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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 095986b | Stop taking it literally--it's only the Bible, it's not gospel. | Dara Ó Briain | ||
| ff60426 | The great thing about homeopathy is that you can't overdose on it." Well, you could fucking drown! | Dara Ó Briain | ||
| 28aeced | You can wordify anything if you just verb it. | Darby Conley | ||
| 04487f5 | I think... therefore I am annoyed. | Darby Conley | ||
| 7abb767 | And what they dare to dream of, dare to do. | Daring | ||
| 9995fa7 | Who dares this pair of boots displace,Must meet Bombastes face to face. | Daring | ||
| bec85cb | And dar'st thou thenThe Douglas in his hall? | Daring | ||
| e19f4b8 | I dare do all that may become a man:Who dares do more, is none. | Daring | ||
| 688dc6d | A decent boldness ever meets with friends. | Daring | ||
| b5b1409 | And what he greatly thought, he nobly dared. | Daring | ||
| 78670a6 | Christian holy war was a dynamic concept which was adjusted for use in different conditions. | Darius von Guttner Sporzynski | ||
| a891b45 | Now in darkness, world stops turning ashes where the bodies burning. | Darkness | ||
| 6ace1af | You want it darkerWe kill the flame | Darkness | ||
| 32e9e7b | Dark as pitch. | Darkness | ||
| 43fbafd | On the wide and silent plain, darkening the bright daylight, she turns midday into darkness. | Darkness | ||
| 384a94a | Darkness which may be felt. | Darkness | ||
| eecac76 | Darkness will cover the earth, and thick gloom the nations ... | Darkness | ||
| 21b234e | Darkness of slumber and death, forever sinking and sinking. | Darkness | ||
| 37ff2fc | Yet from those flamesNo light, but rather darkness visible. | Darkness | ||
| d2efc5f | Once there was only dark. If you ask me, the light's winning. | Darkness | ||
| 62ef430 | And out of darkness came the handsThat reach thro' nature, moulding men. | Darkness | ||
| 496e4d8 | I am more creative when I don't have sex. | Darrell Hammond | ||
| dbbb62c | Boogity, boogity, boogity - let's go racing, boys! | Darrell Waltrip | ||
| e985ea6 | When better women are made, Dartmouth men will make them. | Dartmouth College | ||
| 387aaa1 | It is, Sir, as I have said, a small college. And yet there are those who love it. | Dartmouth College | ||
| 409f23e | We couldn't have more excitement if Elvis walked in and asked for a chip sandwich. | Darts | ||
| e646425 | There are people in the world who desperately want not to have to believe in Darwinism. | Darwinism | ||
| da756de | Emotions are useless during business hours. | Dashiell Hammett | ||
| ea76225 | But where knowledge of trickery is evenly distributed, honesty not infrequently prevails. | Dashiell Hammett | ||
| 164729a | You got types?""Only you, darling-lanky brunettes with wicked jaws." | Dashiell Hammett | ||
| f325fa9 | How do you feel?""Terrible. I must have gone to bed sober." | Dashiell Hammett | ||
| 474256b | Our conversations have not been such that I am anxious to continue them in private." | Dashiell Hammett | ||
| de5ed8f | The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter." | Dashiell Hammett | ||
| cac2b07 | You're a damn good man, sister," he said and went out. | Dashiell Hammett | ||
| 2b22279 | I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things. | Dave Allen | ||
| c393974 | If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. | Dave Allen | ||
| 25ea63c | I'm an Atheist...thank God. | Dave Allen | ||
| 695c5b8 | Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum? | Dave Attell | ||
| 0bdb993 | That was funny, yet sad. Kind of like getting tit-fucked by a clown. | Dave Attell | ||
| 59557ed | As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. | Dave Barry | ||
| e77df86 | I'm Really Serious. Do Not Turn the Page. You Will Regret It. | Dave Barry | ||
| d1c823a | If someone is nice to you but rude to the waiter, they are not a nice person. | Dave Barry | ||
| 154a8e2 | Sharks are hardy creatures, but they do not thrive on public transportation. | Dave Barry | ||
| 92f4499 | What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? | Dave Grohl |