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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 39d675a | He grinned, but a bead of sweat ran down his temple. "Then with your permission." | harryakathehunk | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| bd74fc3 | Have you asked the question yet? I'm rather good at it, if I do say to myself. I got three different ladies to agree to marry me while you were gone. Did you know? Some didn't actually make it to the alter, but that's another problem altogether. Perhaps you'd like some pointers on- | Elizabeth Hoyt | ||
| aa18383 | She swallowed and looked down at the artichoke petals piled neatly on the side of her plate. Her center certainly felt like it was melting, growing soft and wet just from the rasp of Mr. O'Connor's voice. Why should a man already devilishly handsome also have a voice that could charm birds from the sky? It simply wasn't fair. | scandalous-desires silence | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| 458ca3e | Ye know as well as I that I lost whatever heart I once had long ago," Mick replied without emotion, a simple statement of fact. "If the babe lives, or if she dies, it makes no difference to me. I'll still eat sweetmeats on the morrow and taste the sugar on me tongue, still f*ck women and feel the pleasure in me bollocks. And, Charlie--mark me well, now--I'll still kill ye and laugh in yer ugly face as I do it." | mickey scandalous-desires | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| b5b53b3 | For a moment she lay still in the big bed, blinking sleepily, loath to move. And then she realized that the angel's song hadn't stopped on her waking. Silence sat up. The tantalizingly beautiful voice was coming from the half-open door to Mickey O'Connor's room. | scandalous-desires silence | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| edf1efb | Sir?" "Yes" "Where do you go at night?" Winter paused and glanced over his shoulder. Joseph was watching him with perceptive eyes for one so young. In that instant, Winter grew tired of lies. "I right wrongs." He expect more questions--Joseph was usually full of them and his answer was too obscure--but the boy merely nodded. "Will you teach me how sometime?" Winter's eyes widened. Teach him to...? His mind instantly balked at the thought o.. | Elizabeth Hoyt | ||
| 66c76c9 | He grinned, looking not a little wicked. "Have you looked at my books? Glanced at my titles? Fondled my spines?" | Elizabeth Hoyt | ||
| 487ef2a | You're after my sister's money." "You see no other reason for me to seek the company of Lady Georgina?" "I--" "I wonder if you realize how close you are to insulting lady," Harry said." | Elizabeth Hoyt | ||
| fce7b3a | I love you, Godric St. John, and now I'm breaking my word. I will not leave you. You may either come with me to Laurelwood or I'll stay here with you in your musty old house in London and drive you mad with all my talking and relatives and... and exotic sexual positions until you break down and love me back, for I'm warning you that I'm not giving up until you love me and we're a happy family with dozens of children. | love megs | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| 0b76cac | Now, then, young lady. Which of these gentlemen will you marry?" "This one." She squeezed [his] arm. The vicar inspected [him] and sniffed. "Doesnt look that much different from the other one." "Nevertheless"- she fought to remain sober-faced- "this is the man I want." | Elizabeth Hoyt | ||
| 606ec78 | You've used me to punish yourself, haven't you?" He watched dawning realization spread over her face, a confirmation more positive than anything she could ever say, and that arrow twisted deep in his chest. Yet still he had to ask the last question. "Am I anything to you but a punishment?" | lazarussgextraordinaire wicked-intensions | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| 99fa064 | It took a moment to recognize Timothy... her first love. There had been a time when the mere sight of his handsome face had made her catch her breath. It had taken her years to recover from losing Timothy. Now the pain of his loss was muted and somehow apart from her, as if a broken engagement had happened to some other young, naive girl. She looked at him, and all she could think was, Thank Goodness. Thank goodness she's escaped marrying h.. | getting-over-lost-love | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| 0d49fc3 | She caught his wrist, stilling the hand on her thigh. Her eyes were a little desperate. "What do you mean to do?" "I'd like to show you my way of making love," he said gently." | elizabeth-hoyt ice-princess issac | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| c59efcc | Mickey cursed under his breath, letting his head fall back against the wall. His c*ck still beat angrily against his clothing. Once he would've simply sent for a whore. Now that thought was oddly unsatisfying. He could have a willing woman, a woman who would do anything he might request of her, even the most exotic acts of sex, but instead his flesh wanted just one woman. A woman who was as fierce in her maternal love as he had been as a bo.. | mickey scandalous-desires | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| e3db4ef | She heard him close the door. "I was going to impress you with my romantic eloquence, of course. I'd thought to wax philosophical about the beauty of your brow." Lucy blinked. "My brow?" "Mmm. Have I told you that your brow intimidates me?" She felt his warmth at her back as he moved behind her, but he didn't touch her. "It's so smooth and white and broad, and ends with your straight, knowing eyebrows, like a statue of Athena pronouncing ju.. | lucy simondababe the-serpent-prince | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| 7078b2f | Take it," he growled. "Let me give you this at least." | griffinlordsexy notorious-pleasures | Elizabeth Hoyt | |
