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32b7629 Grover and Nico came back from their walk, and Grover helped me fix up my wounded arm. "It's green!" Nico said with delight." humour nico-di-angelo nico-diangelo percy-jackson Rick Riordan
8a5ca00 Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. "I have to go." "You just got here." "Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress." "You're making that up." "I'm not." "So...what, somebody thinks they're about to die and they text you 'Going down! Need Valkyrie ASAP!' followed by a bunch of sad-face emojis?" funny humor humorous humorous-quotations humorous-quote humour Rick Riordan
6211de5 You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?" "Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm HUNGRY." Rick Riordan
1b52928 Your lifeline...oh, the burning stick. Right." Leo resisted the urge to set his hand ablaze and yell: BWAH HA HA!" Rick Riordan
1fb23a4 I don't care what your nose says! The last time you smelled half-blood, it turned out to be a meatloaf sandwich!" "Meatloaf sandwiches are good! But this is a half-blood scent, I swear. They are on board!" "Bah, your brain isn't on board!" telkine Rick Riordan
e431e77 My sister, with her ratty red-highlighted hair and her linen pajamas and her combat boots--how could she possibly worry about being possessed by a goddess? What goddess would want her, except the goddess of chewing gum? Rick Riordan
946c4d1 Most of Set's forces were running towards our boat, screaming and throwing rocks (which tended to fall down and hit them, but no one says demons are bright). Rick Riordan
4bb8552 I missed him so much I would sometimes turn to tell him something before I forgot he was gone. In spite of all that, and all the emotion boiling around inside me, all I could think of to say was: "You're blue." Rick Riordan
3458131 Sounds like a plan worthy of Athena. Rick Riordan
ea04f70 I am a free man--and I need my freedom. I need to be alone. I need to ponder my shame and my despair in seclusion; I need the sunshine and the paving stones of the streets without companions, without conversation, face to face with myself, with only the music of my heart for company. What do you want of me? When I have something to say, I put it in print. When I have something to give, I give it. Your prying curiosity turns my stomach! Your.. Henry Miller
ea171f2 Whatever is silenced will clamor to be heard, though silently. Margaret Atwood
d38f5fc While he writes, I feel as if he is drawing me; or not drawing me, drawing on me--drawing on my skin--not with the pencil he is using, but with an old-fashioned goose pen, and not with the quill end but with the feather end. As if hundreds of butterflies have settled all over my face, and are softly opening and closing their wings. But underneath that is another feeling, a feeling of being wide-eyed awake and watchful. It's like being wake.. Margaret Atwood
b084076 The most perceptive character in a play is the fool, because the man who wishes to seem simple cannot possibly be a simpleton. Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
83c5396 A tooth is much more to be prized than a diamond. tooth Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
5f77968 Loial, son of Arent, son of Halen, had secretly always wanted to be hasty. brandon-sanderson loial robert-jordan wheel-of-time wot Robert Jordan
0cc1af0 Life is a battleground. It always has been, and always will be; and if it were not so, existence would come to an end. C.G. Jung
bbf5d33 She herself had never been able to be altogether herself: it had been denied her. D.H. Lawrence
dde98be nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny. Curtis Sittenfeld
f9d0f87 Anyone who believes that a second is faster than a decade did not live life. live-life time Jonathan Safran Foer
ba66123 But I do not do these things because we are family. I do them because they are common decencies. That is an idiom that the hero taught me. I do them because I am not a big fucking asshole. That is another idiom that the hero taught me. Jonathan Safran Foer
3721e3f After a time, I had only a handful of words left... Does it break my heart, of course, every moment of every day, into more pieces than my heart was made of, I never thought of myself as quiet, much less silent, I never thought about things at all, everything changed, the distance that wedged itself between me and my happiness wasn't the world, it wasn't the bombs and burning buildings, it was me, my thinking, the cancer of never letting go.. Jonathan Safran Foer
9ef2674 I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat meat. What? No meat? No meat. Steak? No... Chickens! No... And what about the sausage? No, no sausage, no meat! He says he does not eat any meat. Not even sausage? I know! What is wrong with him? Jonathan Safran Foer
1974973 It is shaming sometimes, how the body will not, or cannot, lie about emotions. Ian McEwan
9a18bef the blend of absurd, surreal and mundane which gave rise to the adjective "kafkaesque" Franz Kafka
f0a5975 If a man has his eyes bound, you can encourage him as much as you like to stare through the bandage, but he'll never see anything. existential life-lessons motivational Franz Kafka
