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800beba Yo mama is so hairy... Harry Potter got jealous. Johnny B. Laughing
767c98d Yo mama is so hairy... you almost died of rug burn at birth! Johnny B. Laughing
959921a Yo mama is so hairy... she looks like Donkey Kong! Johnny B. Laughing
cd16c16 Yo mama is so hairy... the only language she speaks is Wookie! Johnny B. Laughing
0474655 Yo mama is so lazy... she undercooks Ramen noodles! Johnny B. Laughing
2833dee Yo mama is so old... she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Johnny B. Laughing
3c6e948 Yo mama is so old... that when she was in school there was no history class. Johnny B. Laughing
7269fbd Yo mama is so old... I told her to act her own age, and she died. Johnny B. Laughing
17bd037 Yo mama is so old... she knew Mr. Clean when he had a head full of hair! Johnny B. Laughing
65b0468 Yo mama is so fat... when she took her shirt off at the strip club, everyone thought she was Jabber the Hut from Star Wars. Johnny B. Laughing
49ca23c Yo mama is so fat... all she wanted for Christmas was to see her feet! Johnny B. Laughing
490113d Yo mama is so old... she knew the Dead Sea when it started getting sick! Johnny B. Laughing
5f99f5e Yo mama is so fat... she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. Johnny B. Laughing
6f7fda6 Yo mama is so stupid... she stole free bread. Johnny B. Laughing
0f6debf Yo mama is so fat... she supplies 99% of the world's gas. Johnny B. Laughing
70977e1 Yo mama is so poor... when I ring the doorbell she says, DING! Johnny B. Laughing
80d32ff Yo mama is so fat... when God said, "Let there be light," he had to ask her to move out of the way." Johnny B. Laughing
ea9a71d Yo mama is so ugly... she scared the crap out of a toilet! Johnny B. Laughing
1809e53 Yo mama is so ugly... she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out! Johnny B. Laughing
72527df Yo mama is so ugly... people put pictures of her on their car to prevent theft! Johnny B. Laughing
a14acff Yo mama is so ugly... her mother had to be drunk to breast feed her! Johnny B. Laughing
4107eeb Yo mama is so ugly... instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. Johnny B. Laughing
2b216f3 Yo mama is so ugly... when they took her to the beautician it took 24 hours for a quote! Johnny B. Laughing
da63bc6 Yo mama is so ugly... they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Johnny B. Laughing
2f3b7b4 Q: Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house? A: All of them because houses don't jump! Johnny B. Laughing
fdb4792 Where do snowmen check their email? A: On the winternet! Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren! Q: What is an earthquake's favorite song? A: Shake, rattle, and roll! Q: What is it called when it is raining pennies? A: Change in the weather! Johnny B. Laughing
eb43053 How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye! Q: What did the ground say after the earthquake? A: You really crack me up! Johnny B. Laughing
5cbb1a8 What did the leaf say to the snow? A: Leaf me alone! Johnny B. Laughing
916cf82 What do cows make during earthquakes? A: Milkshakes! Johnny B. Laughing
3a21015 What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sundays! Johnny B. Laughing
de8f388 How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? A: You get a buzzy signal! Johnny B. Laughing
c842024 What kind of phone makes music? A: Saxophone! Johnny B. Laughing
ed80baa How can you tell that you are getting old? A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you! Johnny B. Laughing
c8d3208 What did the drink machine say when a quarter got stuck? A: Money is tight these days! Johnny B. Laughing
247da85 What animal always has money? A: Dogs. Because they always pick up cents (scents)! Johnny B. Laughing
8f822d7 Why was the bank so noisy? A: Because money talks! Johnny B. Laughing
8c2c3d7 How can you get rich by eating? A: Eat lots of fortune cookies! Johnny B. Laughing
c9c1299 What do you call an egg from outer space? A: An unidentified flying omelet! Johnny B. Laughing
9db903a What kind of apple isn't an apple? A: A pineapple! Johnny B. Laughing
1580b6b What is a ghost's favorite fruit? A: Boonana! Johnny B. Laughing
8706d1c How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn? A: Where's pop corn? Johnny B. Laughing
674cd53 Games and Puzzles Can you find these images? Johnny B. Laughing
0378dc6 Can you find your way through the maze? Johnny B. Laughing
a030e3c Yo mama is so fat... she walked in front of the TV and I missed four shows. Johnny B. Laughing
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