| 2860cfe | Alive," Kimi interrupted. "I get you out of typhoon alive and you just yell and say bad things. I quit. You get new navigator. Roberto say you mean, nasty, Chevy-driving, milk-drinking, American dog f*cker." I don't drink milk," Tuck said. Ha! Won that round." | island-of-the-sequined-love-nun | Christopher Moore | |
| 99ae9a7 | Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)" I thinks she's going to break my heart" On arrival of the girl" The flannel is fine honey,but I have'nt seen anyone that over accesorized since batman!" | funny-and-random humor | Christopher Moore | |
| c0a3043 | Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when Jody sat down across from him and the tsunami of hormones washed over him, he was quite shocked that he had ever forgotten. | jody tommy | Christopher Moore | |
| 2b9b707 | You are my desire. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 4718157 | You can only eat so much white cake. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 7c1ded0 | People thought I was one of those people who beats their kid in department stores." "Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates." | Christopher Moore | ||
| 9ca80d6 | Crimson, made from the blood of Romanian virgins." "Really?" said Henri. his head was spinning and he had to lean on his cane to steady himself. "No, not really. But it is Romanian. Made from beetles handpicked from the roots of weeds near Bucharest. but they are ugly beetles. They might be virgins. I wouldn't fuck them. You want some?" -- | Christopher Moore | ||
| 48b3821 | I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another. | reproduction sex venice | Christopher Moore | |
| 6918d93 | in the blink of an eye my beauty becomes but a feast for worms, and I, a forgotten sigh in a sea of nothingness. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 46df9de | it wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in exasperation, the clock declaring "whatever! I'm outta here." | Christopher Moore | ||
| 89f7e91 | You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it. | belief | Christopher Moore | |
| 4323b17 | Foo shuddered. It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a severed limb. It was embarrassing. How could hormones and hydrostatic pressure make you feel like this? Love was very unscientific. | Christopher Moore | ||
| ca35df2 | So, have you seen Flood?" she asked. "Cop?" She added "cop" with a high pop on the p, like it was a punctuation mark, not a profession" | you-suck | Christopher Moore | |
| ac3a6a2 | Jody noticed that the kid was focused on the breasts, which were defying gravity, and apparently death itself, by standing there at complete attention | you-suck | Christopher Moore | |
| 184786e | He slowed to a walk. As he approached her he was surprised at just how pretty she was. She looked a little like Maureen O'Hara in those old pirate movies. His writer's mind kicked in and he thought, This woman could break my heart. I could crash and burn on this woman. I could lose this woman, drink heavily, write profound poems, and die in the gutter of turberculosis over this woman. This was not an unusual reaction for Tommy. He had it of.. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 857ce9b | Do not bonk the Juliette | Christopher Moore | ||
| c23f801 | Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 116eeb6 | evil is our trade, but not so deep a darkness as politics. | Christopher Moore | ||
| cd6ea4b | Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really. ("Would you like fries with that?" "Shut up and stop killing whales!" "Thank you. Drive through, please.")" | fluke | Christopher Moore | |
| f982162 | Green eggs, or not green eggs? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to eat them in a box, with a fox-- | Christopher Moore | ||
| 2500c63 | Fine, fuck it," Clay said, tossing the plate into the yard. The chicken parts bounced nicely, breading themselves with a light coating of sand, ants, and dried grass. "When did chicken become like plutonium anyway, for Christ's sake? You can't let it touch you or it's certain fucking death. And eggs and hamburgers kill you unless you cook them to the consistency of limestone! And if you turn on your fucking cell phone, the plane is going to.. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 9310573 | Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don't look so goddamn smug. --GERARD RYDER | Christopher Moore | ||
| cab93b1 | Rachel could not believe what she was hearing. Accepting that her magic worked was a huge step, yet she was speaking to the evidence. But to be offered the power to rule the world? She wasn't sure her career in exercise instruction had prepared her for this. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 84251f3 | He didn't understand religion. It was like heroin or golf: He knew a lot of people did it, but he didn't understand why. | Christopher Moore | ||
| a9126d6 | Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 6cba72d | It's easier to keep a secret if people think you're crazy | Christopher Moore | ||
| 72105be | If you're going to learn, you need to forget what you know. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 0cad3cc | I'm painting moments. Unrepeatable, singular moments of light. | Christopher Moore |