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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| dff48a9 | Echo Lawrence(Party Crasher): If you were going to carve a quote on his grave, his favourite saying was 'The future you have tomorrow won't be the same future you had yesterday.' Shot Dunyun(Party Crasher): That's bullshit. Rant's favourite saying was 'Some people are just born human. The rest of us, we take a lifetime to get there. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 1140663 | The reason boys desire so desperately to kiss girls is because, with each kiss, the activity makes the boy's wanger grow larger. The more girls a boy can kiss, the larger a wanger he'll eventually possess, and the boys boasting the largest are awarded the best-paying, highest-status jobs. Really, it's all very simple. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 941c0d1 | With all of the seats empty, you could pretend everyone's just gone to the bathroom. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| ff7c80a | There's the obituary to look for the next week, six column inches about nothing that really mattered | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| ae50d00 | Nobody lay awake at night wondering if the wheat they'd raised was truly happy and fulfilled being made into bread. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 5b04939 | Some want to die but are just looking for my permission. Some want to die and just need a little encouragement. A little push. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| f9ea5a5 | In the outside world, he said, people were visited in their houses by spirits they called television. Spirits spoke to people through what they called the radio. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| fc4df88 | Whatever happened in the world was a decree from God. A task to be completed. Any crying or joy just got in the way of being useful. Any emotion was decadent. Anticipation or regret was a silly extra. A luxury. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| f5ed746 | You're in Ireland the summer after you left college and you're drinking at a pub near the castle where every day bus loads of English and American tourists come to kiss the Blarney Stone. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 5a3a882 | So why do you want to die so bad? | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 27216ad | If you're listening to this, you know that I'm dead. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 1482b49 | Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 9fa6edf | Every phone call I get fills me with joy and terror since this could be the caseworker or the killer. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 21c5cad | Right now, me getting killed would be redundant. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 1ba8dcd | We were kept busy learning. We had a million facts to remember. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 11e9022 | It's a fate worse than death to spend eternity in harness, serving as Lilly Hellman's zombie, brought back to life at dinner parties. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 5d929e7 | Because nobody wants bad news. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| f3c9ab5 | People are looking for how to put everything together. They need a unified field theory that combines glamour and holiness, fashion and spirituality. People need to reconcile being good and being good- looking. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 0206195 | At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop. | halloween hilter kitten mustache nazi | Chuck Palahniuk | |
| 54dbcff | There's a terrible dark joy when the only person who knows all your secrets is finally dead. Your parents. Your doctor. Your therapist. Your caseworker. The sun's outside the bathroom window trying to show us we're all being stupid. All you have to do is look around. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| bfaa4ee | Where I'm at is a big Episcopal church in downtown Newark, New Jersey, sitting in the dark while I try to rescue the doomed bits and pieces of life, in the hope that a mere story can become Noah's Ark and deliver all the living things of the past to a bright and glorious immortality? | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 2122e36 | It's time to keep living. It's time to reenlist. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 1ac92c3 | Everyone else I could call is dead. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 83a5f0f | Imagine if Jesus chased you around, trying to catch you and save your soul. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| f86e371 | I liked it better when you couldn't be so sure. When terrifying rumors were distant enough to be a UFO at the bottom of Loch Ness. When the horribly compelling train-wreck tragedies of less fortunate people's lives were only as real as you let them be. Just a cover of a magazine, a black-and-white photo on some late-night commercial for a charity. Now confirmation is just a mouse click away. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| ec48a46 | You must be kidding." She says, "Having the power of life and death isn't enough. You must wonder what other poems are in that book." Hitting me as fast as a hiccup, me resting my weight on my good foot, just staring at her, I say no. She says, "Maybe you can live forever." And I say no. And she says, "Maybe you can make anyone love you." No. And she says, "Maybe you can turn straw into gold." And I say no and turn on my heel. "Maybe you co.. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 71d99f8 | If there was a Hell, my mom said you'd go there for wearing fur coats or buying a cream rinse tested on baby rabbits by escaped Nazi scientists in France. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 5abeca8 | l ystTy` lns 'n ytSwrw fDyl@ m fy shkhS akhr l ymknhm tSwrh fy 'nfshm. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 0db0314 | No matter luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you chooe, you'll never be totally happy. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| c9a7400 | Picture time travel as nothing more than knocking your half-read book to the floor and losing your place. You pick up the book and open the pages to a scene too early or late, but never exactly where you'd been reading. | political | Chuck Palahniuk | |
| 9c52bd1 | They'd told him he had talent. That word was heroin to the young. Talent | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 21aa9cd | She says, "I'll swear by the rose tattooed on my ass, that old man raped me." Here, the funeral parade stops. At this point, Comrade Snarky is a victim among victims. The rest of us -- just her supporting cast. Mrs. Clark, leading us, she looks back and says, "He what?" And from behind his camera, Agent Tattletale says, "Me, too. He raped me first." Saint Gut-Free says, "Well what the hell...He poked me, too." As if poor skinny Saint Gut-Fr.. | haunted rape victimization | Chuck Palahniuk | |
| e20cc4e | Getting fired," Tyler says, "is the best thing that could happen to any of us. That way, we'd quit treading water and do something with our lives." | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 3a2289b | It helps to know you're not any more responsible for how you look than a car is. You're a product just as much. A product of a product of a product. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 0c741fe | If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. His words, in His Bible. The Book of Genesis, chapter eleven So our God, our all -powerful God got so scared He scattered the human race across the face of the earth, and shattered their language to heep His children apart. An almighty God this insecure? Who pits his children against each other, to keep them weak.. | religion | Chuck Palahniuk | |
| 4f050d8 | Without just one nest | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 7ea8fd2 | There are a lot of good reasons to live, I tell her, and hope she won't ask for a list. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| e011d32 | The Prayer for a Parking Space Oh, divine and merciful God, History is without equal for how much I will adore You, when You give me today, a place to park. For You are the provider. And You are the source. From You all good is delivered. Within You all is found. In Your care will I find respite. With Your guidance, will I find peace. To stop, to rest, to idle, to park. These are Yours to give me. This is what I ask. Amen. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 3d8d267 | the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 4be4a96 | My secret wish is right now to be romancing this dead girl. A dead girl. Any dead girl. I'm not what you'd call choosy. | dead girl romancing survivor wish | Chuck Palahniuk | |
| 03b1f10 | Every stupid thing in the world, decaffeinated coffee, alcohol free beer, makes perfect sense, not because you're any smarter, but because the smart part of your brain's on vacation. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 1c272ba | In the big factory of perfecting human souls, the Earth was a kind of tumbler. The same as the kind people use to polish rocks. All souls come here to rub the sharp edges off each other. All of us, we're meant to be worn smooth by conflict and pain of every kind. To be polished. There was nothing bad about this. This wasn't suffering, it was erosion.It was just another, a basic, an important step in the refining process. | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| eb39ff0 | His Highness looks at Denny and says, "Those glasses you're wearing, do you need them?" "Only to see with," Denny says." -- | Chuck Palahniuk | ||
| 04c5516 | The people who really, actually loved us, they'd beg us to go. To fulfill our dreams. Practice our craft. And they would love us when we all came back. | Chuck Palahniuk |