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bb8b4fa A werewolf is courting me with a dead rabbit. There's nothing subtle here." "Couldn't have been flowers," she muttered as she slid on her rubber boots by the door. "He gave you flowers," I reminded her as she stepped down the porch. "I meant for you," she said. She bent over and grabbed the rabbit by the ears, pulling it up off the ground. It came up with a low crackle, grass stuck to the underside. "Courting. I swear." "Why are you touchin.. romance T.J. Klune
2abacd3 It's the hipsters," David said. "It's retro. They need a place to convene and argue whether Holden Caulfield was deep or just a spoiled brat." T.J. Klune
22a1f04 let's watch House Hunters International and make fun of the people when they pick the worst fucking house because they always do, oh my god. T.J. Klune
daa2350 You are beautiful, and your magic is a wonderful thing. The world knows it now. You no longer have to hide away. T.J. Klune
6f9de94 The cause of death listed by the coroner would be swooning over elderly men who were too precious for this world. T.J. Klune
e71a4d0 There are things more important in this world than where I come from. And that's where I'm going. T.J. Klune
e01384d Daxton had never even considered looking at a male before (human or otherwise), he found himself getting aroused. He thought that probably made him bisexual, since being gay for one person (or an ape creature) was preposterous and didn't actually occur in the real world. T.J. Klune
700bfae You could have become the villain, Gordo. And it would have been within your rights. Instead you just chose to be an asshole. T.J. Klune
b9dd0e1 I will," he said. "I promise. Ox, or Joe, or Gordo. One of them will find a way. I know it. But it's... it's already taking you away from me. But if Ox can still be my Alpha, even if I'm an Omega, then we have to take that chance. Because if he's still my Alpha and he's yours too, that means we're still connected, even if I can't feel it anymore. You'll still be a part of me. And I have to believe that will be enough to bring me home." T.J. Klune
82e8cde I have things to say to you, Gordo. So many things. Things you might not be ready to hear. But I will mean every word of them. If it gets to the point where I start to go feral-- T.J. Klune
75f5622 We're going after her, aren't we? Eventually." He wasn't talking about Elijah. "Yeah. We are. You going to be okay with that?" He didn't hesitate. "This is my home. This is my pack. I'll do whatever it takes." I reached up and squeezed the back of his neck. "We're lucky to have you, Robbie. Even if you insist on wearing those fucking glasses." T.J. Klune
6898ae3 It took me a long while to figure it out, why I didn't feel the way everyone else seemed to feel about sex. It doesn't do a whole lot for me, to be honest. I thought maybe it was women, so I switched to men, but it wasn't all that much better. It's... it was mechanical , almost. I was going through the motions but it wasn't really doing anything for me. I could get off but I didn't care about it. I thought maybe there was something wrong wi.. T.J. Klune
9b2fc62 Because for all his bravado, for all the sass and the sarcasm, he is still the greatest wizard I have ever known. He's the better part of all of us. And I am humbled to be in his presence. T.J. Klune
6a05876 Chris pulled a small notepad from a pocket lining the inside of his jacket. He opened it, putting it on the table before him. He frowned, patting his outside pockets, before pulling out a stubby pencil that looked like it'd been gnawed on repeatedly. "Okay," he said, opening the notepad to a fresh sheet of paper. "The meeting to get Gordo laid can now commence." T.J. Klune
d8bc050 And he was wearing a tie. With rabbits on it. And that did things for Josy. T.J. Klune
5b4fe09 Life is all about chances. It's all about these little moments that add up to greatness. And there are times when you have to grab greatness by the balls and say, 'Hey! Greatness! I've got your nuts and you can't do a single godsdamn thing about it! life taking-chances T.J. Klune
d512e14 But if you worry too much about all the things you could be, you'll miss out on all the things you actually are. T.J. Klune
c380679 Hey! I've been . You're supposed to be nice to me." "You were grazed. And then let women carry you back." "That's because I'm a feminist." Jessie sighed." T.J. Klune
b1872e5 Time is a river, I've learned. Always moving forward. But for people like me, people who have loved and lost, the river is something we fight. We swim against the current, trying to get back to the way we once were, trying to hold onto anything to keep us from getting swept away. It's exhausting and eventually we tire. Still we push on. T.J. Klune
212663f Above it was a sign. It didn't have any words on it. Instead there was a fluffy teddy bear with an eye patch, a harness, and a leather cap tilted on its head. It had a cigar sticking out of its bared teeth. I had never seen a teddy bear leer before. It was quite eye-opening. T.J. Klune
7bd869f Mark was watching me. "What?" I asked, still chuckling. He shook his head slowly. "Uh--nothing. I just--it's nice. Hearing you. Like this. I like it. When you laugh." Then he blushed furiously and looked away." T.J. Klune
