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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 863da01 | If bands had cocks, this bands cock would be fucking huge!" (Aziz Ansari as Clell Tickle) | Human Giant | ||
| ff8fc47 | Thanks for the coffee you piece of shit! You just got swindled!" (Aziz Ansari as Jimmy Norville) | Human Giant | ||
| aa5cdaf | You know, you can't get pregnant on the moon." (Rob Huebel as Cliff Tarpey) | Human Giant | ||
| 50d9ab8 | I'm the kind of astronaut that murders for sport." (Rob Huebel as Cliff Tarpey) | Human Giant | ||
| 2f736d2 | We are now the Weenie Kings." (Paul Scheer as Zerg, a character based on General Zod) | Human Giant | ||
| db34789 | I've been arrested four times! One of those times was bullshit!" (Paul Scheer as G-Force) | Human Giant | ||
| 791efb5 | You say anything I will cut you" (Paul Scheer as a Genie) | Human Giant | ||
| 0002b6e | Federal penal system, you just got swindled' (Aziz Ansari as Jimmy Norville) | Human Giant | ||
| 7f5057f | Why would you say such things when you know I will kill you?" (Paul Scheer as Zerg) | Human Giant | ||
| 1de9f5d | Copyright law as it is, it's just completely out of touch with human behaviour. | Human behavior | ||
| 25dafb8 | Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 76f9444 | Yes, I haven't had enough sex. | Human sexual activity | ||
| e83c538 | To have coitus other than to procreate children is to do injury to nature. | Human sexual activity | ||
| aaa7003 | The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 66fce7b | Nothing is better than sex and anyone who says so has never had a good woman. | Human sexual activity | ||
| c1bc3c6 | In America, sex is an obsession; in other parts of the world it is a fact. | Human sexual activity | ||
| bcec6ce | It is very hard for a man to ask questions about sex. The smart ones do. | Human sexual activity | ||
| ee92065 | Sex is a sure cure of boredom and an antidote to violence that is so American. Power to the People! | Human sexual activity | ||
| 70d078c | The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 389ea3b | I think that sex is necessary and bankers are not. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 1a4f37b | Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 4ece432 | Sex is a part of love. You shouldn't go around doing it unless you are in love. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 037f558 | Sex is an antidote to death, or at least, an adequate placebo. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 6ce1081 | Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 571ad1b | The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 23321d0 | Once you've had a lover-robot, you'll never want a real man again. | Human sexual activity | ||
| b79b37a | In truth, [hope] is the most evil of evils because it prolongs man's torment. | Human, All Too Human | ||
| 83070b2 | We're not the chosen of any god. We only have each other. | Humanism | ||
| 8524d2c | Anything said is said by an observer. | Humberto Maturana | ||
| 2f3bb7b | My work is loving the world. Here the sunflowers, there the hummingbird--equal seekers of sweetness | Hummingbirds | ||
| 000b55b | Jewelled corypheeWith quivering wings like shielding gauze outspread. | Hummingbirds | ||
| a047d10 | All you owe the public is a good performance. | Humphrey Bogart | ||
| a2b6b52 | You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. | Humphrey Bogart | ||
| 79e110d | With the substance from soda the appearance and effects were analogous. | Humphry Davy, Poet and Philosopher (Thorpe) | ||
| 50bd5fa | He eventually found that they might be preserved in . | Humphry Davy, Poet and Philosopher (Thorpe) | ||
| 32fdfa9 | People should remember history so they can truly cherish what they have now. | Hung Hsiu-chu | ||
| 350006d | This (KMT) party can forsake me, but I will not abandon this party. | Hung Hsiu-chu | ||
| d778a43 | I will not hesitate to even sell my house. It (Kuomintang) is my party and I will save it myself. | Hung Hsiu-chu | ||
| cf04528 | Approximately 3.1 million children die from hunger each year. | Hunger | ||
| 180f15a | Hunger is sharper than the sword. | Hunger | ||
| 0b00312 | It is difficult to speak to the belly, because it has no ears. | Hunger | ||
| 0a30ae6 | Enough is as good as a feast. | Hunger | ||
| 1ea68f1 | Oliver Twist has asked for more. | Hunger | ||
| d35ba0a | A fishmonger's wife may feed of a conger; but a serving-man's wife may starve for hunger. | Hunger |