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Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing! Q: How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye!
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Toucan open up this door! Knock knock! Who's
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Yo mama is so fat... she sank the Titanic!
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Yo mama is so old... she farts dust!
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Where can you ALWAYS find money? A: In the dictionary!
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What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope!
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What do you always get on your birthday? A: Another year older!
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What did one candle say to the other? A: Don't birthdays just burn you up?
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? A: To get to the Milky Way! Q: What do you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night? A: Bronto-snore-us!
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What's the best day to eat bacon? A: Fry-day!
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What kind of hot drink do aliens drink? A: Gravi-tea!
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? A: Chips!
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Why does everyone love cats? A: They are the most purr-fect pets!
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Alice N. who?
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What do cars do at a party?
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What kind of driver will never get a license?
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Bosnia!
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Alice N. to you if you will listen to me! Knock knock! Who's there? Olive! Olive who? Open up! Olive here too! Knock knock!
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Who's there?
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Q: What do you call a pig that
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yule! Yule who? Yule never guess!
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All rights reserved. Copyright (c) 2014.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Olive! Olive who? Open up! Olive here too!
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Q: What letter should you try to avoid? A: The letter A because it makes men mean!
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Knock knock! Who's there? Juno! Juno who? Juno how long I've been knocking on this door? Knock knock! Who's there? Icy! Icy who? Icy you! Let me in!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
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Knock knock! Who's there? Amana! Amana who? Leave me alone. Amana bad mood!
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Why did the girl keep running around her bed? A: She was trying to catch up on her sleep!
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What did the monkey learn in school? A: The apey-cees!
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this door last time? Knock knock! Who's there? Toucan!
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Bull who? Bull the door closed when you come in!
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Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing!
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Knock knock!
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Yo mama is so fat... that when she wanted a waterbed, they had to put a cover over the Pacific Ocean.
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Yo mama is so hairy... she has tiny afros on her nipples!
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Yo mama is so hairy... you need a lawnmower to shave her back!
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Stegosaur
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Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
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Yo mama is so stupid... she sold her car for gas money.
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An unidentified flying omelet!
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