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811a098 Yo mama is so old... she knew the Great Wall of China when it was only good! Johnny B. Laughing
de622c8 Yo mama is so old... she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama is so old... her first pet was a T-Rex! Yo mama is so old... she took her driving test on a dinosaur! Yo mama is so old... her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama is so old... she dated George Washington! Yo mama is so old... she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so old... that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics! Yo mama is so old... her birth certific.. Johnny B. Laughing
e18c662 Yo mama is so old... she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama is so old... her first pet was a T-Rex! Yo mama is so old... she took her driving test on a dinosaur! Yo mama is so old... her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama is so old... she dated George Washington! Yo mama is so old... she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so old... that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics! Yo mama is so old... her birth certific.. Johnny B. Laughing
82069e9 Yo mama is so stupid... she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team! Yo mama is so stupid... she tripped over a wireless phone! Yo mama is so stupid... she failed a survey! Yo mama is so stupid... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama is so stupid... when they said that it is chilly outside, she went outside with a bowl and a spoon. Yo mama is so stupid... she tried to drown a fish! Yo mama is so stupid... she.. Johnny B. Laughing
43a19c1 Q: Why did the farmer feed the cow money? A: He wanted to have rich milk! Johnny B. Laughing
7efce12 Yo mama is so fat... when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was planet Earth. Johnny B. Laughing
63d70b5 Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amos-quito is on your arm! Johnny B. Laughing
d1affee Knock knock! Who's there? Abby! Abby who? Abby C D E F G! Knock knock! Johnny B. Laughing
c02d9e5 the top! Knock knock! Who's there? Abby! Abby who? Abby C D E F G! Johnny B. Laughing
ec452ab Who's there? Betty! Betty who? Betty can't guess who I am! Knock knock! Who's there? Zena! Zena who? I Zena stealing my bike yesterday! Knock knock! Who's there? Barbie! Barbie who? Barbie Q! Johnny B. Laughing
5bd1e91 What dog can tell time? A: A watch dog! Johnny B. Laughing
0a3d2f8 Yo mama is so poor... she put a Happy Meal on layaway! Yo mama is so poor... burglars break into her house and leave money! Yo mama is so poor... her TV has two channels: ON and OFF! Yo mama is so poor... her face is on a foodstamp! Yo mama is so poor... when it rains she says, "Shower time!" Yo mama is so poor... thieves rob her house for practice! Yo mama is so poor... she hangs toilet paper out to dry! Yo mama is so poor... she waves aro.. Johnny B. Laughing
6a2cb1e Yo mama is so ugly... they had to feed her with a Frisbee! Yo mama is so ugly... when she watches TV the channels change themselves! Yo mama is so ugly... she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yo mama is so ugly... they passed a law saying she could only do online shopping! Yo mama is so ugly... she looked in the mirror and her reflection committed suicide! Yo mama is so ugly... even homeless people won't take her mo.. Johnny B. Laughing
c2b6af3 Yo mama is so lazy... she undercooks Ramen noodles! Yo mama is so lazy... she don't have dining table because she is always in bed! Yo mama is so lazy... she stuck her head out the window to let the wind blow her nose! Yo mama is so lazy... she was late to her "stay at home" job! Yo mama is so lazy... she thinks a two-income family is where the man has two jobs. Yo mama is so lazy... she arrived late at her own funeral. Yo mama is so lazy.... Johnny B. Laughing
609f2ab Yo mama is twice the man you are! Johnny B. Laughing
2235471 Yo mama is so fat... she jumped in the air and got stuck. Johnny B. Laughing
5b3bd28 Yo mama is so fat... she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad! Johnny B. Laughing
e4f0d7f Yo mama is so fat... she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Johnny B. Laughing
8ed11e9 Knock knock! Who's there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for too long! Knock knock! Who's there? Summer! Johnny B. Laughing
f91c72a Q: What is the opposite of a cold front? A: A warm back! Johnny B. Laughing
2115d06 Knock knock! Who's there? Betty! Betty who? Betty can't guess who I am! Johnny B. Laughing
b4eabbc Q: What kind of hot drink do aliens drink? A: Gravi-tea! Johnny B. Laughing
b95c1da Q: What do you call an egg from outer space? A: An unidentified flying omelet! Johnny B. Laughing
21ce62a What kind of washing detergent does the ocean use? A: Tide! Johnny B. Laughing
0fdf5e2 Funny Jokes for Kids Johnny B. Johnny B. Laughing
da06a73 Yo mama is so poor... birds throw bread at her! Johnny B. Laughing
99b2159 Knock knock! Who's there? Yule! Johnny B. Laughing
954d07c Yo mama's teeth are so yellow... that when she smiles traffic slows down. Johnny B. Laughing
7fe3fad Knock knock! Who's there? Alma! Johnny B. Laughing
3e6e5eb Q: What does a vampire take for a cold? A: Coffin syrup! Johnny B. Laughing
140cea9 Yo mama's teeth are so yellow... I can't believe it's not butter. Johnny B. Laughing
86c1702 Yo mama is so fat... she ate an entire pizza..... Hut! Johnny B. Laughing
2f1309d Yo mama is so fat... when she plays hopscotch, she goes North America, South America, Europe, Asia. Johnny B. Laughing
eaf24ce Allison to the radio every morning! Johnny B. Laughing
ffa50a7 Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? A: No one! Johnny B. Laughing
161952a A: Take his shovel away! Johnny B. Laughing
2b9a9ff Yo mama is so fat... when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck! Johnny B. Laughing
3bbfc9a Yo mama is so fat... she put on her lipstick with a paint roller. Johnny B. Laughing
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