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There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.
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friendship
inspirational
awesome
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J. K. Rowling |
e3ecab7
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"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else."
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funny
awesome
ascanio
threesome
kate-daniels
church
hilarious
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Ilona Andrews |
de62398
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Directly above them, framed in the doorway from the Brain Room, stood Albus Dumbledore, his wand aloft, his face white and furious. Harry felt a kind of electric charge surge through every particle of his body - they were saved.
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harry-potter
best-character-ever
best-quotes-ever
awesome
badass
j-k-rowling
dumbledore
saved
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J.K. Rowling |
bec0852
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Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb.
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harry-potter
uncle-vernon
awesome
j-k-rowling
dumbledore
power
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J.K. Rowling |