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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 8926241 | No! It isn't fair! Rachel is EVERYONE'S type! I mean, she's attractive and athletic and well put together and successful and went to Yale and is making a difference in the world. What about ME? What about nice girls like me, who are just...well, nice? What about the nice girls? How are we supposed to compete with all of these competent, athletic, shower-taking girls, with their diplomas and their Palm Pilots and their teeny tiny butts? | Meg Cabot | ||
| 94ea739 | Dolly, I swear to God, if you tell one more person that I saw Max Friedlander naked I will personally come over there and put a stake through your heart, which I hear is the only way to stop someone like you. He was not NAKED, okay? He was fully clothed. FULLY CLOTHED AT ALL TIMES. Well, except for his forearms. But that's all I saw, I swear it. So, stop telling people otherwise!!! | Meg Cabot | ||
| ab34752 | Okay, the cops are gone. I explained about my mother and her obsession with the transvestite killer. They didn't even get that mad. | Meg Cabot | ||
| c366e11 | So there I was, sitting on the plane in a black leather motorcycle jacket, seeing these palm trees through the window as we landed. And I thought, Great. Black leather and palm trees. Already I'm fitting in, just like I knew I would... ...Not. | suze-simon the-mediator | Meg Cabot | |
| 1df0927 | See, even though Jesse's a ghost, and can walk through walls and disappear and reappear at will, he's still...well, there. To me, anyway. That's what makes me-and Father Dom-different from everybody else. We not only can see and talk to ghosts, but we can feel them too-just as if they were anybody else. Anybody alive, I mean. Because to me and Father Dom, ghosts are just like anyone else, with blood and guts and sweat and bad breath and wha.. | jesse-de-silva ninth-key father-dominic susannah-simon suze-simon the-mediator ghosts | Meg Cabot | |
| de82055 | As hard as it is to date someone with nineteenth-century manners-seriously, it's getting to a point where I spend so much time swimming laps in the campus pool to work off my sexual frustration, my highlights are becoming brassy-I still feel a thrill every time Jesse calls me Susannah. He thinks the name everyone else calls me-Suze-is too short and ugly for someone of my strength and beauty. | proposal susannah-simon suze-simon the-mediator | Meg Cabot | |
| db676f1 | I broke my toe playing Olympic figure skater with Allie over winter break. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 307bb4f | Ya?" Aku bersandar penuh harap di susuran tangga. "Alasanku melarangmu melakukan penyelidikan ini sendirian," aku menduga - yah, baiklah, berharap - dia akan berkata begitu, "Itu karena aku tidak sanggup membayangkanmu membahayakan dirimu sendiri. Kau tahu, aku mencintaimu, Heather. Aku selalu mencintaimu." | meg cabot | ||
| df9a805 | It's sort of weird to be hugged by your Algebra teacher. That's all I have to say. | Meg Cabot | ||
| b0f57d4 | I'm not resentful of the fact that she decided to marry a guy who lives three thousand miles away, forcing me to leave school in the middle of my sophomore year; abandon the best--and pretty much only--friend I've had since kindergarten; leave the city I've been living in for all of my sixteen years. Oh, no. I'm not a bit resentful. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 968959e | Get to see how he treats his mother/sister/housekeeper (critical clues as to how he will treat any prospective girlfriend). | Meg Cabot | ||
| 74e859e | I want to be with guys who have more on their minds than where the next keg party is. I want to be with guys who care about making this world a better place. I want to be with guys who know that what's important isn't the size of a girl's waistband but the size of her heart. I want to be with guys who are able to see past a girls outward appearance, and into her soul. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 9fdcc7e | Yeah," Bryce said, "but I mean, I drove her to it, you know? That's the thing. If I just hadn't broken up with her--" "You have a pretty high opinion of yourself, don't you?" He looked taken aback. "What?" "Well, your assumption that she killed herself because you broke up with her. I don't think that's why she killed herself at all. She killed herself because she was sick. You had nothing to do with making her that way. Your breaking up wi.. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 956eb01 | Para pembunuh tidak sepintar itu. Mereka, pada kenyataannya orang-orang yang sangat bodoh. Itu sebabnya mereka membunuh: Kecerdasan mereka begitu terbatas, sehingga mereka tidak bisa melihat jalan keluar yang lain. | Meg Cabot | ||
| a3695f1 | Be like Grace: Wear large, dark glasses and a filmy scarf over your hair next time you go out in public. People will totally wonder who the mysterious beauty is, standing in line behind them at Blockbuster. | Meg Cabot | ||
| ddcc528 | See, my special gift is that I'm a mediator. I help guide the tortured souls of the newly dead to their afterlife destinations-wherever that happens to be-generally by cleaning up whatever messes they left behind when the croaked. | susannah-simon suze-simon the-mediator | Meg Cabot | |
| 998ae7b | If there are three words in the English language worse than "Got a minute?" they can only be "About last night..." | Meg Cabot | ||
| eb2334b | I know your first impulse is going to be to send the bracelet back, but why? That undead cholo boyfriend of yours can't afford to get you anything nice for Valentine's Day, so just pretend it's from him. It can be our little secret, like the other little secrets we have from him ;-) Love always, Paul | Meg Cabot | ||
| 6dd804c | When Louie is upset with us for, say, forgetting to feed him, he eats any socks he might find lying around. | Meg Cabot | ||
| e00778c | Get Mom to stop hanging bras on bedroom doorknob | Meg Cabot | ||
| 59e53a7 | The practice does lose its charm if overused-- | Meg Cabot | ||
