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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| dfb1daf | The people will live on. The learning and blundering people will live on. | Human | ||
| e9a873e | He held his seat; a friend to human race. | Human | ||
| d8baad0 | Respect us, human, and relieve us, poor. | Human | ||
| 457c9de | Oh, God! that bread should be so dear, And flesh and blood so cheap! | Human | ||
| 2c9b613 | For nothing human foreign was to him. | Human | ||
| 04dc845 | Never to blend our pleasure or our prideWith sorrow of the meanest thing that feels. | Human | ||
| 59c1a97 | Where there is no vision, the people perish. | Human | ||
| e69cf36 | Your people, sir, is nothing but a great beast! | Human | ||
| 3d6ec91 | Would yee both eat your cake, and have your cake? | Human | ||
| 90e25c7 | People don't eat in the long run--they eat every day. | Human | ||
| 5fa57c5 | I do not want the voice of the people shut out. | Human | ||
| 83119c9 | People are not an interruption of our business. People are our business. | Human | ||
| 8f73ba6 | What the shit, man!" (Aziz Ansari) | Human Giant | ||
| 3618464 | Prepare your mind... (Aziz Ansari as John Satan) | Human Giant | ||
| 348ab63 | for a MIND EXPLOSION!!!" (Paul Scheer as Scott Devil) | Human Giant | ||
| aafc4f7 | Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man" (Aziz Ansari) | Human Giant | ||
| 7afa981 | Come on, man, I got a full beard!" (Aziz Ansari) | Human Giant | ||
| 8f26a62 | Whales, you swim in my piss!" (Rob Huebel) | Human Giant | ||
| 0c2a383 | I don't drink Tang, on EARTH!" (Rob Huebel as Cliff Tarpey) | Human Giant | ||
| 58357cc | Oh No. Pictures of my vagina leaked out onto the internet." (Rob Huebel) | Human Giant | ||
| 5c9a352 | Blood Oath!" (Rob Huebel) | Human Giant | ||
| 9c7ebc4 | And that's why I think video game tennis is just better than regular tennis." (Aziz Ansari) | Human Giant | ||
| a2515e3 | No. We have to settle this... in space." (Rob Huebel as Cliff Tarpey) | Human Giant | ||
| a2d765f | I'm young, I'm hot, I'm sexy on the spot, touch me here, touch me..." (Paul Scheer) | Human Giant | ||
| c5af45b | It's the prank of the century! Paul made love to a dude, yeah!" (Aziz Ansari) | Human Giant | ||
| a7e67cc | Go back in time and give your mother an abortion!" (Paul Scheer) | Human Giant | ||
| 98c9f6e | You shut up when I'm eating. YOU SHUT UP!!!" (Rob Huebel) | Human Giant | ||
| 1eb06e8 | Nobody can defeat my light saber!" (Paul Scheer as Randy Wattson) | Human Giant | ||
| 863da01 | If bands had cocks, this bands cock would be fucking huge!" (Aziz Ansari as Clell Tickle) | Human Giant | ||
| ff8fc47 | Thanks for the coffee you piece of shit! You just got swindled!" (Aziz Ansari as Jimmy Norville) | Human Giant | ||
| aa5cdaf | You know, you can't get pregnant on the moon." (Rob Huebel as Cliff Tarpey) | Human Giant | ||
| 50d9ab8 | I'm the kind of astronaut that murders for sport." (Rob Huebel as Cliff Tarpey) | Human Giant | ||
| 2f736d2 | We are now the Weenie Kings." (Paul Scheer as Zerg, a character based on General Zod) | Human Giant | ||
| db34789 | I've been arrested four times! One of those times was bullshit!" (Paul Scheer as G-Force) | Human Giant | ||
| 791efb5 | You say anything I will cut you" (Paul Scheer as a Genie) | Human Giant | ||
| 0002b6e | Federal penal system, you just got swindled' (Aziz Ansari as Jimmy Norville) | Human Giant | ||
| 7f5057f | Why would you say such things when you know I will kill you?" (Paul Scheer as Zerg) | Human Giant | ||
| 1de9f5d | Copyright law as it is, it's just completely out of touch with human behaviour. | Human behavior | ||
| 25dafb8 | Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 76f9444 | Yes, I haven't had enough sex. | Human sexual activity | ||
| e83c538 | To have coitus other than to procreate children is to do injury to nature. | Human sexual activity | ||
| aaa7003 | The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off. | Human sexual activity | ||
| 66fce7b | Nothing is better than sex and anyone who says so has never had a good woman. | Human sexual activity | ||
| c1bc3c6 | In America, sex is an obsession; in other parts of the world it is a fact. | Human sexual activity |