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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 918f371 | I'm thinking about getting a computer so I can have cybersex," Grandma said. "Anybody know how that works?" "You go into a chat room," Valerie said. "And you meet someone. And then you type dirty suggestions to each other." "That sounds like fun," Grandma said. "How does the sex part happen?" "You sort of have to do the sex part yourself." "I knew it was too good to be true," Grandma said. "There's always a catch to everything." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 65a67d7 | I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time." - Stephanie "I'm multi-lingual," Rancher said. I followed him to the door, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language." | humor | Janet Evanovich | |
| 60450d4 | Omigod," Valerie said. "Unh!" And her water broke. It was an explosion of water. A tidal wave. We're talking Hoover Dam quantity water. Water everywhere . . . but mostly on Cal. Cal had been standing at the bottom of the gurney. Cal was totally slimed from the top of his head to his knees. It dripped off the end of his nose and ran in rivulets down his bald head. Valerie drew her legs up, the sheet fell away, and Cal gaped at the sight in f.. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| f21a7e9 | As much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie. | erection humor identify janet-evanovich pie stephanie-plum stiffy | Janet Evanovich | |
| 5a4427c | He'd wait. I turned to go into the house and he pulled me back. His hands slid under my shirt and my breath caught. "The wire," | Janet Evanovich | ||
| ffbd72a | No one can eat just one French fry." "I bet supermodels eat just one French fry." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| a7c4341 | So sorry for your loss," Grandma said to Monica. "My condolences." "Yeah, whatever," Monica said. Grandma leaned into the casket for a close look. "What are you gonna do, kiss him?" Monica asked. "I was trying to see where they cut him up when they took his brain out," Grandma said. Monica sucked in some fake smoke. "You'd have to unzip his pants for that one." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| c1d23f4 | Ranger hung my bag on my shoulder and looked at me. "Are you okay with all this?" "Actually, I feel like throwing up a lot." "It's the doughnuts." "It's my life." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| f4d1d1b | A light rain had started to fall. He pulled my jacket hood up and tucked my hair in. His finger traced a line at my temple, our eyes met, and for a terrifying moment I thought he might kiss me. The moment passed, and Ranger pulled back. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| ef0eb1e | Dad's on a fishing boat in front of Carter's estate. If we get into trouble, all I have to do is press the button on the tiny transmitter in my pocket and he'll destroy the dome on top of Carter's house. Is that enough of a distraction for you?" "Maybe we can work out something a little more subtle." | subtle | Janet Evanovich | |
| 92bfde6 | Whoever thought a naked beach was a good idea never sat in one. | humour | Janet Evanovich | |
| 637f4f3 | If you can't fool yourself," he said, "how can you expect to fool anybody else?" | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 512ca56 | Stealing equipment from a small-town fire station is such an easy, petty crime," Nick said. "It feels anticlimactic after starting the day in New York selling three stolen Rembrandts and outwitting the FBI." "We could break into the International Bluegrass Music Museum," she said. "I hear that it's the Louvre of northwest Kentucky." That got Nick's attention. "What have they got to see?" "I was kidding! I was being sarcastic." "Sarcasm isn'.. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 303048c | I walked him to the door. "Is there anything else you want me to do? Check your mail? Water your plants?" "My mail is being forwarded to my lawyer. And I'm watering my own plants." "So, you feel safe in the Batcave?" The corners of his mouth curved into the hint of a smile. He leaned forward and kissed me at the base of my neck, just above my T-shirt collar. "Sweet dreams." Before he left, he said good-night to Grandma, who was still in .. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 784a67d | My feeling on rain is that it should only occur at night when people are sleeping. At night, rain is cozy. During the day, rain is a pain in the gumpy. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| d51aba0 | We got into the Explorer, and I couldn't sit with the gun rammed into my pants. "I can't do this," I said to Ranger. "This dumb gun is too big. It's poking me." Ranger closed his eyes and rested his forehead against the wheel. "I can't believe I hired you." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 5ac1ab2 | My feeling is if God wanted me to pick up dog poop he would have made it look like diamonds and smell like roses. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 0f19de5 | I'd had a less tumultuous transition from childhood to adulthood, but somewhere in my twenties I feel like I got stalled in the process and now I'm drifting, marking time without any great passion to move forward. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 4bef4d5 | But I could end up in prison." He waved off her concern. "I'd break you out." "You'd do that for me?" "You're my daughter, aren't you?" Kate smiled. Sure, he'd missed a lot of Christmases and birthdays during her childhood, but not many fathers could be counted on to mount a prison break." -- | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 06379d1 | We've got to get into shape," I said to Lula. "We should go to a gym or something." "I'd sooner set myself on fire." That about summed it up for me, too." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| b5957dc | Embarrassing as it was to admit, I was beginning to enjoy the role, thinking there was nothing like packing a pair of cuffs to put some spring into a woman's step. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| da18a5c | Problem was, I just didn't know if I was ready for marriage. Marriage is scary stuff. You have to share a bathroom. What's with that? And what about fantasies? | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 3251762 | There is an element of control we have over suffering. | Gregory David Roberts | ||