9634706 But I still had trouble with words sometimes. It wasn't that I didn't have any. It was that I had too many, and they all got stuck trying to come out at once. But that was okay. Because Joe had plenty. T.J. Klune
de2a896 It's not how wishing works. If we got everything we ever wished for, we wouldn't have the capacity to be thankful for all the things we'd already been given. I've got so much already. I don't ever want to lose sight of why it's important. T.J. Klune
fb69bda Roses surrounded the raven, thorns wrapping around its talons. Runes and archaic symbols stretched along my forearms: Romanian, Sumerian, Gaelic. An amalgamation of all those who had come before me. Marks of alchemy, of fire and water, of silver and wind. They had been carved into me by my father over a period of years, the raven being the last. All except for the one on my chest above my heart. That'd been mine. My choice. It wasn't magic,.. T.J. Klune
1faeb68 I am not defined by tragedy. Instead, I made it my bitch. T.J. Klune
7e5f360 Sam Haversford. You had a crush on him T.J. Klune
7464a6c She liked to talk big sometimes, you know. I think we all do. T.J. Klune
5ce0fc8 Kelly said, "I don't understand. Why does he keep making those faces at me? Why does he stutter every time I try talking to him? I didn't do anything to Robbie. I don't get why he's acting weird." Robbie said, "I don't even know what to say to him! I don't even know him. Anytime I try and talk to him, I forget how to talk and--oh my god, are you laughing at me? You're a fucking bastard, Ox, I swear to god." T.J. Klune
8ec2a5f The script supervisor wasn't pleased, but Quincy told him that sex wasn't needed to show love." "Wow," Josy said. "That's deep. My name is Josiah Erickson, and I approve this message." T.J. Klune
4b8427b Maybe try the hipster ones." "You're so hot, I better date you before you're cool!" Quincy shouted. "My feelings for you are one hundred percent organic and locally sourced! Are you gluten-free tonight, because I'd like to take you on a date! I'd still care about you even if you went mainstream! Roses are red, your shirt is ironic, your drink of choice is probably a mason jar filled with a vodka tonic!" T.J. Klune
42303aa He's going to murder me," Josy moaned. "And then he won't want to be my boyfriend because I'm dead, and no one wants to date a dead guy except for necrophiliacs and teenage girls." T.J. Klune
6e749c1 I wouldn't make out with Darren," Vince said. "I'm in a one hundred percent committed relationship with Paul." "Aw," Paul said. "That's so--wait a minute. That's the only reason?" "Well, yeah, I guess," Vince said. "I mean, he's attractive, right?" "You'll get there in a second," Paul said. "Get where? It's not as if I'm going to do--oh. Wait. He's my brother." "There it is," Corey said." T.J. Klune
b36ecec I could appreciate the older man. I had eyes, after all. He was all tall and barrel-chested and rocked a mustache that curled at the ends. Gary and I agreed he was a total KILF. T.J. Klune
d3239b1 It started when I was a kid. I would pout and people would give me things like burritos or baseball cards. Then I got older and people would try and give me sex instead, and I just wanted another burrito. T.J. Klune
f4b2580 Dammit. I liked my potential murderer. T.J. Klune
85e114d And what's that about?" he asked, nodding toward the wolf that now had the collar of Carter's coat between its teeth and was trying to drag him away. It wasn't going so well for the timber wolf, seeing as Kelly had burst out of the bar with an impressive battle cry, grabbed his brother's leg, and was pulling him in the opposite direction. "I couldn't even begin to tell you." "Kelly!" Carter shouted. "Save me!" "I ," Kelly yelled back." T.J. Klune
9cb364a I remember, the first time I saw you." I did too, something seared into my memory, but it wasn't about me, right then. "You were this... fierce thing," he said, moving the wipe to my left eye, pressing carefully to the eyelid. "Tall and gorgeous and fucking bitchy as all hell." He set the wipe down behind me and then pulled out another. He started in on the other eye. "And I didn't think I'd ever seen anything as amazing as you before." My .. T.J. Klune
157554f Do you have any tattoos?" "No? I mean, almost everyone I know does, but needles scare me, so I don't have any. I mean, why would you want to sit in a chair and get repeatedly stabbed--" T.J. Klune
ca86c4e Why'd the chicken cross the road?" I gaped at him. "Because it got scared after it saw me kicking your ass!" T.J. Klune
d2b9c64 Tagore claims that the first time he experienced the thrill of poetry was when he encountered the children's rhyme 'Jal pare/pata nare' ('Rain falls / The leaf trembles) n Iswrchandra Vidyasagar's Bengali primer Barna Parichay (Introducing the Alphabet). There are at least two revealing things about this citation. The first is that, as Bengali scholars have remarked, Tagore's memory, and predilection, lead him to misquote and rewrite the li.. tagore Amit Chaudhuri
03f38a6 You always did like to run things, never mind your crafty knack for making everyone believe that somebody else was in charge. Janny Wurts
5d6f7a7 Since you refused the good grace to die on delivery, Rathain has got a living prince. Janny Wurts
a6a57e7 the resolution of the great West Gate Prophecy. Janny Wurts
a64c102 There is no terror so powerful as the one never faced. Janny Wurts