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Yo mama is so fat... whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Yo mama is so stupid... she can't pass a blood test.
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Yo mama is so fat... it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo mama is so stupid... she thought the Harlem Shake was a drink!
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Yo mama is so fat... her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight!
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Tullos all your secrets!
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Q: What happened to the frog's car when it broke
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What bus crossed the ocean? A: Columbus!
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Yo mama is so stupid... she bought a ticket to Xbox Live!
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Yo mama is so fat... she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says, "Okay!"
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Yo mama is so fat... the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale!
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Yo mama is so stupid... she called me to ask me for my phone number!
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Yo mama is so stupid... she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo mama is so fat... she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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Yo mama is so stupid... I said that drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder!
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Yo mama is so skinny... she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
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Yo mama is so stupid... she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so old... her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so old... she used to babysit Adam and Eve!
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Yo mama is so poor... burglars break into her house and leave money!
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so old... her memory is in black and white!
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so old... she helped serve the Last Supper!
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Yo mama is so stupid... she tried to climb Mountain Dew!
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Yo mama is so ugly... I told her to take out the trash and we never saw her again!
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Yo mama is so poor... she hangs toilet paper out to dry!
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Yo mama is so poor... she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, what are ya doing? She said, "Buying luggage."
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Yo mama is so ugly... she made an onion cry.
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Yo mama is so ugly... when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Yo mama is so stupid... she tried to drown a fish!
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Yo mama is so stupid... she tried to throw a bird off a cliff!
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so stupid... she threw a clock out the window to see time fly!
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Yo mama is so stupid... she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so stupid... she sits on the floor and watches the couch.
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so stupid... she stayed up all night trying to catch up on her sleep!
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so ugly... they passed a law saying she could only do online shopping!
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so ugly... she looked out the window and got arrested!
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so ugly... for Halloween she trick-or-treats on the phone!
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so ugly... she is the reason that Sonic the Hedgehog runs!
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so poor... when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said, "Ok, choose a corner."
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so poor... the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a rich man farted!
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so ugly... when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so ugly... that she scares blind people!
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Johnny B. Laughing |
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Yo mama is so ugly... she got beat up by her imaginary friends!
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Yo mama is so ugly... the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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