| aabb5ea | You, Wells, are what we in the force like to call a shitkicker. If there's any shit around, I always seem to find you in the middle, kicking it. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 4cc5701 | I may be a country girl who's never been offplanet, but even I'm aware that when a Jedi walks up to you and says, "Here, have a baby," it's not going to end well." | ben-kenobi beru-lars beru-whitesun-lars luke-skywalker obi-wan-kenobi | Meg Cabot | |
| 1ca92fa | Forget about showering with my fellow students in Tribeca Alternative's prison-style showers--one nozzle for four to six girls at a time--in the locker room. It was impossible to work up a sweat during what passed for physical education class at TAHS, so there was no need to shower, anyway. Well, impossible for me, considering that, in the past, whenever a volleyball or whatever came near me, I'd always make sure to step calmly away to avo.. | avoid calm-under-pressure no-shower pe-class school-sports shower shy shy-people volley-ball sports | Meg Cabot | |
| 8d0eb35 | I'm eighteen; I'm a princess; and I'm a virgin. You know what? At this point in my life, I might as well be a unicorn. Happy freaking birthday to me. | Meg Cabot | ||
| ab3419e | I guess I was in kind of a bad mood because of Jesse interrupting my little heart-to-heart with Father Dominic. But that was no reason for him to come up behind me as I was walking toward the group around the fire and whisper, "Behave," in my ear. I flashed him a look of annoyance. I always do," I said. You know what he did then? He laughed! And not in a very nice way, either. I couldn't believe it." | Meg Cabot | ||
| 0d26c71 | All right, Simon," Gina said, lowering herself into one of the hard plastic chairs that littered the food court. "What were you up to while I was coordinating Ms. Webb's spring wardrobe?" I held up my bag from Music Town. "I bought a CD," I said lamely. Gina, appalled, echoed, "A ?" "A CD." I hadn't even wanted to buy one, but sent out into the wilds of the mall with instructions to return with a new purchase, I had panicked and headed int.. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 5370206 | Instead the only place I got into was the local community college, where I live in a suite in what's not-so-jokingly referred to as the Virgin Vault, with a practicing witch, a klepto, and a girl whose family's religion doesn't allow her to speak to men outside of their faith. I keep assuring Mom it's cool. Another one of our suite mates came out last semester as a lesbian (to the surprise of none of us but herself), and a fifth is sleeping.. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 93e1bee | How do I know Michael hasn't met some other girl? Some Floridian girl, with long,sun-streaked hair, and a tan,and breasts? Who has access to the Internet and isn't cooped up in a palace with her crazy grandma,a homeless,Speedo-wearing prince and a freakish,hairless miniature poodle? | Meg Cabot | ||
| 3f8ee93 | I once saw her throw a Juicy Fruit wrapper on the ground in Central Park. She doesn't even feel guilty about littering. | Meg Cabot | ||
| ab27265 | There was, I believe," he said finally, when his search came up negative, "a young woman. At one time." Aha. I pictured Audrey Hepburn for some reason. You know, in that movie that's always on, the one where she played a nun. Maybe Father Dom and his one true love had met in priest and nun school! Maybe their love had been forbidden like in the movie! "Did you know her before you took your, um, orders, or whatever they're called?" I asked, .. | Meg Cabot | ||
| e54c11f | One of her best paintings, Woman Enjoying a Quick Snack at Starbucks, is hanging in their dining room. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 805c073 | The thing about secrets, though, is that they get out. And trust me, if you've got a secret, eventually, it's going to get out. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 7f41c3a | But mom's been depressed ever since her last boyfriend turned out to be a Republican. | the-princess-diaries | Meg Cabot | |
| b8a210d | Her name is Feather. Feather is apparently very famous for choreographing several hit Broadway shows. She also must be pretty hard up for cash if she'd agree to choreograph a snoozer like Braid! But whatever. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 0371c94 | There really was no advantage, that I could see, in having brothers: they chewed with their mouths open, and ate every single Poppin' Fresh roll before I'd even had one. | food | Meg Cabot | |
| 41d3182 | When in doubt, I always say, wear black. You can never go wrong with black. | clothes | Meg Cabot | |
| 28fe524 | Father Dominic, however is a way better mediator than I am. Well, maybe not better. But different, certainly. See, he really feels that ghosts are best handled with gentle guidance and earnest advice-same as the living. I'm more in favor of a sort of get-to-the-point approach that tends to involve my fists. | father-dominic susannah-simon suze-simon the-mediator reunion | Meg Cabot | |
| d74c093 | I am going to start with the sock drawer because that is clearly the most important. You can't really concentrate on anything if your socks aren't right. | Meg Cabot | ||
| c1ba0ba | On the elevator there was a man whose job it is just to work the elevator. He rides in it up and down all day, so the rich people don't have to tire themselves out, pushing all the buttons. I bet he gets carsick. I looked around, but I didn't see any throw-up. They probably take the bucket away when no one is looking. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 6e3d55b | I'm going to fall in love with someone else just as soon as I can. I swear. But in the meantime, is it so wrong that I enjoy his company? | Meg Cabot | ||
| d48630d | I understand you love him and UR down/ But that don't mean you gotta be his clown. | Meg Cabot | ||
| 1272214 | I opened the door and went inside, calling "I'm home!" Except that I wasn't, really. Because home meant something else to me now, and had for quite awhile. And he didn't live there anymore." | love | Meg Cabot | |
| 6399d56 | It's only until Mrs. Friedlander gets better And when is THAT going to be? Earth to Mel. Come in, Mel. The woman is in a COMA. Okay? She is COMATOSE. I think some alternative arrangements for the woman's pets need to be made. You are a DOORMAT. A COMATOSE woman is using you as a DOORMAT. The woman has to have some relatives, Mel. FIND THEM. | Meg Cabot |