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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 6ba0e95 | And the nice thing about a stake through the heart was that it also worked on non-vampires. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| dad0ebe | It was long after midnight and the stars looked damp and chilly; the air was full of the busy silence of the night, which is created by hundreds of small furry things treading very carefully in the hope of finding dinner while avoiding being the main course. | humour | Terry Pratchett | |
| 7db887c | She never sent the castle to sleep", said Granny, "that's just an old wife's tale. She just stirred up time a little. It's not as hard as people think, everyone does it all the time. It's like rubber, is time, you can stretch it to suit yourself." Magrat was about to say: That's not right, time is time, every second lasts a second, that's its job. The she recalled weeks that had flown past and afternoons that had lasted forever. Some minute.. | rubber stretch-time time | Terry Pratchett | |
| 2856a1a | Education had been easy. Learning things had been harder. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 47164c3 | Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 24d2f93 | The Universe is a lot more complicated than it looks from the outside. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 97d7969 | A metaphor is a kind o' lie to help people understand what's true. | truth | Terry Pratchett | |
| f535f95 | Sergeant Colon owed thirty years of happy marriage to the fact that Mrs. Colon worked all day and Sargent Colon worked all night. They communicated by means of notes. They had three grown-up children, all born, Vimes had assumed, as a result of extremely persuasive handwriting. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 28e0dc5 | A dwarf who can't get the hang of metal? That must be pretty unique." "Pretty rare, sir. But I was quite good at alchemy.." "Guild member?" "Not any more, sir." "Oh? How did you leave the guild?" "Through the roof, sir. But I'm pretty certain I know what I did wrong." | humourous | Terry Pratchett | |
| 58188f0 | Haven't you got any romance in your soul?' said Magrat plaintively. 'No,' said Granny. 'I ain't. And stars don't care what you wish, and magic don't make things better, and no one doesn't get burned who sticks their hand in a fire. If you want to amount to anything as a witch, Magrat Garlick, you got to learn three things. What's real, what's not real, and what's the difference. | magic magrat romance star wish | Terry Pratchett | |
| b391588 | Most of the gods throw dice but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along. Fate wins. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 8855162 | IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO MANY HUMANS SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF WARS THAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 5666eb7 | Corporal Nobbs," he rasped, "why are you kicking people when they're down?" "Safest way, sir," said Nobby. Nobby had long ago been told about fighting fair and not striking a fallen opponent, and had then given some creative thought to how these rules applied to someone four feet tall with the muscle tone of an elastic band." | Terry Pratchett | ||
| eb74be8 | He'd wanted changes. It was just that he'd wanted things to stay the same, as well. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| c158806 | Goats did have names for themselves, she well knew: there was 'goat who is my kid,' 'goat who is my mother,' 'goat who is herd leader,' and half a dozen other names not least of which was 'goat who is this goat. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 90a98d8 | The end of times?" said Nanny. "Look, Tiff, Esme tol' me to say, if you want to see Esmerelda Weatherwax, then just you look around. She is here. Us witches don't mourn for very long. We are satisfied with happy memories - they're there to be cherished." | discworld granny-weatherwax grief | Terry Pratchett | |
| ca5e751 | There was never anything to be gained from observing what humans said to one another--language was just there to hide their thoughts. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| dea195e | Yes, sir, but the Librarian likes bananas, sir." "Very nourishin' fruit, Mr Stibbons." "Yes, sir. Although, funnily enough it's not actually a fruit, sir." "Really?" "Yes, sir. Botanically, it's a type of fish, sir. According to my theory it's cladistically associated with the Krullian pipefish, sir, which of course is also yellow and goes around in bunches or shoals." "And lives in trees?" "Well, not usually, sir. The banana is obviously e.. | evolution fish | Terry Pratchett | |
| 1b96715 | And if you did it for a good reason, you'd do it for a bad one. You couldn't say "we're the good guys" and do bad-guy things." -- | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 10622bc | He said to people: you're free. And they said hooray, and then he showed them what freedom costs and they called him a tyrant and, as soon as he'd been betrayed, they milled around a bit like barn-bred chickens who've seen the big world outside for the first time, and then they went back into the warm and shut the door... | life tyranny | Terry Pratchett | |
