of permanence. | Woody Allen | ||
| ed6c403 | Harry: All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. | Woody Allen | ||
| cc85c53 | A lot of things have happened in my private life recently that I thought we could review tonight. | Woody Allen |