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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| d84e0a7 | George liked computers and was always sharing interesting facts with her friends. | Carolyn Keene | ||
| 3626792 | One thing is for sure, she thought. Work is the best antidote for worry. I'll get back to Twin Elms and do some more sleuthing there. | worry | Carolyn Keene | |
| e0decec | famous fashion designer | Carolyn Keene | ||
| f1fdd46 | they | Carolyn Keene | ||
| 7412fdc | We have photostating equipment right here. I'll have a couple of copies made while you wait. Or shall I send them to your office?" Mr. Drew" | Carolyn Keene | ||
| 6fce3ce | Soon a messenger brought back the will, together with two photostats of the document. | Carolyn Keene | ||
| 82a67c5 | Gosh, Bess, you'd think you were going on a date with a hot new guy instead of to a book signing at a stuffy downtown hotel. If I didn't know how much you love romance novels, I'd wonder what had gotten into you. | Carolyn Keene | ||
| f8072d1 | That's the direction the thieves took," Nancy told him, noting the dust and tire marks which revealed the van's exit onto the highway. "But," she added, glancing at the dashboard clock, "they're probably too far away by this time for us to catch them." "Yes, ding it," Jeff muttered. Nancy drove as rapidly as the law permitted toward Melborne. All the while, Jeff Tucker peered from one side of the road to the other." | Carolyn Keene | ||
| 6514288 | It is a catalyst for suicide and untold other acts of selfishness and stupidity. I cannot think of a more poisonous emotion. | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 47a9542 | Oi! Pay first, then run away screaming if you want! | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 56b24ee | Two days ago she watched me kill someone, and she offered me her backyard as a place to hide the body." "Truly?" Magnusson raised his eyebrows in surprise. "That's a fine woman." | Kevin Hearne | ||
| d9403c8 | My hens all died and my plow is broke My well is dry and my yak just croaked My farm's all rotted straight down to the roots But I don't care because now I can wearrrrr--! My worldwide, superglide, yellow-dyed, verified, Certified, ratified, justified and dignified, Qualified ironside, fortified and purified, Bona fide, amplified, khernhide boots! | songs humor | Kevin Hearne | |
| f08d527 | If you've got some hopelessly over matched heroes fighting evil and some Imperial types marching, John Williams is your guy. You need a song to make people reach for a box of Kleenex, talk to Randy Newman. But if you want creepy atmospherics and spine-shivering chords to back up your casual death threats, you gotta bring in Danny Elfman. | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 2941c0d | there's anything I learned from studying philosophy, it's that everything turns to shit--but | Kevin Hearne | ||
| cbcddda | so I drop the rock and cross my arms in front of me, suddenly self-conscious in the presence of two goddesses who look like comic book heroines. | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 6445722 | My dad's idea of bonding was throwing me in the tar pits to teach me a lesson, though I'm not sure what the lesson was, except to stay the hell away from Da. | humor | Kevin Hearne | |
| 83ac70a | craven weasel puke | Kevin Hearne | ||
| f10e7fc | maple-flavored whale shit. | Kevin Hearne | ||
| af7c11d | On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 147b652 | There are only three things you can do when something falls from the sky," my archdruid used to say. "Get out of the way, get underneath some shelter, or give it some reason to change its mind about falling on you." Then he threw a pissed-off rooster at me. I" | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 440b764 | I just shook hands with a naked goddess. What was that she called you? She-ya-han? Does that mean dumbass in Old Irish or something? | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 80f00f6 | Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox, and it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!">" | Kevin Hearne | ||
| c55b053 | Why am I here?" Wukong chuckles, throwing his head back in unrestrained glee. "A philosophical question! The answer is simple: to learn and to grow." "No, I mean, why am I here right now?" The Buddha cocks his head at me and shrugs. "The answer is the same, and will remain the same days and months and years hence." | Kevin Hearne | ||