a777ce7 it was like this. the brain could no longer bear the worries and pains that were imposed on it. it said: "i'm giving up; but if there is anyone else here who is interested in preserving the whole, let him assume part of my burden and it will be alright for a bit." Franz Kafka
928ab67 You misinterpret everything, even the silence. Franz Kafka
43d8fac Each of us has his own way of emerging from the underworld, mine is by writing. That's why the only way I can keep going, if at all, is by writing, not through rest and sleep. I am far more likely to achieve peace of mind through writing than the capacity to write through peace. writing Franz Kafka
a48d174 Milena - what a rich heavy name, almost too full to be lifted, and in the beginning I didn't like it much, it seemed to me a Greek or Roman gone astray in Bohemia, violated by Czech, cheated of its accent, and yet in colour and form it is marvellously a woman, a woman whom one carries in one's arms out of the world, and out of the fire, I don't know which, and she presses herself willingly and trustingly into your arms. Franz Kafka
b681436 This was exactly what the girl had most dreaded all her life and had scrupulously avoided until now: lovemaking without emotion or love. She knew that she had crossed the forbidden boundary, but she proceeded across it without objections and as a full participant; only somewhere, far off in a corner of her consciousness, did she feel horror at the thought that she had never known such pleasure, never so much pleasure as at this moment--beyo.. Milan Kundera
a9e5707 But deep down she said to herself, Franz maybe strong, but his strength is directed outward; when it comes to the people he lives with, the people he's loves, he's weak. Franz's weakness is called goodness. Franz would never give Sabina orders. He would never command her, as Tomas had, to lay the mirror on the floor and walk back and forth on it naked. Not that he lacks sensuality; he simply lacks the strength to give orders. There are thin.. Milan Kundera
4e5c577 I find I don't learn a lot while I'm talking Jeffrey Archer
cd9fbad Most people trusted in the future, assuming that their preferred version of it would unfold. Blindly planning for it, envisioning things that weren't the case. This was the working of the will. This was what gave the world purpose and direction. Not what was there but what was not. Jhumpa Lahiri
2a61dd0 Remove everything pointless from an imperfect life and it'd lose even its imperfection. Haruki Murakami
7817cb3 I was reduced to pure concept. My flesh had dissolved; my form had dissipated. I floated in space. Liberated of my corporeal being, but without dispensation to go anywhere else.I was adrift in the void. Somewhere across the fine line separating nightmare from reality. Haruki Murakami
b63abc8 Either I'm funny or the world's funny. I don't know which. The bottle and lid don't fit. It could be the bottle's fault or the lid's fault. In either case, there's no denying that the fit is bad. Haruki Murakami
720615e He once told me about polar bears - what solitary animals they are. They mate just once a year. One time in a whole year. There is no such thing as a lasting male-female bond in their world. One male polar bear and one female polar bear meet by sheer chance somewhere in the frozen vastness, and they mate. It doesn't take long. And once they are finished, the male runs away from the female as if he is frightened to death: he runs from the pl.. Haruki Murakami
af48855 Once again, life had a lesson to teach me: It takes years to build up, it takes moments to destroy. haruki life murakami Haruki Murakami
5c3f958 The whole terrible fight occured in the area of imagination. That is the precise location of our battlefield. It is there, that we experience our victories and defeats. Haruki Murakami
76908f4 No one could say how long that life would last. Whatever has form can disappear in an instant. Haruki Murakami
b4b5d69 What is the nature of the search? you ask. The search is what anyone would undertake if he were not sunk in the everydayness of his own life. To become aware of the search is to be onto something. Not to be onto something is to be in despair. search Walker Percy
a385821 I long ago became convinced that the most reliable source for arcane and obscure and seemingly unobtainable information does not lie with the government or law enforcement agencies. Apparently neither the CIA nor the military intelligence apparatus inside the Pentagon had even a slight inkling of the Soviet Union's impending collapse, right up to the moment the Kremlin's leaders were trying to cut deals for their memoirs with New York publi.. James Lee Burke
14ee27f The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible. Steve Martin
aa819aa You should never start a company with the goal of getting rich. Your goal should be making something you believe in and making a company that will last. Excerpt From: Walter, Isaacson. "Steve Jobs." Simon & Schuster, 2011-10-23T21:00:00+00:00. iBooks. This material may be protected by copyright." inspirational mike-markkula steve-jobs walter-isaacson Walter Isaacson