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Why are there so many Smith's in the phone book? A: They all have phones!
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Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
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How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
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there?
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Carrie!
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Q: Where do Russian cows come from? A: Moscow!
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Carrie
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Does your brother keep himself clean? Yes! He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
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Q: What is the opposite of a cold front? A:
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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circuit!
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A: A cheetah! ***
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Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match!
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What looks just like half a loaf of bread? A: It's other half.
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Santa Claws!
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the chicken cross
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Nadia head while the music plays!
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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music!
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Bing! Bing who? Bing down the house! Knock knock! Who's there? Zany! Zany
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Yo mama is so poor... she can't afford to pay attention!
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Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny!
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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops!
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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain? A: An umbrellaphant!
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What dance do you do when summer is over? A: Tango (tan go)!
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Why do elephants live in the jungle? A: Because they don't have to pay rent!
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Yo mama is so poor... a tornado hit her house and did a home improvement!
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Q: What are pigs warned to look out for in New York? A: Pig pockets!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with Santa? A: Santa Claws!
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Q: When is a strange dog most likely to walk into your house? A: When the door is wide open!
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Q: Which dog can tell time? A: A watchdog!
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dinosaurs.
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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to space? A: He wanted to find Pluto!
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Q: What is an animal's favorite day? A: St. Petrick's Day!
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Q: Why are rivers lazy? A: They are always on their bed!
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Knock knock! Who's there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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Knock knock! Who's there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!
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it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately! Q:
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