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2138b0f Because any idiot can get married and have children; that's no great accomplishment. Fannie Flagg
a3efadd Ida had always been different. At school, when all the kids used to play church, and one would be the preacher, another the preacher's wife, a deacon, and the choir leader, and some would be the parishioners who had come to the church, Ida said she wanted to be God, because she was the only one who knew how to do it. Of Fannie Flagg
2af0aff and Lenore had served each child several cups of the Simmons eggnog, which was 75 percent rum and 25 percent nog. When they came to pick the children up, all four were stumbling around her living room in a drunken stupor. Fannie Flagg
6e7c6dd What's the biggest problem facing teenagers today? Ourselves. We're a generation of lazy underachievers who need to learn that hard work pays off. What's your town known for? Cow manure! Hold for laughs... Actually Irondale is the setting of Fannie Flagg's famous novel Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe. Why'd you enter the Junior Miss Birmingham pageant? To win... to go to State... then Nationals... maybe get the hell out of Ala.. birmingham humor pageant teen Nadria Tucker
045b854 Evelyn wondered ; why always sexual names? And why, when men wanted to degrade other men, did they call them pussies? As if that was the worst thing in the world. What have we done to be thought of that way ? To be called cunt? People didn't call blacks names anymore, at least not to their faces. Italians weren't wops or dagos, and there were no more kikes, Japs, chinks, or spics in polite conversation. Everybody had a group to protest and .. Fannie Flagg
6a67a10 Having children is no guarantee that you'll get visitors ... No, it isn't. Fannie Flagg
8782086 it would just break your heart to see some of them waiting for their visitors. They get their hair all done up on Saturday, and on Sunday morning they get themselves all dressed and ready, and after all that, nobody comes to see them. I feel so bad, but what can you do? Having children is no guarantee that you'll get visitors ... No, it isn't. Fannie Flagg
7a08f11 Depression years come back to me now as the happy times, even though we were all struggling. We were happy and didn't know it. memories Fannie Flagg
ab86ba0 Mrs. Threadgoode pulled something out of the Cracker Jack box and all of a sudden her eyes lit up. "Oh Evelyn, look! Here's my prize. It's a little miniature chicken... just what I like!" and she held it out for her friend to see." cracker-jack miniature-chicken prize would-pet Fannie Flagg
8bb6287 she had learned that being a successful person is not necessarily defined by what you have achieved, but by what you have overcome. And Fannie Flagg
bcec409 Structure ignites spontaneity. Stephen Nachmanovitch
26813f6 When we are totally faithful to our own individuality, we are actually following a very intricate design. Stephen Nachmanovitch
515e19b In fact, her whole demeanor is calmer. It's creepy. It's like she's had Botox of the soul. Sophie Kinsella
742c612 Do you respond to every e-mail you get, Becky?" Luke turns, incredulous. "Do you have a fine selection of Viagra substitutes too?" Sophie Kinsella
f358593 I've taken over the guest room wardrobe too- plus, I've arranged all my shoes on the bookshelves on the landing. (I put the books in boxes. No one ever read them. anyway.) Sophie Kinsella
3bea696 Then, on impulse, I scroll back through my previous Instagram posts, looking at the photos of London cafes, sights, drinks, and smiling faces (mostly strangers). The whole thing is like a feel-good movie, and what's wrong with that? Loads of people use colored filters or whatever on Instagram. Well, my filter is the "this is how I'd like it to be" filter. It's not that I lie. I was in those places, even if I couldn't afford a hot chocolate... perfect-life Sophie Kinsella
a9ee426 She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late. bully family friendship funny life starbucks sunglasses Sophie Kinsella
c59b323 So do I, you. Sophie Kinsella
d573da1 You're so narrow-minded! You live in the same village you grew up in, you run the family business, you're buying a nursery down the road... you're practically still in the womb. So before you lecture me on the way to live my life, try living one of your own, OK? Sophie Kinsella