| 902e029 | SOONER OR LATER ALL MEN MUST DIE. EVERYTHING DIES IN THE END. I CAN BE ROBBED BUT NEVER DENIED, I TOLD MYSELF. WHY WORRY? "I too cannot be cheated," snapped Fate." | Terry Pratchett | ||
| c9a883e | I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust people who pick up the ball all the time when they play football. | amusing soccer | Terry Pratchett | |
| 66e5c18 | I don't reckon it's allowed, going round setting fire to people," said Adam. "Otherwise people'd be doin' it all the time." "It's all right if you're religious," said Brian reassuringly. "And it stops the witches from goin' to Hell, so I expect they'd be quite grateful if they understood it properly." | heaven hell humour witches | Terry Pratchett | |
| a26b474 | The demon coughed nervously. Demons do not breathe; however, every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life. And this was one of them as far as the demon was concerned. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 73a46a7 | WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED? | chocolate-box death | Terry Pratchett | |
| a0df89c | Mr Tulip raised a trembling hand. 'Is this the bit where my whole life passes in front of my eyes?' he said. NO, THAT WAS THE BIT JUST NOW. 'Which bit?' THE BIT, said Death, BETWEEN YOUR BEING BORN AND YOUR DYING. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| a3d88e7 | In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 91cdf82 | You couldn't set out to be a good witch or a bad witch. It never worked for long. All you could try to be was a witch, as hard as you could. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| b1b0940 | People said that there was one law for the rich and one law for the poor, but it wasn't true. There was no law for those who made the law, and no law for the incorrigibly lawless. | law terry-pratchett | Terry Pratchett | |
| 6d8f85d | How do they rise up? | Terry Pratchett | ||
| c7340ff | The past needs to be remembered. If you do not know where you come from, then you don't know where you are, and if you don't know where you are, then you don't know where you're going. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| dfa0eb0 | I'm sure you won't dream of trying to escape from your obligations by fleeing the city...' 'I assure you the thought never even crossed my mind, lord.' 'Indeed? Then if I were you I'd sue my face for slander. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 60dc420 | You can't inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| 88bab7a | That's the trouble about the good guys and the bad guys! They're all guys! | tonker | Terry Pratchett | |
| 64b25d8 | Bad spelling can be lethal. | Terry Pratchett | ||
| a6384a0 | Sometimes it's like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone's going to get stung and you don't care. | pratchett vimes | Terry Pratchett | |
| 256ef30 | The roses started him thinking, how the oddity of them was beautiful and how that oddity was contrived to give them value. "It just struck me - clear and complete all at once - no long figuring about it." He realized that children could be designed. "And I thought to myself, now that would a rose garden worthy of a man's interest." We children would smile and hug him and he would grin around at us and send the twins for a pot of cocoa from .. | design roses | Katherine Dunn | |
| a905f81 | Only - only that, if you believe the tales, it's in the nature of our people to go to war and to kill, just as it is to sing and play and tell stories. Perhaps they are two halves of the same whole. | Juliet Marillier | ||
| 662e323 | With courage and hope, we can conquer our fears and do what we once believed impossible. | conquer courage fears hope impossible inspirational | Juliet Marillier | |
| 1c887e4 | It is not true that "love is not love which alters when it alteration finds." Love alters all the time; it is fluid, in perceptual flux, an evolving business across a lifetime." | parenthood | Andrew Solomon | |
| 0493256 | sometimes good people [are] helpless... terrible things happen... to good people... there [are] sad endings as well as happy ones. | Mercedes Lackey | ||
| aba25e3 | It seems like we're going to collide, and we laugh, and laugh, and nothing can ever be sad, no one can be lost, or dead, or far away: right now we are here, and nothing can mar our perfection, or steal the joy of this perfect moment. | Audrey Niffenegger | ||
| c9570ca | and I suddenly feel that Henry is there, incredible need for Henry to be there and to put his hand on me even while it seems to me that Henry is the rain and I am alone and wanting him - Clare | Audrey Niffenegger | ||
| 8fd9665 | She looks up at me, still rocking. "Henry . . . why did me decide to do this again?" "Supposedly when it's over they hand you a baby and let you keep it." "Oh yeah." --Wednesday, September 5, 2001" | Audrey Niffenegger |