| c069d10 | If you don't give yourself room to fail, Zack, you'll live your life inside an iron cage that will gradually get smaller and smaller until you can't even breathe. | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| 074ae82 | A secret is only a secret as long as only one person knows it | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| 7756843 | It's only a mistake if you don't learn from it | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| 342615c | There is no Great American Novel," she said absently. "This nation is too big and too diverse to produce only one great book. We've got lots of them and there will be more written in the future. Art doesn't stand still." | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| 3b77124 | What about all the passion and pizzazz?" Letty smiled up at him, her hands moving on his shoulders. "I'm really enjoying that part, Joel." Joel laughed softly in the shadows. "Passion and pizzazz are our middle names, Letty my love. We've got enough to last us for the rest of our lives." | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| 4e3008e | Letty, it's just a business. Don't get emotional about it." She grinned. "You're a fine one to talk. You're the most emotional man I know." "The hell I am," he muttered. "I have a lot more self-control than you do, Madam President." "Let's not argue about that," Letty said" | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| e0ee18f | How long were you standing up there spying on me?" she asked. "You sure know how to make a man feel welcome." | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| 54ac924 | A little tired," Diana admitted. "But mostly I'm frustrated. I've got a million questions, and every time I tried to get Colby to answer them last night he kept changing the subject." Brandon grinned. "He was more interested in making sure you and the baby were all right than in answering your questions. Besides, after we got you two down from that cave, you kept drifting off to sleep every few minutes." | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| d1f72f4 | Piece of cake." Brandon's grin had a certain very familiar male cockiness about it. "Dad says this time around I was his sucker punch." His grin faded slightly and his expression grew more serious as he continued. "But when we realized you were in danger, Dad went wild. I doubt if any car, even that old 'vette Dad used to drive, ever made the kind of time on River Road your Buick made last night. Dad really is a hell of a driver, isn't he?" | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| 1febad1 | There can be no true definition of normal because life is ever-changing. | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| 500625e | Today I will focus on priorities and ignore the unimportant crap | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| 1dfb0e3 | Embrace the unknown. It is the only certainty. | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| d7d4c32 | Correct me if I'm wrong," he said, "but I was under the impression that you weren't looking for anything more than a short-term arrangement either, Miss Free Spirit." She flushed. "I wasn't the one who ran for the door that night. I was doing just fine with the summer-fling thing." "I did not run for the door. I left in a hurry, but I did not run." "Details." "Important details. And I'd like to remind you that I showed at your gallery the n.. | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| 9f3a338 | We all make the best choices we can with the information we have available at the time we have to make them. None of us ever has enough information to be absolutely sure we're making the right choice. | Jayne Ann Krentz | ||
| ad177bf | A lady with a past has nothing to lose. But a woman with a future can't be too careful. | past woman | Jayne Ann Krentz | |
| 8f8a47d | Invite Divine Order into your life today and a more serene tomorrow will unfold. | Sarah Ban Breathnach | ||
| f39140c | start thinking of yourself as an artist and your life as a work-in-progress. | Sarah Ban Breathnach | ||
| faabcd2 | February arrives cold, wet and gray, her gifts disguised for only the most discerning spirits to see. Gentle is our path. Gratitude is the thread we weave into the fabric of our daily lives this month, giving thanks for our simply abundant lives and asking for the gift of one thing more: grateful hearts. | Sarah Ban Breathnach | ||
| c80cc63 | Sidetracked women, who scatter their energies to the four winds, never achieve serenity. (Nervous breakdowns, to be sure, but not serenity.) It's as simple as that. | Sarah Ban Breathnach | ||
| cb0717f | So it is with the concerto of our lives. Individual notes must be learned and played and practiced before we achieve harmony. And above all, we must learn how to pause. | Sarah Ban Breathnach | ||
| 2e73d77 | Gratitude bestows reverence, allowing us to encounter everyday epiphanies, those transcendent moments of awe that change forever how we experience life and the world. Sarah Ban Breathnach | Ann Voskamp |