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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 7da0816 | You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy. | Bill Clinton | ||
| 1163abb | Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow. | Bill Clinton | ||
| 9b86725 | I felt like a pickle stepping into history. | Bill Clinton | ||
| 4e7f11f | Strength and wisdom are not opposing values. | Bill Clinton | ||
| a74d362 | What are the needs of the world? What can I do that won't be done if I don't do it? | Bill Clinton | ||
| face241 | We need a steady stream of cash. The American people have been uncommonly generous. | Bill Clinton | ||
| ddbb137 | Iraq is] not Vietnam, we have a government that has a support of the majority of the people. | Bill Clinton | ||
| ebbe73c | I have met all the most gifted people in our generation and you're the best. | Bill Clinton | ||
| 32c2569 | I just love that rug. | Bill Clinton | ||
| b6d65b0 | There's never a perfect bipartisan bill in the eyes of a partisan. | Bill Clinton | ||
| be97e29 | It's a great thing about not being office--you can just say whatever you want. | Bill Clinton | ||
| af44ba3 | Hillary opened my eyes to a whole new world of public service by private citizens. | Bill Clinton | ||
| 1001637 | She never made fun of people with disabilities; she tried to empower them based on their abilities. | Bill Clinton | ||
| 0d8093e | If at first you don't succeed, you're about average. | Bill Cosby | ||
| 5d0ef15 | The weatherman is always right, It's his timing that's off. | Bill Cosby | ||
| 548ab2a | The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. | Bill Cosby | ||
| 23b8a1c | Just think! If we survive them, these will be the good old days! | Bill Downs | ||
| a8962d2 | Okay, Ed, now I've gotten the ice. When are you gonna stand up to McCarthy? | Bill Downs | ||
| 9edcfb8 | Go back, go back, you silly bastards. This ain't our kind of war. This one is for the birds. | Bill Downs | ||
| 0ddcb1c | playing golf with his friends] | Bill Engvall | ||
| c6ab8cc | about an incident in a coffee shop] | Bill Engvall | ||
| ea520ac | during a bit about dogs] | Bill Engvall | ||
| e26a9cb | about how people in the 90's used "awesome" wrongly] | Bill Engvall | ||
| bb423a6 | watching a baseball game in Los Angeles] | Bill Engvall | ||
| 37c5ea7 | while snow-skiing with his family] | Bill Engvall | ||
| dc2a35e | about his son Travis] | Bill Engvall | ||
| 39d481c | Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. | Bill Engvall | ||
| 110f1e4 | Talking about what he wants at his funeral) | Bill Engvall | ||
| 2ce2fea | mimicking a big fish talking to a little fish) | Bill Engvall | ||
| 2b8cff1 | after watching the food teasing scene in "9 1/2 Weeks"] | Bill Engvall | ||
| 93f0216 | Don't be a cutie pie, okay? | Donald Trump | ||
| f65728b | She created over 15 million jobs. | Donald Trump | ||
| 1d26578 | When someone is president of the United States the authority is total. | Donald Trump | ||
| e50a9e0 | We've tested more than every other country in the world even put together. | Donald Trump | ||
| 6d16006 | I can't imagine why. | Donald Trump | ||
| 1ddf50e | These are very good people, but they are angry. | Donald Trump | ||
| e4666e7 | I can't tell you that. I'm not allowed to tell you that. | Donald Trump | ||
| 43e8da3 | If people want to get tested, they get tested. | Donald Trump | ||
| 0b9b1d7 | Coronavirus numbers are looking MUCH better, going down almost everywhere. | Donald Trump | ||
| 021ee3d | To me it's not an acceptable answer, especially when it comes to schools | Donald Trump | ||
| a036a26 | If we didn't do any testing, we would have very few cases | Donald Trump | ||
| 14c5620 | A lot of doctors take it. I take it. | Donald Trump | ||
| cd99782 | I didn't want to give the press the pleasure of seeing it. | Donald Trump | ||
| eac4b5d | I was honored five years ago, 'man of the year' in Michigan. | Donald Trump |