12e2e4c Remember what I used to tel you when you were a little girl? 'A fool and her money soon part.' Current-day translation? Stop pissing away your assets at Bloomingdale's. addiction bloomingdales confession money shop shopaholic shopping Sophie Kinsella
8be9d1d I feel a hotness behind my eyes. I have no idea why. I don't know why I suddenly feel affected. I want to type I admire you, but I can't bring myself to. Not even by text. Instead, after a moment's hesitation, I type: I understand you. Sophie Kinsella
7b02763 La vita reale non e veleggiare per Knightsbridge in taxi o scegliere valigie da mille sterline. No, questa e la vita reale. A casa in un minuscolo appartamento che puzza ancora di curry, una pila di lettere minacciose della banca che ti aspettano, e tu che non hai la minima idea di che fare al riguardo. Sophie Kinsella
9d11c55 No!" Linus sounds really shocked. Shocked, embarrassed, discomfited. Kind of mortified. Like he can't believe I would say that. (I'm getting all this from one syllable, you understand.)" Sophie Kinsella
c8a636d My aunt grows special rhubarb in dark sheds. They keep it dark and warm all winter and harvest it by candlelight and it's the best stuff. She sells it for a fortune, btw. Sophie Kinsella
96d0342 Forse sono priva di quel particolare gene che ti fa maturare [...] Tutti stanno andando avanti senza di me, verso un mondo che non comprendo. Sophie Kinsella
99f6fab They maintain this guilty, defiant refusal to engage: I know you're out there; I know it's awful and I'm safe inside, but I suffered too, so let me just read my Kindle without bloody guilt-tripping me, OK? Sophie Kinsella
6b2cb8e Is you look good, you feel good! look-good shopaholic Sophie Kinsella
336a4d9 You're sure nothing happened when you bumped your head?" she says at last. "Like...personality transplant?" Sophie Kinsella
5ff0d99 Mothers are multi-taskers. Sophie Kinsella
095d075 I don't even feel so sure of that any more. I mean, if we were a couple, he'd be here, wouldn't he? He'd be here with me. Sophie Kinsella
f22160a If we don't stick up for the ones we love, then what are we good for? Professor Russell love Sophie Kinsella
0029517 butterflies. Jemima's wrong. This isn't me against him. This is me with him. Sophie Kinsella
f1b74d7 And the truth is, the country is very cool. It's absolutely the new town. Sophie Kinsella
999a68f A mother in J Brand skinny jeans with an impeccably dressed daughter walks past, giving me the Mummy Once-over, and I flinch. Since I had Minnie, I've learned that the Mummy Once-over is even more savage than the Manhattan Once-over. In the Mummy Once-over, they don't just assess and price your clothes to the nearest penny in one sweeping glance. Oh no. They also take in your child's clothes, pram brand, nappy bag, snack choice and whether .. Sophie Kinsella
45e5159 See how I stopped mid-sentence? I can do it too. When I don't necessarily want to reveal the exact thought I'm having. Sophie Kinsella
b005034 If you bother to ask someone's advice, then bother to listen to it. Sophie Kinsella
ee4b185 We should confide in each other. We shouldn't keep things fro each other. I mean, we've known each other for over twenty years,for God's sake. Sophie Kinsella
98b0084 The other person always has a point, Listen to each other, and you'll hear it. las-vegas mystery rv shopaholic trip Sophie Kinsella
aa776a9 It's OK to be private. It's OK to say no. It's OK to say, 'I'm not going to share that'. Sophie Kinsella
24cbbfa Don't beat yourself up for not knowing all the answers. You don't always have to know who you are. You don't have to have the big picture, or know where you're heading. Sometimes it's enough just to know what you're going to do next. Sophie Kinsella
17db5d4 Is that what he thinks? I mean, I know it's the truth, but it shouldn't be what he thinks. Husbands should think the best of their wives, as a matter of principle. Sophie Kinsella
78687f8 You shouldn't--go into a marriage feeling inferior in any way. Sophie Kinsella
24ee79d I mean, here we are in LA. The home of celebrities. They're the local natural phenomenon. Everyone knows you come to LA to see the celebrities, like you go to Sri Lanka to see the elephants. funny humor Sophie Kinsella
4515af8 His skin is so hard and rough, it's like shaking a piece of tree bark. Sophie Kinsella