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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| f5b2359 | Scoundrel maxim. | James Thomson (poet) | ||
| 6312523 | But what most showed the vanity of lifeWas to behold the nations all on fire. | James Thomson (poet) | ||
| c58bd43 | A little, round, fat, oily man of God. | James Thomson (poet) | ||
| f0ff9dd | All right, have it your way -- you heard a seal bark! | James Thurber | ||
| a5170e5 | Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? | James Thurber | ||
| 021b3f1 | I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you? | James Thurber | ||
| 8620105 | He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes. | James Thurber | ||
| 98999ef | There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. | James Thurber | ||
| d358704 | A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands. | James Thurber | ||
| b611bf3 | It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers. | James Thurber | ||
| 8671505 | If the formula for water is HO squared? | Jane Wagner | ||
| 88f2edd | Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. | James Thurber | ||
| c09c0ae | You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. | James Thurber | ||
| 4d5c4d6 | You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. | James Thurber | ||
| 7f7723f | Don't count your boobies until they are hatched. | James Thurber | ||
| 67aa269 | He who hesitates is sometimes saved. | James Thurber | ||
| f931c7e | It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. | James Thurber | ||
| ec4849c | Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation. | James Thurber | ||
| 1c2a3a5 | Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddam. [sic] | James Thurber | ||
| a34895f | A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make any sense. | James Thurber | ||
| aba106f | All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first. | James Thurber | ||
| b59a328 | All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why. | James Thurber | ||
| 56d7098 | Moral: Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going. | James Thurber | ||
| b6b7581 | The pounding of the cylinders increased: ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa. | James Thurber | ||
| 4f45afb | There are two kinds of light -- the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures. | James Thurber | ||
| a7922f4 | A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps. | James Thurber | ||
| 3c2ec5d | The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel. | James Thurber | ||
| 216188e | Discussion in America means dissent. | James Thurber | ||
| 5d65dae | I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog. | James Thurber | ||
| 1b50a7c | A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption. | James Thurber | ||
| 1f5407b | Women are wiser than men, because they know less and understand more. | James Thurber | ||
| ec651df | Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. | James Thurber | ||
| 7031853 | One (martini) is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. | James Thurber | ||
| 6a0b920 | Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. | James Traficant | ||
| 70aed02 | Total quality is a matter of survival. | James W. Dean Jr. | ||
| 5df45e5 | Building the house of quality requires six basic steps: | James W. Dean Jr. | ||
| 4ee2258 | We should be breast-feeding children up to 2 or 3 years of age. | James W. Prescott | ||
| cf0a9ca | The somatosensory system... mediates emotional behaviors. | James W. Prescott | ||
| f9f6b9a | Stimulation of brain pleasure centers can eliminate feelings of rage, fear, and depression. | James W. Prescott | ||
| 2d12962 | Unfortunately, violence is often offered as a solution to violence. | James W. Prescott | ||
| a52ce40 | The deprivation of physical sensory pleasure is the principle root cause of violence. | James W. Prescott | ||
| 6598e85 | Societies which inflict pain and discomfort upon their infants tend to neglect them as well. | James W. Prescott | ||
| 269b43c | The glory of the day was in her face,The beauty of the night was in her eyes. | James Weldon Johnson | ||
| c60413d | And God smiled again,And curled itself around his shoulder. | James Weldon Johnson |