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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 63ad8c5 | Every time I get social with you I end up all by myself, naked, in the middle of the street." I rolled my eyes. "That only happened once...and you weren't naked. You were wearing socks and a shirt." "I was speaking figuratively. If you want to get specific, what about the time you locked me in a freezer truck with three corpses? What about the time you ran over me with the Buick?" I threw my hands into the air. "Oh sure, bring up the Buick... | Janet Evanovich | ||
| c8c28d0 | So why'd you part ways with this Dickie Orr person?" Lula asked. "He's a jerk." "Good enough for me," she said. "I hate him already." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| d321204 | Gus gave me a list of ice cream orders. "You can read, right?" "Yep." "I always gotta ask these days." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| f18f1a2 | Her oldest brother, Lowell, usually sent her a conspiracy-laden tirade about the government being in cahoots with Big Oil, the Russians, and the Taliban, in no particular order. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 2f86cee | knees and your shirt caught in your zipper." "I don't remember that part," Dickie said. "Did I used to do that?" "Yes." Dickie started laughing. "I wasn't making a lot of money back then. I couldn't afford a hotel room." "It's not funny!" I said. "Sure it is. Grass stains and rug burns are always funny." He looked over at Morelli. "She didn't like to do doggy." Morelli slid a look at me and smiled. There wasn't much I didn't like" | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 7e72ae1 | Here's the thing," Riley said. "I'm not really into diabolical possibilities. I'm more into logical explanations." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 5195fac | Do I look like I'm dressed for a snake jamboree? I don't think so. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| c9000cd | through no fault of his own was a victim of an economy in the toilet. Joe used to make six figures a year in a corporate position commanding a crew that installed high-end security systems in Malibu mansions much like the one he was visiting right now. Joe's Geek Squad job was a step down with no chance of stepping up. He had a monstrous mortgage on a house that was worth half of what he'd originally paid for it. His wife had left him and t.. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 27dbe42 | Turbo Twenty-Three | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 0a72873 | Glad to hear it," Randy said. "There should be meat with every meal. Without meat there's no meal, am I right?" "I like this boy," my father said. "He's got a good head on his shoulders." -- | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 63f992b | I woke up completely entangled with Ranger. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| bb2e51e | Babe," Ranger said, wrapping his arms around me, gathering me close to him." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 92d0563 | Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 3902907 | Babe, nothing's been happening in my bed, and no one's going to see your underpants in this meeting unless you go goofy. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 8782c51 | jestem polprzytomnym nieszczesciem, potykajacym sie o wlasne nogi. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| aa13f26 | took a look at the bookstore lot, filled to capacity with the exception of a few slots | Janet Evanovich | ||
| cdd1d06 | He wrapped his hand around my wrist, pulled me to him, and kissed me. The kiss was warm and short. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 42aa95d | came through the mail, | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 02aea39 | My grandmother likes you. My mother worries that you might be related to Satan. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| a4784f8 | chicken remains, wads of paper towels, empty soup cans, lunch-meat wrappers, and God knows what else. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| ef1605c | cognoscenti | Janet Evanovich | ||
| c084aac | phone and warn her I'd | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 06a6d5f | She was looking for | Janet Evanovich | ||
| eb1e27e | Probably | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 5efb229 | My son never eats baloney. He says the stuff in baloney will kill you. I say when? I've got cataracts, high blood pressure, enlarged prostate, skin cancer, hemorrhoids, an artificial hip, false teeth, and gas. Every day I take eleven different pills and a stool softener. And now I'm supposed to worry about baloney. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 883c1bf | I OPENED THE front door to Morelli's house and Bob | Janet Evanovich | ||
| b28590c | Zook peeked into the living room. "This house has high speed Internet, right?" "Sure, we got cable," Grandma said. "We're not in the Stone Age here. I blog and everything." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| e71e5eb | was chilling and eerily invasive. It tied the flowers | Janet Evanovich | ||
| ac1f82a | There was a lot of swearing and ineffective bitch-slapping, | Janet Evanovich | ||
| df86dd4 | I ate the 100 Grand bar first, and then the Kit Kat, | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 13c88e4 | Welcome to Chateau du Roi," Carter said. Of course the house had a name, Kate thought, and one about as subtle as the three cars out front. Castle of the King. She decided to name her apartment something classy when she got back to L.A. Her place overlooked a gas station, so maybe Chateau du Chevronview." -- | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 43a8ba8 | I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbecue gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me," she said." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| bc24ed4 | Ordinarily, a trip from Westwood to downtown Los Angeles took an hour. But Kate drove with the pedal to the floor, weaving wildly through traffic. She got there in twenty minutes and even managed to eat one of her Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuits on the way. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 8173055 | Ranger raised my bruised and bloody wrist to his mouth and kissed it. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| ace45f0 | drawn, eyes wide. "Holy Toledo," she said. "I called everyone I could think of while I was driving," Sally said." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| c80797c | bottles of water on it to keep | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 8208dfa | Hey, look who's here!" Briggs said. "It's Aunt Stephanie." He was dressed in the tan suit, and it looked like he'd gotten a haircut. "What's with the suit?" I asked him. "I have a job interview, so Nick let me keep it a while longer. What happened with the Russian guy?" "The problem is solved." "I bet." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 3ee94e1 | We ran to the bedroom and found Gloria pumping half a clip into a picture of her ex-husband. She dropped the gun onto the floor, turned, and mooned the picture and farted. Lula and I took a step back. "Sorry," Gloria said. "I get gas when I eat too much sugar." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 851cad6 | Celia | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 82e5324 | Lula and Grandma did a complicated high five. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 742312d | I was hungry, too. I didn't know what I was | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 7632b05 | And let's be honest, I was excited about going to New York with Ranger. Plus I know this is shallow, but I was in his megabucks Porsche, feeling like I was in a James Bond movie. | Janet Evanovich | ||
| a8e5ffc | Well, damn," Lula said, "I can hear his little feet going, but I can't see him. He's lost in between all these cars." | Janet Evanovich | ||
| 344f95a | Ranger is a bounty hunter, like me. Only Ranger is good. He's close to my age, give or take a few years; he's Cuban-American; and I'm pretty sure he only kills bad guys. | Janet Evanovich |