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87de68d There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. friendship inspirational awesome J. K. Rowling
e3ecab7 "Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else." ascanio awesome church funny hilarious kate-daniels threesome Ilona Andrews
de62398 Directly above them, framed in the doorway from the Brain Room, stood Albus Dumbledore, his wand aloft, his face white and furious. Harry felt a kind of electric charge surge through every particle of his body - they were saved. awesome badass best-character-ever best-quotes-ever dumbledore harry-potter j-k-rowling saved J.K. Rowling
bec0852 Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb. awesome dumbledore harry-potter j-k-rowling power uncle-vernon J.K. Rowling