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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| efe8647 | If you had told somebody in the year 1800 that there were invisible things called germs and that they were responsible for the common cold, he would have thought that you were crazy and believed in magic," Emerson said. "Today, everybody simply accepts it as fact, despite that they've never seen or knowingly touched a germ." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 3785575 | Mary Lou et moi, on est amies depuis qu'on est toutes petites. J'etais le boute-en-train de service, et elle, le cancre de la classe. << Cancre >> n'est peut-etre pas le mot juste. Disons que ses objectifs n'etaient pas tres hauts. Elle voulait se marier et fonder une famille. Et si elle pouvait epouser le capitaine d'une equipe de foot, c'etait encore mieux. [...] Moi, a la meme epoque, je revais d'epouser Aladin pour qu'il m'emmene sur so.. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 905dd1e | He was around the desk in two strides, reaching out for me. I knocked his hand away, grabbed the staple gun, pressed it into his crotch, and bam, bam, bam, bam . . . I stapled his nuts. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 2e79780 | That's why I'm not on social media. People are way too open about their private lives. I don't need to see pictures of what somebody had for lunch or hear about how difficult their last bowel movement was or see on a map where they were when either one happened. | social-media | Janet Evanovich | |
| d94223d | My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 9b18286 | Grandma pulled a .44 magnum out of her purse. Everybody duck, and I'll shoot out his tires. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 1981bca | Ranger's Cayenne pulled in behind the SUV. Ranger got out, scooped me up off the ground, and held me close. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 7028f94 | Probably Ranger wouldn't even mind that I was here. After all, he's slept in my bed and used my shower. Of course, I was in them at the time. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 0d2c553 | Ranger was in his usual black--a perfectly tailored black suit, and a black dress shirt open at the neck. The Glock at the small of his back was also black. Ranger's body is perfect. His hair is very dark brown. Cut short. His eyes are dark brown and intense. His skin is the color of hot chocolate, the lucky result of his Latino ancestry. His earbud matched his skin tone and was barely detectable. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 5e6ae94 | We're not secretive about the office buildings, but we try to keep a low profile." "We?" "I have partners." "Let me guess--the Justice League. The Flash, Wonder Woman, and Superman." Ranger looked like he was thinking about smiling." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 726f4e3 | Ranger slipped an arm around me, leaned close, and kissed me. The kiss was a further indicator that he liked the dress. In fact, the kiss suggested that while he liked the dress a lot, he wouldn't mind getting me out of the dress as soon as possible. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 3f5cdb1 | Ranger slung an arm around me and hugged me into him, and I could feel him laughing. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| a8abcad | Sometimes I moonlight for a guy named Ranger who's extremely bad in an incredibly good way. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| b996db4 | I thought you were trying to lose weight." "Yeah, but I don't want to waste away to nothing. And anyway, everyone knows you don't gain weight on Sunday. Sunday's a free day." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 5bacf83 | Manoso grinned. "This is gonna be fun. This here's gonna be like Professor Higgins and Eliza Doolittle Does Trenton." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 5b799b4 | Besides, there's nobody who is going to watch your back better than me. You know that. And that's why I'm going to be there with you, whenever there is, whenever you ask, and as long as I'm able, he said. It's what fathers do. Most father's don't show up with hand grenades and bowie knives. They should be ashamed of themselves, Jake said. | romance-novels | Janet Evanovich | |
| c9e316f | One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn't have no head" Lula Finger Lickin 15" | janet-evanovich luka stephanie-plum | Janet Evanovich | |
| 0403591 | I had a long history of calamitous mishaps. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| c15ce48 | Lula leaned forward so she could whisper. "You talking about size? Was your man's part that big?" "Heck no," Grandma said. "His part was that dead." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 11c4bba | into my comfy T-shirt advertising beer, crawled into bed, and switched the light off. I woke up at sunrise with Ranger next to me. Naked. No surprise there. Ranger always slept naked. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 06207e2 | How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home." I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 591942b | How's it going with Morelli? You able to get a fix on him?" "Not exactly a fix, but I know he's still in town." "He's a serious babe," Connie said. "Saw him six months ago, before all this happened. He was ordering a quarter pound of provolone at the meat market, and I had all I could do to keep from sinking my teeth into his butt." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| d326dbf | RANGER HAD BEEN Special Forces, and he still had the build and the carriage. He was standing close, forcing me to tip my head back ever so slightly to look into his eyes. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| eed0563 | Morelli looked dazed. "What good is a gun without bullets?" "It's good for scaring people. Or you can hit people with it. Or you can use it to break windows ... or crack walnuts." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 80dd861 | He pulled me toward him, lowered his mouth to mine, and kissed me. The kiss was slow and deep. His hands were firm on my back. I grasped his shirt and leaned into him. And I felt his body respond. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 327cecf | His participation was in the ballpark of a pity fuck. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| f70e504 | He lowered his mouth and kissed me. I know I should have kneed him in the groin, but the kiss was delicious. Joe Morelli still knew how to kiss. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 91292f6 | Ten minutes passed before his (Ranger's) Mercedes appeared at the end of the street, gliding through the rain, sleek and sinister, water not daring to adhere to the paint finish. | ranger stephanie-plum | Janet Evanovich | |
| c220f44 | in a parade, and I'd already seen Ranger naked but he was worth | Janet Evanovich | ||
| ee4be37 | carried me into the bedroom and tossed me onto the bed. "Five minutes," he said, lacing his shoes." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| fbd7aef | I crossed the room at a run, barreled through the door to take the stairs, and crashed into Ranger. We lost balance and rolled tangled together to the fourth-floor landing. We lay there for a moment, stunned and breathless. Ranger was flat on his back, and I was on top of him. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 7471118 | Morelli grinned down at me. "I don't know where he's getting it, but he's got some really good shit in those brownies." -- | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 0a4566b | My skill level is so high I do things I don't even try to do. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| c3b36a0 | You don't listen." "I always listen," Ranger said. "I don't always agree. I have a problem right now that I can't seem to solve by myself. I need you to help me find my daughter. And there's an even bigger problem involved. I feel a financial and moral obligation to my daughter. I send child support, I send birthday and Christmas presents, I visit when I'm invited. But I've kept myself emotionally distanced. I'm not emotionally distanced fr.. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| fda723b | It means that he looks like my boyfriend, but I don't say it out loud. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 7cd5229 | When I was pink and clean I crawled into bed and pretended I was at Disney World. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 9a08747 | Ranger leaned closer and lowered his voice. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 7ecb750 | Hey!" Lula yelled, back in Ranger's face. "You look at me when I'm having a breakdown. And don't pull that mysterio silent shit on me. I don't take that bus, you see what I'm saying?" | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 85a47fa | That's just terrible. Obviously the woman needed a cannoli. I don't know what this world's coming to when you get arrested for needing a cannoli. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| e9e983a | Bucky's garage was a two-bay cinder block structure that sat like an island in a sea of cars. New cars, old cars, smashed cars, rusted cars, cars that had signed on for the vital organ program, | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 5dd2255 | Then you know that my portrayal was dead-on. He breaks into homes and asks children to eat him. He's obviously not a well-adjusted pancake. | well-adjusted | Janet Evanovich | |
| 107d02b | I guess that's where I heard of her. There's lots of people in that seniors' club, and I don't go to the meetings all the time. I can only take so much of old people. If I want to see loose skin I can look in the mirror. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 09c54ce | changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the base of my neck. Without turning I knew it was Ranger. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| e7b7248 | Life is a series of natural changes. Resisting change only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. | Janet Evanovich |