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Q: What is the quickest way to double your money? A: Fold it in half!
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Yo mama is so ugly... she turned Medusa to stone!
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus practice? A: He wanted to sing higher!
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Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? A: Time to get a new car!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A: A honey bunny!
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Why should you never trust a person still in bed? A: Because they are lying!
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she used to babysit Adam and Eve! Yo
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Knock knock! Who's there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!
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Knock knock! Who's there? Shelby! Shelby who? Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A: Mice cream and cake! Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? A:
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What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope! Q:
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What kind of phone makes music? A: Saxophone! Q:
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Q: Where can you ALWAYS find money? A: In the dictionary!
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Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon? A: To get to the Milky Way!
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Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren! Q: What is an earthquake's favorite song? A: Shake, rattle, and roll!
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Knock knock! Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amos-quito is on your arm!
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Knock knock! Who's there? Icy! Icy who? Icy you! Let me in!
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Knock knock! Who's there? Stan! Stan who? Don't make me Stan outside all day!
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A big group of dinosaurs!
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Why did the dinosaurs eat raw meat? A: They didn't know how to cook!
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Why did the boy put candles in the toilet? A: He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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Q: Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? A: I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
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Yo mama is so fat... when she wears a red dress all the kids scream look it's the Kool-Aid man.
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Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn?
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Q: Why does everyone love cats? A: They're purr-fect!
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aroid!
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Knock knock! Who's there? Barbie! Barbie who? Barbie Q!
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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch! Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
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Yo mama is so fat... when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please"."
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Toby or not to be? That is the question.
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Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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Why wouldn't the dinosaur cross the road? A: They weren't invented yet!
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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
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Yo mama is so fat... she's got her own area code!
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Yo mama is so fat... when she steps on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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Yo mama is so fat... when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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Q: What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope!
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Q: How can you get rich by eating? A: Eat lots of fortune cookies!
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fiction.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!
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Yo mama is so fat... she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed!
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Yo mama is so stupid... she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg's new song!
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