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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| f73bd42 | When desp'rate ills demand a speedy cure,Distrust is cowardice, and prudence folly. | Cowardice | ||
| 6df4b96 | Men lie, who lack courage to tell truth--the cowards! | Cowardice | ||
| 234aa50 | When all the blandishments of life are gone,The coward sneaks to death, the brave live on. | Cowardice | ||
| 5eb992c | Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| f796097 | I dont know how to add things to my own wikipedia page. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 19addc8 | Change is the law of God's mind and resistance to it is the source of all pain. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| bda1a23 | In a Scottish opera, it ain't over 'till the fat lady bitch-slaps you. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 06430bb | I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 4848fe9 | Whaa, I'm Brad Pitt. I'll crush you." [audience laughs] "With my hand!" | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 94a4e5c | He's quiet as well, especially if you stalk him." | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 6f7dc3e | You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 7fb3ac3 | Get well soon, Castro. [pause] Actually, no, don't; die, you bastard! | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 44dd60c | That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| e1ca679 | I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| be96831 | Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger! | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 0bf5afc | Oh, this isn't a talk show; it's more just filling time, really, 'til the infomercials start. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| aca07a9 | Another innocent victim of my pointless rage. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 33085c0 | I can't live by your rules, man! | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 79fdae8 | It's a great day for America, everybody. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 56b29db | Remind you of anyone? | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 6365fc6 | referring to himself] Where's the Scottish Conan guy? | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 9354432 | Sounds like a party at Elton John's house. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| b62cc3a | It's a JOKE! | Craig Ferguson | ||
| cd403c8 | in reference to a two-word comment from a guest] ...I used to dance under that name. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 1344240 | It's okay, I'm European [referring to a preceding sexually ambiguous comment]. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 8a788a7 | or is it? | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 3151fc5 | best night of my life. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 92eb369 | You know who doesn't like _____? Al-Qaeda! | Craig Ferguson | ||
| e9789c4 | referring to a suggestive comment aimed at the audience] You too, ladies. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| c848569 | with a fist-shake] Take that, ____. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 45444a6 | By the way, _____ was a name I used to dance under. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 59b918f | Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 1237de8 | Welcome back, my filthy pigeons. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| d26991a | Welcome back, my naughty monkeys. [whipcrack] | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 3346485 | Welcome back, my naughty donkeys. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| a9abbfc | Welcome back, my naughty penguins. | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 3911ddb | Welcome back, my frisky badgers | Craig Ferguson | ||
| 37aa69d | My young nerds, here's the deal: | Craig Newmark | ||
| d3bc3cb | What a swarm of sophists you lot have swirled up! | Cratinus | ||
| 1abd1c5 | Even to wise mortals Music carries unceasing feelings... | Cratinus | ||
| 2aaa4fb | Let the person who wins be him who says what is most desirable for the city. | Cratinus | ||
| 03c6945 | Each one of you is a bribe-taking fox. | Cratinus | ||
| 7b35c8f | You'll never fashion anything clever by drinking water! | Cratinus | ||
| 435cd82 | Our predicates may furnish an impoverished taxonomy, but not an impoverished reality. | Crawford L. Elder |