| a3565e2 | Peradventure | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 7c18ef1 | When in a fight for your life, you never, ever fight fairly. Honor and sportsmanship are wonderful in games that don't matter, but it's the honorable guys who always die in real battles. "When there's blood involved," I'd told her, "you always use every advantage you have to make sure it's theirs that spills and not yours. If you want to feel guilty about taking unfair advantage afterward, you go ahead and feel that shit. But live to feel i.. | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 2193456 | The essence of Druidry is training the mind to both handle contradictory input and construct contradictory output.' 'I continued to lecture a bit more, to disguise the fact that I was getting my ass handed to me by my dog. | politicians | Kevin Hearne | |
| edeadb4 | didn't deserve that kind of trauma. He was so tiny.> | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 9b71384 | I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens, | Kevin Hearne | ||
| e833df4 | poxy shitweasel, | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 91caccf | why shouldn't we let him go." "I can score you some Girl Scout Cookies. You can't get Thin Mints in Poland, can you?" "Be serious." "Samoas, then?" Malina simply glared at me. "All right," I said, "what do you want?" "You have given me the impression that we'd be not only saving your life but saving the world. We need more than cookies for that." " | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 8947cfc | chased by Polish curses that seemed to Doppler-shift bizarrely into "Never Gonna Give You Up," and after I thought of it I couldn't believe I'd just rickrolled myself." | Kevin Hearne | ||
| a0485d9 | Now, I know I am not much of a craftsman," I said, busily knotting the vines into a circle, "but greatness is in the act of creation and not necessarily in the finished product. Creating is the yin to the yang of our consumption and the doorway to beauty that we all want to walk through. Creating is how I tell the world I love it." I" | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 687c35d | you can't unchoose anyone's choices, least of all your own. All you can do with your past is try to grow out of it. Darren | Kevin Hearne | ||
| cceda00 | Well, if that's how it happened, I don't like how Etain was never given a choice. Both Midhir and Eochaid should have been kicked in the marble bag for behaving like her hoo-ha was something they could buy and sell" ~ Granuaile" | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 5a7860f | the bog was already bigger than a king's ego and at night darker and more dangerous than a badger's arsehole--ye just really didn't want to be pokin | Kevin Hearne | ||
| f76eeb4 | Great. What if she decides to kill me?" "That will test our bargain quite severely," the Morrigan replied with a smirk. "Morrigan?" "Relax. We have a bargain. But have the good grace to pretend to be dead if she decides to kill you." "What if she decides to set me on fire and watch me burn?" "Then that's going to hurt. Scream all you want, but turn it off at some point and she'll figure you for dead." | Kevin Hearne | ||
| d05a67f | No, | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 6e5d689 | As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can't understand what that means until you've read a few chapters and your eyes have glazed over and someone has to revive you with a defibrillator. | Kevin Hearne | ||
| df2252b | Sexual repression is conduct unbecoming a Celt." I shrugged. "Better that than having to deal with guilt ferrets." | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 8d509cb | The plan was simple. Once on the Plain of Idavoll, we were going to follow the immortal strategy of Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh and "announce [our] presence with authority." | bull-durham ebbie-calvin-nuke-laloosh | Kevin Hearne | |
| a62abd3 | I wasn't ready for a fight. But as I drew even with Oberon and put a calming hand on the back of his neck, the blood drained from my face when I saw a lone figure limping toward us across the dry red rock. It looked like a little old lady, and she could not have been more out of place; it was like watching Elmo ride in to the Sturgis biker rally in South Dakota. Granuaile | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 5e44e78 | Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire? | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 0306169 | I turned my back on Coyote without saying another word. He didn't want to know what I was going to do with those granny panties. Surprisingly, Granuaile did. "Sensei, what were you going to do with those marshmallows and panties?" she whispered as we walked together. "I mean, I'm sure it had to be dire, but it just didn't sound as threatening as the potential havoc a monkey could wreak on his sack." "There was more to that recipe," I admitt.. | Kevin Hearne | ||
| 7df55f3 | This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here. | iron-druid-chronicles humorous-quotes | Kevin Hearne |